Making Marriage Last
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last:
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in Sydney and mine is in Melbourne.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker Then she said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!". So I bought her an electric chair.
7. Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.
8. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
9. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
10. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?".... I said, "Dust!"
Have A Great Day!
hahaha good one KH, kteer mahdoum :P
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"Be Like a Flower, Which gives off it's fragrance
even to the hand that crushes it.
hmm.. is this how most marriages are? lol..
am afraid it is everybody's more or less. in a way or another
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Would I be able to say that tis is the recipe for your marraige...and a happy married life infact...LOL...
Anyways, it was a nice one though...
Cheers mate...
electric gadgets are used daily. irrespective
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ingredients should be kept in store
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if they do not marry, we cannot discuss marriage
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Kellyheroes
The one that has all the electric gadgets at home, Does she keeps her electric rubber toy at hand when her husband is gone for a long time too?
In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.
- Mark Twain
Nice one KH....recipe for a successful marriage..
why they hell they got married :P