Male Phrases translated..
1.HE SAYS: "I'm not that good at handling relationships."
HE MEANS: "I don't think you're important enough for me."
2.HE SAYS: "Let's not rush into things so soon."
HE MEANS: "I'm still deciding whether you're girlfriend material."
3.HE SAYS: "Your friend is great!"
HE MEANS: "If I weren't seeing you, I would go for your friend." Relationships
4.HE SAYS: "My family has been asking about you."
HE MEANS: "We are definitely a couple."
5. He says: "I've never been with someone like you."
He Means: "How did I manage to land you?"
6.HE SAYS: "My friends loved you when they met you!"
HE MEANS: "I think I may love you too."
7.HE SAYS: "He seems like a good friend of yours."
HE MEANS: "Was there ever a thing between you?"
8.HE SAYS: "I'm sorry I haven't called."
HE MEANS: "I'm not sorry, but I don't want to deal with your wrath."
9.HE SAYS: "My mom is like that around new people."
HE MEANS: "My mom isn't a fan of yours."
10.HE SAYS: "I'm not going to change as a person."
HE MEANS: "I don't have the balls to break up with you, so I'm going to force you to dump me."
11.HE SAYS: "Seems like a lot of your friends are starting to get married and have kids."
HE MEANS: "Uh-oh, you're going to start freaking out soon."
There were a few that were pretty spot on, but most things men say are pretty much literal. We say what we mean, but women want to psychoanalyze it. Most of the time there is no deeper meaning. So, can we get a list for women cause trust me they are not as blunt and obvious as we are?
men are so innocent, they never have any hidden meanings. They always say what they feel FS, this must be written by a woman, only a woman ever thinks there must be a deeper meaning to everything, sometimes there isn't. Just accept that.
Hey Try these:-
NO = No
Yes = Yes
Uh ha = I'm not interested or not listening or don't care.
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hahaha!good one,FS....
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
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Even Sid woke up! When will I ??
Men's phrases don't need to be translated! You made that up. Are you a woman?