Never Be Over Smart

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at door, A lady opened it.
Before she could speak, the salesman rushed into the living room & emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet

Salesman: Madam, if Im unable to clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner in next 10 sec, i'll EAT all this Shiit

Lady: Do U need Chilli Sauce with that shit ?

Salesman:why?

Lady: Because there's no electricity in house

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By Lion_King• 12 Oct 2010 16:40

Brit, did you make sure that the mains are off or the ELCBs not reset lol

By britexpat• 12 Oct 2010 16:31

This bloke said to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?"

I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness".

By Lion_King• 12 Oct 2010 16:27

By egy_egy• 12 Oct 2010 14:00

looooool

By afrinnabees• 12 Oct 2010 13:55

this a good joke....lol

By flor1212• 12 Oct 2010 13:53

No respect to elders!

By lyndon_joseph• 12 Oct 2010 12:56

????????????????????????

By anonymous• 12 Oct 2010 12:43

kukquels no..i like dried fish//

By the_prince• 12 Oct 2010 12:36

LOL

By kuquels• 12 Oct 2010 12:36

do u like chilli sauce sadique?

By anonymous• 12 Oct 2010 12:33

Some QL user take the advantage to bashing..MOD plis act.

By eliashamzo• 12 Oct 2010 12:32

ohhhh ... hehehe

By mjamille28• 12 Oct 2010 12:32

and what has that got to do with the original topic of the thread!

By nomad_08• 12 Oct 2010 12:29

soq? WTH is that?

By anonymous• 12 Oct 2010 12:28

pilipino is in soq every friday

By nomad_08• 12 Oct 2010 12:26

who is pilipino?

By blue_rose• 12 Oct 2010 12:21

lol

By anonymous• 12 Oct 2010 12:21

Cheeeeeeeeeeeee

By gudone• 12 Oct 2010 12:16

ohh... giv some pickles tooo, with pappad

By Victory_278692• 12 Oct 2010 12:14

again please ;D

By hms• 12 Oct 2010 12:14

starts.

By anonymous• 12 Oct 2010 12:13

that salesman is pilipino.

By Rizks• 12 Oct 2010 11:51

LOL

By mjamille28• 12 Oct 2010 11:49

again, ewwwwwwwwwwwww! :P

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