Man gets nut stuck in delicate place
KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) – A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.
The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.
Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.
It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.
"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.
On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.
It doesn't make sence at all.
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... a few years ago in Riyadh when a mechanic got a ball bearing race stuck in a similar fashion. When questioned as to how it got there, he replied" I was checking it for size"!
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He didn't weld it his nuts! There's 'nowt so queer as welders...
to get a BIG BOLT???...lmao
Hhmm.... what is he doing that time when it happens??... (hhhmmm... weird...)
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
yeah obviously, he was thinkin with his lower brain and not the upper one........lol
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
'When I was a nurse in the UK, we had a guy come to the Emergency department with pain and bleeding from his behind(Trying to be polite here!).
We removed an empty Marmite jar from the passage. He said that he had accidently sat on it....
he wasn't thinking at all..lol
jeepers what was he thinking?
psssst, better out the front than out the back......heheehehhehehhe
DAMM..!!! that guy is NUT!!!..
hmmp,..men... :P
......even a steel nut provoked him to an errection...my goodness
Its funny reading this.
I used to work in Malaysia and I've actully seen Malaysian guys on the job site inserting ball bearings under the skin to make it 'better for the wife'.
Must be love!!!!
just eat another pie
lol Khanan....not all women say that...moral lesson: be happy and contented with what has been given to you...
of you all the ladies..
who says "Size does Matter"..
poor guy...loooool:)
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yer said it right, kareena...lol serves him right....
If only they knew that it is the not the size that matters but the correct method to use the tool.
and guess what ... now his fiancé know that he is facing confidence issues
LOL FS! Good find.
At first I thought the man got his NUTS stuck in a delicate place. Getting a delicate object stuck in yet another delicate place. Height of delicacy! :)
Notheless, it turned out to be quite interesting anyway. Can't help imagining comments from people who'd have tried to help him out of his misery.
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talk about being vain!!!
Men and their crazy efforts to lengthen their tool :)))Why cant they be satisfied with what they have..lol
Poor guy, had to go under the knife to rectify his nutty experiment.
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