Man Marries a Dog
CHENNAI: A 33-year-old man has married a dog to atone for his “sin” of killing two canines more than a decade ago, a newspaper reported yesterday.
P Selvakumar married the dog called Selvi at a wedding ceremony held in a temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu Sivaganga on Sunday, the Hindustan Times said in a report.
Witnesses said a village astrologer had suggested to Selvakumar that marrying a female dog would help cure various physical impairments that beset him after he killed two dogs 15 years ago.
The villager had killed two dogs when they were mating and strung their bodies from a tree.
“After that my legs and hands got paralysed and I lost hearing in one ear. Only recently, after treatment, I have managed to become mobile and that too with a crutch,” he told the newspaper.
After the astrologer suggested the remedy for his suffering, Selvakumar got his relatives to find a stray bitch, which was given a bath and draped in a saree.
The man and dog then marched in a procession to a temple where Selvakumar tied the mangalsutra (sacred string) around the dog’s neck and solemnised the marriage.
While the bridegroom and his relatives had a sumptuous meal, the bridal dog was given a bun.
Marriages between humans and other living beings are not uncommon in India and are mainly arranged by people in remote areas and villages to ward off “evil spells” and “bad omens.”
Reports of parents marrying their children to a dog and marriages of girls with snakes have been reported from tribal districts in the eastern state of Orissa in the past few months.
Village elders say such marriages do not affect the children’s life and they would be free to marry again later and did not need to divorce the animals.-DPA
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Damn... What a world..??
if man to be marry dog ---- who is to be marry biatch ????
The worst thing is not marriage between homosapiens and mammals / amphibians / reptiles & others.
Imagine a crazy human spouse of cockroack / fly / ant / rat etc etc etc etc etc who is a biologist will surely find a way to create a hybrid... then what happens
Examples would be.........
A barking combo coloured (brown, white, black) girl
A jumping green boy
people sleeping upside down
WOW..... the best part is we dont need oxygen cyllinders for scuba diving.
..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..
U know what wud be the worst thing in that case though?
If ur better half (LOL) wasnt invited :)during ur escapades
Even if that be the case Rayyz
U know ur hand isnt gonna mind
Which obviously means you're wanking off someone else! LOL LOL
Whether my hand likes that or not, am not sure if my heart or brain would like it. LOL
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The best thing abt getting married to ur Hand would be
It wudnt mind if u cheated
LOL!
thanx for the reminder rayyz
When i was little i thought cats and dogs were supposed to u know!
Someone mentioned marriage to a tree! LOL
Stay safe.
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So now we have the following types of marriages in the world:
1. Men to Women
2. Men to Men
3. Women to Women
4. Man to Animal
5. Women to Animal
Now i guess in the near future
I know some single divorced men & women who have tasted an ugly divorce wont mind getting married again to a Body part
SAY FOR EXAMPLE THEIR HAND - LOL!!!
But for a change Cyndi-Brit was not a lesbian marriage....Cyndi was a male dolphin.
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Check this site http://www.answers.com/topic/cindy-dolphin. This poor dolpin died after one year of marriage to a British woman of 41 yrs....LOL.
For more information on human-animal marriage;(well, indeed a copy-paste work)!!!!!
Human-animal marriage, i.e., marriage between humans and non-human animals, is not recognized by any modern country, but throughout history people have sought ways to commit to an animal they loved in this way, often involving ceremonies which, whilst not legally binding, carry great personal significance. Such marriages as are allowed by tradition, or within a culture, are often symbolic or ritual, rather than the more usual recognition of an enduring and full relationship.
Despite this, there are numerous cases of people seeking to marry animals they loved, including the 2005 case of a woman who married a dolphin, and a 2006 case of a Sudanese man who was ruled to be obligated to pay dowry and marry a goat named Rose following sexual activity with it. In addition there is significant folklore and myth on the subject. It is possible that some less well known religions, or older traditions, may indeed permit such marriages.
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What if India becomes the San Francisco of Beastiality
This is a remote occurence where it has more to do with superstition than with anything else. These marriages are not meant to be the actual 'marriages' that we know of. There is no element of 'consummation of marriage' in such cases. This is just to ward of the evil spirits and is extremely rare in India and done only by illiterates.
It's not gross coz it's not what you guys are thinking of.
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this opens a new world of opportunity's - hmmmmmmm
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Hey Gypsy
we all came from the same single celled organism
So this could be called backward integration?
Just kidding
And they say gay marriage is destroying the traditional idea of marriage. :P
"You don't have to like me for who I am but we'll see what you're made of by what you make of me." Ani Difranco
Actually he should have hanged himself on a tree for what he has done to those 2 poor dogs 15 years ago.
But marrying a dog...that's just insane. Dog can be the best friend for human, but not a spouse! My god, crazy people!
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you want ppl to come there for confession or to get scared looking at the bloody wolf :?
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That is why he keeps scenting my booth.
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Egomania goes with the territory of decoding your own genome.
Maybe to a female human being that looks like a dog can be considred.....
what kind of believe is that? shit man, marry to a DOG. come on, u can go to my country and find virgin in small village. this totally bizzare
what?????...lucky he came out human..:/
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There is joke which goes like this.
A son askes his mother why is he black when she is so fair.
Mother replies back that he should be thankful for atleast being a human as in that party people of all colours and sizes and a lot of animals were invited.
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WHo married with tree ? IS tree also mad as dog ? lol
"Drink Beer Save Water"
Any idea How much did this astrologer charge for the ceremony and consultation ????
That is all there is in it.
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oh cornellian, what is happening to our world?..what will be the future of our children?..:/
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Well u'd be surprised owen what priests and holy men say to convince people that it's the "right" thing to do. I'm just really curious as to HOW a person could marry a TREE!! Do they consumate the marriage, buy a house and have lil baby trees running around ?? lol
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and WHO on his right mind would marry them? *added more confusion to cornellian*
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How can she marry a TREE ??? *confused look*
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
married a tree before she married the other film star last year. It was to cure a curse or ensure good omens or something...
rayyz and so is your mosquitoes...:D what? you prefer mosquitoes over cockroach? :/
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
Man.... I kill so many cockroaches and rats.. Man, am I scared..? Whats the curse on me?
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Cockroach is an insect! :P
What's Darude's sex? Male or female? LOL
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and rayyz, if you killed cockroach, count 'em too...:/
so if someone killed wolves, they have to marry darude?!...sorry guys, but the idea is really sick...:(
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ohhhhhhhhh I dont know I think West Africa is quite a place for all that... after all it is the home of Voodoo
"CHENNAI: A 33-year-old man has married a dog to atone for his “sin” of killing two canines more than a decade ago, a newspaper reported yesterday."
Going by the reason he married the dog. I'll probably have to get married to so many mosquitoes, insects to atone my sins :(
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I do believe that Indians and Chinese are the most superstitious people in the world but the Indians go over the ball with their crazy antics...
they pierce themselves like crazy, shout and roll on the ground among many other things!
they will believe anything a lying human, who says that he is a guru or even supposedly god, says and spend so much money on it as well!
The world is full of crazy people!!!
I just realized the pun in what I said lol.
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Ignorance is a biiiiiitch!
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God... even more cases as such?
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this is stupid belief
http://www.nowpublic.com/life/indian-man-marries-dog
http://www.expressindia.com/latest-news/Man-marries-dog-Vows-to-protect-it-till-death/238300/
http://www.linuxforums.org/forum/coffee-lounge/6095-indian-girl-marries-stray-dog-india-lololol-no-joke.html
still you dont believe??
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really a mad dog.
"Drink Beer Save Water"
u don't believe this guy,is ther any proof for this
ewwwww you guys...:S just the thought of it...gross..:/
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darude,i won't believe,such things never happen in india
You just imagine the man and the dog in Bed together, doing some pillow talk....!! and the dog howling? And He screams yeah baby yeah...!!
damn..
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Durex or Lubrication is a must in this case, buddy..
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any chances of durex or any lubrication in use too :D
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This is so dirty for me. We are the highest form of creatures created by God then why do these psycho is practicing it. They are really out of their minds.
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making love to animals is very common in this world now. hmm.. this could be due to the lack of human lovers on earth which do cost a lot that a horny human tends to make love to animals.
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Even in Canada...its called Bestiality...but it is ILLEGAL....and done in secret.
This was a freaking ceremony!
Stay safe all.
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But do you know guys there are really crazy and psycho people who make love with a dog and sometimes even horse.
Imagine that!
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Stupid superstitions and illiterate sick morons... …wonder if he had first night with the Dog as well...yuckkkkkkkkkk
May be he likes to Approach Doggy Style.... Yeah baby yeah...!!
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very ridiculous indeed
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This would be illegal in most countries i'm guessing (at least I KNOW it is back home)....but apparently not everywhere....just hope they didn't have to consumate the marrige...I've heard of loving your pets, but this is ridiculous.
Stay safe all.
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one episode of "Family Guy" actually that the only episode I'd seen ;-)
Cheers!
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to a dog? ;-/
Cheers!
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What the F**K.
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An old error is always more popular than a new truth.
Marrying a dog? OMG!
This should not happen,we are humans..this is insane~!
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few years ago a teenage girl got married to a dog same from India.
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