Most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations !!!

maxi8008
By maxi8008

some times you may face this thing so what was the most stupid question someone has asked to you and what was your answer or what you wished to answer that time :)

for example

When a friend announces her wedding, and someone ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive and very.....it's just the money. !!

When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... !!!!!

By maxi8008• 5 Jul 2007 09:52
Rating: 4/5
maxi8008

novita77 and jannatoul you are stars , the way you care each other emotion and full respect exchange is a clear example of how good buddys deal together im proud to know both of you ..

many thanks

By novita77• 5 Jul 2007 06:38
Rating: 3/5
novita77

come on ... it was just misunderstanding. My comment just a normal comment that my husband normally throw at me. Probably because we never exchange comments in the past, it is become slightly misunderstood. I don't want to pick a fight tooooo .... lol. xx

By jannatul_houri• 5 Jul 2007 06:35
jannatul_houri

hello novita,

thanks for you private message explaining on my misinterpretation upon your comment on me. and i guess there is a need for me to copy paste my message again, for i dont feel good just to send you an apology privately when it has affected you publicly.

'the way' you throw that word made me think that you were trying to 'give a kick' on my comment, thats why it burns my heart when i read it. i am not here to fight, and i am a new users also, so i dont want to make trouble with others.

anyways, since ur intention was pure to pick me up in a freindly way, so i thank you for that and i sincerely seek for your apology.

take care novita.

byebye.

By novita77• 5 Jul 2007 05:41
novita77

you got to the wrong end of the stick. :-)

By jannatul_houri• 5 Jul 2007 05:33
Rating: 4/5
jannatul_houri

Does it make you want to go over to the person, slap them in the face and say "IT'S FISH FFS, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WILL TASTE LIKE? BISCUITS?"

(gurl, when you are being "TOO MUCH", its NO longer FUNNY at all! got your tongue???)

---> *double* Doh!

this is my reply for your next coming comments:

whatever! u'r right! as if i care!

By telljax• 4 Jul 2007 23:25
telljax

hehe happens to the best of us...oder day frnd came frm work and looked like he had been lifitng rocks..i just asked him r u tired...and he replied..." no u idiot..its just dat wen i see ur face i feel like the worst part of the day has just begun"...lucky for him i knew he was kidding...;)

By maxi8008• 4 Jul 2007 13:52
maxi8008

LOOOOOL :)

By novita77• 4 Jul 2007 12:38
novita77

"when the husband is obviously eating,,,-stupid question: " you are eating honey???" answer: no! i'm singing!"

----> Doh !

By novita77• 4 Jul 2007 12:36
novita77

How many people have heard the following, or variation of the following, in reference to fish..."Does it taste fishy?"

Does it make you want to go over to the person, slap them in the face and say "IT'S FISH FFS, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WILL TASTE LIKE? BISCUITS?"

By Abdulsalam• 4 Jul 2007 12:35
Abdulsalam

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By jannatul_houri• 4 Jul 2007 11:40
jannatul_houri

hehehhe...yeah, thats right paul! because only a 'stupid answer' can answers a 'stupid question'! Hahahahahaa... (evil laugh).

By ooo• 4 Jul 2007 11:35
ooo

That's a stupid answer to a stupid question : )

By Paul R• 4 Jul 2007 11:29
Rating: 5/5
Paul R

At the scene of a car crash involving landcruiser "was you speeding, or texting, or eating ?"

"No I was driving within the governed rules of Doha !"

By shreeya• 4 Jul 2007 11:22
shreeya

Telljax,

Sometimes I myself can't help asking stupid questions, particularly in restaurants. I am a pure vegetarian and whenever I go to any eating place I order for a veg dish and ask them to make it a pure veg. My husband says,"wait, now in the kitchen he'll be stirring your soup with chicken leg definitely". Yuuuuk.....

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By hamlet• 4 Jul 2007 11:10
hamlet

it is the same here in the middle east :)))

By jannatul_houri• 4 Jul 2007 11:07
Rating: 5/5
jannatul_houri

guys, i dont know about Qatar, but in (some) Asean countries, normally wifes try to be 'friendly' to their husband through communication which often lead to a 'stupid question'.

when the husband is obviously eating,,,-stupid question: " you are eating honey???" answer: no! i'm singing!

when the husband is getting ready for a work...-stupid question: "you wana go to work honey?" answer: "no! i wana rob a bank!".

By hamlet• 4 Jul 2007 10:50
Rating: 2/5
hamlet

when you are waiting for a metro in a metro station ...stupid question:-didnt the metro arrive yet?. Answer:-no it came but I chose to skip it in order to see you

By Oryx• 4 Jul 2007 10:42
Oryx

Someone says "Don't you remember me? Don't you know who I am?"

obviously not because I would have said hello XXXX

By sentibhim• 4 Jul 2007 10:32
sentibhim

Doctor to the patient,Stupid question-R u okey ?

By izzie• 4 Jul 2007 10:27
izzie

When you're out to dinner and the food's not so great. Stupid question- "This is really gross...wanna try?"

By telljax• 4 Jul 2007 10:23
Rating: 5/5
telljax

At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here...

In the bus:A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't youtry again.

At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask...Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

At a restaurant: When you ask the waiterStupid Question:-Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. Weoccassionaly also spit in it.

At a family get-together:When some distant aunt meets you after yearsStupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..

At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts? Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your officeasks...Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke. Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ...........it was a piece of chalk andnow it's in flames!!!

By sentibhim• 4 Jul 2007 10:23
sentibhim

maxi now we have to bigin a stupid compitition here in Ql.

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