::: MorNiNG SmiLE :::

Twins were born to a sardarji,. he could not sleep for the whole night.
why????
he kept wondering who is the father of the second child

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Teacher : what do you want to become?
Lil johny : doctor !!
Teacher : why?
Lil johny : coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take
off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

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Woman complaining to dentist: it's so painful, i'd rather have a baby, than
have a tooth removed.
Dentist : make up ! your mind soon, i'll adjust the chair accordingly.

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75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
on their first night both were crying. why???
coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten
everything

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old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read: BORN A
VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED
A VIRGIN.
the engraver shortened it to " RETURNED UNOPENED "

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a kid asked the priest " father, what is your pastime?
" the priest tapped the kid's shoulder and replied "
" Nun, my child, nun "
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An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
" you name pls. "
" abdul aziz "
" sex? "
" six times a week!! "
" no, no, i mean male or female! "
" doesn't matters, sometimes even cameL "