Land Cruiser or other large safe car Wanted
I have little spare cash and want to be able to drive my beautiful children around Doha safely.
As there are so many charitable wealthy people in this great city with huge hearts of gold PLEASE HELP ME!!
I would like a Land Cruiser or anything similar in working condition with a valid istemara.
I look forward to your offers and will happily accept any colour or model of vehicle.
I look forward to hearing from you soon
Please call or text anytime on 5474811
hate to say "told you so"..but, told you so.. :P
I have tested the generousity of QLs clientele and guess what??
I got F**k All!!!
Thanks 4 every 1s contributions though lighthearted or otherwise!
I had fun with this thread and as you can imagine in the end NO KEYS materialised!!!
Good bye and god bless
Speak soon
Inshallah
Lol, uk import! This has been a good laugh!
/Heyy, Winn! Glad you're surviving in Dubai. Hang in there. Things will get better in due course.
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Don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
i like it!!
change over the vehicle plates ?? why would they want to do that?
using my zakat calculator i've worked out you're not getting shit.
Man when are these guys going to learn these cars properly.. There is a growing a complain in the UK about these flying Qataris taking their motors to UK and failing change over the vehicle plates..
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HE WHO DARES WINS
Come on somebody give this killing machine a chance. All he wants to do is drive like a *u*t and kill a few people.
Well in that case I am a Naan Man not a roti man..lol
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HE WHO DARES WINS
Nope its Roti!!I can taste it now!
Dora Dhoti not roti.. dont you remember Queens mother or who ever it was famous quote about Ghandis visit to Britain..
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HE WHO DARES WINS
or like a British guy wearing a naan bread.....rothi(?)
UK import did you know the dress code for driving a Land Cruiser.. Guess you better go the the nearest tailor and get a thoube swen up for your self. A non Qatari driving a Land Cruiser is like a British Guy wearing Dhoti
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HE WHO DARES WINS
OK, guys, you can do this. I am convinced that uk import is someone we know in another incarnation. The question is who?
Mandi
You want a big 4wd to drive ur children safely ??? And jeopardise others safety, especially those with small 2wds ??
No my sponsor doesnt know about this as he thinks i am still locked in his shed on the roof of his villa with the pigeons when really i am running free naturist style along the beach arms waving in the air as i scream "im alive" over and over!!
UK import...you just opened a brand new chapter on QL....Begging...with Flair...lol
Had you tried it during Ramadan maybe you would have been successful.....maybe....
I was wondering if your sponsor is aware of this act!!!
Or are you one of the fraud guys who advertise on QL classified .....regarding iPhones....lol
No favours of that kind! am happily married TO A WOMAN!!!
Compensation for generosity. That is a new concept.
Wow ur the big man whos car is worth 220 000!!
Are you one of those men that drives a big engined sports car to make up for a minimal manhood?
Talk about kicking a man when hes down with your showng off how much money you have!
You should be very proud of your meek and pious ways NOT!!!!!!!!
Generousity will be reciprocated in whatever way u c fit young lady Grrrr LOL
Bleu: GRATITUDE I guess.
uk import, if one was to offer you a landcruiser, what would you offer in return?
You can have it for QAR 220,000/-. Just bring the money and the car is yours. However, you said you were looking for a 4X4 that could provide safety for your children. Alpina is not the car for you.
Theoretically only at the moment!!
Willl kepp you all posted with developments but please dont try and copy my thread when you see i have been so well accomodated by the local population!!
My lil kid loves Bob the Builder!
Maybe its not such a bad idea after all!!
I will happily also collect those keys-wow so many kind and generous offers from all hese great people!
Ahhhhh the memories of trundling across those rutted green lanes with a young Lass handling my second gear lever eh!!
Long live the Defender!!
UK-import why an expensive Land Crusier? They are not as safe as a good old British Land Rover. I have just bought one this weekend.. Man makes me feel proud to drive in British car...
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HE WHO DARES WINS
Thanks Hassan i will accept your offer of the Alpina - it will make a nice car for the weekend :)
Please call me straight away-dont delay!!
Thanks Hassan i will accept your offer of the Alpina - it will make a nice car for the weekend :)
Please call me straight away-dont delay!!
Alexa: Just surviving in Dubai. its getting tougher for me to survive in dubai, what with everyone leaving their cars here and not taking any more 4wd's from poor billionaires like me.
Howz things with you? :)
LOL @ JCB !!
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rms..!!
Dear Agent uk-import,
I am a billionaire with an extremely large, aching heart and more 4 wheel drives than I can count in a day. please come to the industrial area next friday at 5.30 pm and choose the one you want. i can even give you one of my TATA buses, relics from the pre WWII time, if you feel that the 4wd's cant hold all ur kids. or a JCB jus in case you dont find my heart big enough! personally i would recommend the JCB since land cruisers are not really safe if you choose the wrong moment to go all delusional with it.
Anxiously Waiting for ur reply
Jai Ho!!
I also have an Alpina B5. I am so glad that you don't need it.
OK, Vignale, the ball is now in your court!
Mandi
Already i have an offer of a Mercedes Benz from a charitable fellow!
I hope you rethink your ideas on how people do actually care about others even in this often capitalist and busy world we live in!
Thankyou Vignale for showing to others on this forum the true worth of giving to those less fortunate than your selves!!
I second that! ;)
As your kind offer is so generous i am unable to decline you!
Please call me to arrange exchange of keys.
May you be blessed with a zillion happy healthy and intelligent kids in order that your kind genes are carried forth in this often grey and self centred world we live in today.
Read and weep all you people who dismissed the validity of my hope in the charitable nature of the local population :)
WAKE UP !!! u r dreaming ..
You told u got some spare cash.. go rent a car .. !!
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rms..!!
Actually, cynbob and I are two very pretty ladies.
Mandi
Sorry, I only got a SL600 that I do not use, but I see that it is not what you require
Just you wait and see
A 2008 Denali is approximately $50,000 USD. If he has paid his loan payment each month for the last six months you would only owe about $47,000 USD - a little over 200,000 QR. A VERY generous offer.
Mandi
It Wont be a secret as i parade around in the Qatari peoples genrousity mobile!!
Everyone will know how generous that special someone has been to me!!
I will make it my top priority to tell everyone how i came about such a nice vehicle and it will be great advertising for that company or person.
It will be money well spent by someone else!!
Your profile says your Qatari.
You're employed.
You are also a secret agent.
You are also delusional.
That is a very generous offer Mr Qatar127!
How much does the bank want per month?
Thank you - if i can pay the monthly instalments i will happily take the car and bank loan off your hands.
Please, let us know! I am positively breathless with anticipation. When you get this vehicle, don't keep it a secret.
Mandi
I have faith in the local community just you wait and see!
I believe The gerousity of the Qatari locals is unsurpassed in that very shortly i will be gifted a Brand new Land Cruiser by a generous person.
Not long to wait now before i see you on the roads i am sure!!!
Hi, i will be generous with you, i got this big fancy car a GMC denali 2008 just1 12000 km, loaded with everything you need.... it is a 6.2L monster grey color four wheel drive all time. no accidents no scraches.... you can have it it is yours just go to IBQ bank and transfer the loan to you.... i dont want anything.
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A charitable gesture from a wealthy and generous patron with a big heart please.
huh ? u want it for rent or u want to buy one or wat ??
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rms..!!
A vehicle with a company logo or other advertising colour scheme will happily be accepted.