Lets laugh again.
Lady to inspector: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Inspector: Why don't u cook something else.
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Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what they named them...
Jo Hua, So Hua.
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Teacher..... tell me something about the people of the 18th century??
student.....: They are all DEAD ..
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What is difference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1. Too Many Questions.
2. Difficult to Understand.
3. More Explanation is Needed.
4. Result is always FAIL!
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Harka Bahadur is buying a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
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Boy: Girls are like 'buses' or 'trains' . If one goes, another will come.
Girl: Boys are like 'autorikshaws' or 'taxies'. If we call one, four will come..
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Boy: Girls are like 'buses' or 'trains' . If one goes, another will come.
Girl: Boys are like 'autorikshaws' or 'taxies'. If we call one, four will come............Nice
G'mornin senti!!
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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "Whats the matter?"
The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the day, we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly states, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know."
Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking, "What's so bad now. Are you gonna be ok?"
"No!" exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!"
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
Hmmm nice
JAPANESE SCIENTISTS HAVE CREATED A CAMERA WITH A SHUTTER SPEED SO FAST, THEY CAN NOW PHOTOGRAPH A WOMAN WITH HER MOUTH SHUT.
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A BOY ASKS HIS GRANNY, “HAVE YOU SEEN MY PILLS, THEY WERE LABELLED LSD?”
GRANNY REPLIES, “F*** THE PILLS, HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN?!”
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LITTLE BILLY ASKS HIS DAD FOR A TELLY IN HIS ROOM. DAD RELUCTANTLY AGREES. NEXT DAY BILLY COMES DOWNSTAIRS AND ASKS, “DAD, WHAT’S LOVE JUICE?”
DAD LOOKS HORRIFIED AND TELLS BILLY ALL ABOUT SEX.
BILLY JUST SAT THERE WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN IN AMAZEMENT.
DAD SAYS, “SO WHAT WERE YOU WATCHING?”
BILLY SAYS, “WIMBLEDON!”
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A WOMAN STANDING NUDE IN FRONT OF A MIRROR, SAYS TO HER HUSBAND, “I LOOK HORRIBLE, I FEEL FAT & UGLY, PLEASE PAY ME A COMPLIMENT.”
HE REPLIES, “YOUR EYESIGHT IS DAMN PERFECT!”
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HUBBY GETS NAKED & ASKS WIFE, “WHAT TURNS YOU ON MORE, MY GOOD LOOKS OR MY SEXY BODY?”
WIFE LOOKS HIM UP & DOWN AND REPLIES, “YOUR F***IN’ GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR!”
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
i like the first one
lol
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Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
Saddavi (1988-20??)
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Qatar Football group
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Sentibhem, I think it is called 'nehle pe dehla' if you understand what I mean.
What a bout the last one ?
good evening T10
"Drink Beer Save Water"
The twins joke remind me of the names of Japnese twins in 'Austin Powers' Gold... Sentibhem LOL.
really funny
lol
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Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
Saddavi (1988-20??)
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Qatar Football group
http://www.qatarliving.com/node/43589
Made me lol
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