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I just came across these nice comments on youtube link:

"Computers use binary. 42 in binary is 101010. The meaning of life will be disclosed on 10/10/10."

"well, 10/10/10 came and went....."

what use is the bable fish when cuttle fish abound

Well said.....

I will agree that a bable fish is required in some of the other QL threads.

You will agree that the Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon Six was beautiful :O)

Norway

I blame the Magratheans. If only they had put the Fjords and the Oil Fields in England ...

to put you out of your misery:

:)

His new avatar is the link .....

title? How's it is connected to the post?

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

Why bother?

Let's go somewhere.

All you really need to know for the moment is that the universe is a lot more complicated than you might think, even if you start from a position of thinking it's pretty damn complicated in the first place. @O(

"Sadl, Timebandit is described as mindlessly bureaucratic, aggressive, having "as much sex appeal as a road accident" and the writer of "the third worst poetry in the universe".

It would seem my secret is out :(

The previous sentence makes sense. That is not the problem. This is: Change. Read it through again and you’ll get it.

Perhaps you might like to hear some poetry from - And Another Thing - the sixth book in the trilogy.

“If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. ;)

Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?

Actually, I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.

Anything that happens, happens.

Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.

Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.

It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though.

Enjoy the path to enlightenment. :D

Life, as many people have spotted, is, of course, terribly unfair. For instance, the first time the Heart of Gold ever crossed the galaxy the massive improbability field it generated caused two-hundred-and-thirty-nine thousand lightly-fried eggs to materialise in a large, wobbly heap on the famine-struck land of Poghril in the Pansel system. The whole Poghril tribe had just died out from famine, except for one man who died of cholesterol-poisoning some weeks later.

A few thousand million years ?

You know that - Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Spend a few thousand million years in a job and eventually you get promoted, I have my own bucket now. Finally, I am somebody

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England was regarded as the worst poet however.

Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties.

Yes - it is real - they are masters of camouflage, they can change colour, patterning, texture and shape in seconds.

Sadl, Timebandit is described as mindlessly bureaucratic, aggressive, having "as much sex appeal as a road accident" and the writer of "the third worst poetry in the universe". :O(

Would you like to hear some of his poetry ??

I don't like giraffes but I love cuttlefish.. in a nice chilly curry!

There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

and I want more coffee..finally a meaningful thread.Yippeee!

with this:

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Sadly, it was the improbability drive that brought me to Doha. The tea bag failed at the last moment :O(

sorry adey, not fully enlightened yet

Now we can have a conversation :)

I am singlehandedly responsible for the evolved shape of the animal you came to know in later centuries as a giraffe

Normality?

We can talk about normality until the cows come home.

What is normal?

What is home?

What're cows?

Life the universe and everything..... you me and everybody.

My built in Garmin has stopped working and I can't find my way out of this banana. Who said that? I know your there.... come out where I can see you :(

I'm a bit enlightened now, thanks to google :p

Now you got the answer, start looking for the question!

Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

Look I'm up to here with cool, I'm so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month, I'm so hip I have trouble seeing over my pelvis.

Maybe it's just an illusion.

lol tinks and TB.. :P

Sorry Adey

CAMELS!!!! Where's the CAMELS!!

Ho Ho Ho!!!

could you keep to the topic in hand?

Thanks.

:P

:)

If I wasn't already committed to getting drunk with someone else I would be there faster than you could shake that wand of yours ;)

:P

I'm afraid I don't think camals will feature.

:)

Hey tink you little tinker you... going and getting drunk on a Thursday night shame on you :|

There's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out.

You're turning into a penguin. Stop it.

But that's not the point!

The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin, and my colleague here is rapidly running out of limbs!

Who's complaining? I just had to keep reading up and down the thread looking for the camels that's all

Where did they go?

you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now.

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

Uhhhh?

but remember:

"One's never alone with a rubber duck. "

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.

It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry 'I could have thought of that' is a very popular and misleading one, for the fact is that they didn't, and a very significant and revealing fact it is too.

The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

Be careful. Nothing is not 'nothing.'

"For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. "

Nuts to your white mice

Mice rule!