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Rizks
By Rizks

1. There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.

2. Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone rings! 'YES'.. OK, BYE'.
She turns to her lover and says, THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S NOW GOLFING WITH YOU.

3. Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle- dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock- a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!

4. Three Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a SAINT. I'm Paul not a POPE. I'm John not a BAPTIST...
The girl replied.. Hi.. I'm Mary, not a VIRGIN.

5. Girlfriends are appetizers. Taste good at any time.
Mistresses are Tomyams. Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently.
WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when there's nothing to eat.!!!

6. Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER.
She replied: I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!

7. Yesterday's News:- A nun jogging at Jogger' Park was raped by 4 guys.
Today's News:- Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at the park.

By Snowstorm• 9 Jun 2008 14:42
Rating: 3/5
Snowstorm

 

http://www.qatarliving.com/group/ql-kairali

YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!

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By Murali• 9 Jun 2008 14:22
Rating: 2/5
Murali

Good one

By spicemom• 9 Jun 2008 14:17
spicemom

100 nuns jogging in their habits??duh..........

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

By harsha• 9 Jun 2008 14:14
harsha

lol.. a 100 nun are joggin..

By Snowstorm• 9 Jun 2008 08:46
Rating: 4/5
Snowstorm

 

http://www.qatarliving.com/group/ql-kairali

YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!

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By brandylady• 9 Jun 2008 07:52
Rating: 3/5
brandylady

two nuns in a bath,

first one says "where's the soap?"

second one says

"it does rather"

Think about it ;)

By anonymous• 9 Jun 2008 07:43
anonymous

Nuns are human too lol lol

By anahmed• 9 Jun 2008 07:36
anahmed

:)

liked 4 & 7..

Never Ask for a SMILE..just GIVE it..

By brandylady• 9 Jun 2008 07:34
Rating: 2/5
brandylady

some funny thank you :)

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