Men Never Lie....
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland.
She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me
Father, could I ask a favour?"
"Of course my child, What can I do for you?"
"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover
gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone
over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at
customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?"
"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I cannot lie."
"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you
any questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'.
The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented
himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?
"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my
son", he replied.
Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the
sash down, what do you have?"
The priest replied, "I have there a marvellous little instrument
destined for use by women, but which has never been used."
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father."
hmmm... may be u guys are right anyway, the name of this thread should be, 'the truthful priest'
never lie, he tell the truth only.
Archangel is right it should be "Priest never lie" Duh!
Judge not! that you be not judged!
Aye the father did not lie... But the heading of this thread does lie. Pity.
"Archangel - Not an Arab, not a Muslim, but in every way a daughter of the Arab land."
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool !
they just have a good way of twisting the truth for their convenience ;-P
-CERTAMVS!-
Thats what I thought in the 1st place....
Just the right answer! destined for use by women, but never been used! the guy thought he was talking about his.....
Judge not! that you be not judged!