Looking for a spouse...
A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and requested - "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?" The marriage officer said, "Your requirements please." "Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous,sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest." The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand. You need a television
no! elastic tv lol
Waz it n LCD TV ?? LOL
2 in 1
OF COURSE! so my wife she has a television and me lol
and did you buy a television? LOL
with full option lol...morning pal how was ur we?
aye. a plasma, lol, mornin panda
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what was in your mind? Television!! lol
that;s in my mind, lol.
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