Never argue with a woman who reads! ;-)
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think
Dedicated to all women who are thinkers. If you have read this, you know you're intelligent.
If you are a guy, it may be a warning....... ;-)
"Adda ti adal na, ngem awan ti sursuro na."
why don't you try taking ur mind out of the gutter for a change?
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
no Maggie....!!
i just want to know, was she reading the book or looking at the photos in tat book which made her come out alone and take tat boat to the lakes leaving her husband alone in the house ?
Something fishy ??
why do u wanna know?so that you promise urself never to buy that particular one as a gift for any girl,eh? :-P
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
jackmohan lolzzz
Reading cook book in the middle of the LAKE ? how foolish...
Rizks ...cook book ...what else :P
Which book she was reading ?
well-said!at least one sensible soul in here besides me :-D
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
Sandeep... All women are not the same.... :)
Yeah....so true....
Brit never with argue women like Sarah Palin.....
If you argue with her ....she would charge you with sexual assault...lol
Women thinking lion king????
I have never heard of them being accused of that :P
Both men and women can think differently and become dominant with respect to the situations. Both have strengths and weaknesses...
naah....i've got much better things to do...
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
svelte_saggi charge brit for sexual assault ;)
i believe you have a penchant for coming across the dumbest women on the face of this earth!otherwise,how could you genaralize so much about women?i mean....we're also human and intelligent enough.....just in case u thought we're some kinda foolishness personified!duh! :S
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
Don't worry, It's a fairytale..
"One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. "
Any normal woman would nag him for going out and then sleeping when he got home...
"She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. "
A lady able to start a boat by herself ??
hahaha! Great stuff!
--------Do I look like Bambi's sister???-------
MJ....*Hi5* gurl! :-D
Da....sharing interesting stuff doesn't harm,does it Da?and topics like this are sure-fire discussion triggers ;-)
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
all copy paste thing on main forum
lol, serves him right.. :P