Man O Man

Rony John
By Rony John

Man O Man

When without money, eats wild vegetables at home
When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.
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When without money, rides bicycle;

When has money, rides exercise machine.
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When without money, walks to earn food

When has money, walks to lose the fat
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Man O Man ! never fails to deceive thyself !
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When without money, wishes to get married;

When has money, wishes to get divorced.
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When without money, wife becomes secretary;

When has money, secretary becomes wife.
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When without money, acts like rich man;

When has money, acts like poor man.
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Man, O Man, never can tell the simple truth !
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Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;

Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.

Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
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Man O Man !
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Never means what he says and never says what he means!

By osamabawab• 9 Jun 2011 11:01
osamabawab

if it is not a song, someone should make it, and I'm sure it will get a very good sales all over the world!

By simplecomplex• 9 Jun 2011 10:31
simplecomplex

Is this a song? It even has a chorus, 'Man Oh Man'.. :))

By bars_747• 9 Jun 2011 09:53
bars_747

Sad but true.. at least most of the time...

By s_isale• 9 Jun 2011 09:51
s_isale

you got an issue engr? are you part of the SMS crowd? :P

By engr_612• 9 Jun 2011 09:45
engr_612

very bad s_isale :p

By jibran.scorpion• 9 Jun 2011 09:45
jibran.scorpion

very true!!!!!!!!!1

By osamabawab• 9 Jun 2011 09:44
osamabawab

Thanks Rony :)

I liked it too coz it reflects my life!, unfortunately :(

By Rony John• 9 Jun 2011 09:35
Rony John

well Osama not my own, liked what i read so just shared with u guys

@ s_isale no probs buddy, i too read a number of post, respond only when i feel so :)

By s_isale• 9 Jun 2011 09:32
s_isale

sorry rony, you will not get the SMS crowd to respond to your post.

By osamabawab• 9 Jun 2011 09:32
osamabawab

Intelligent, nice, and So True. TFS, Did you write this by your own? Or copy/paste?

By TailChopper• 9 Jun 2011 09:16
TailChopper

so what all men do, are standerd practices in different capacities

life is self repeating algorithm :)

By Rony John• 9 Jun 2011 09:13
Rony John

TB :) lets see if someone want to refute that

usually I get tagged as anti feminist by some even when i put up a joke thread, lets see if some one will call me anti Human now ;)

By Rony John• 9 Jun 2011 09:06
Rony John

Never means what he says and never says what he means! ;)

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