Ladies - Let's talk about MEN!

no worries, alumnar will understand....

men are unpredictable all the time...

Ya but you do have to take risks.

By the way are we hijacking the topic, Alumnar will be mad :P

"But how will I know who my Soulmate is?" "By taking risks," she said to Brida. "By risking failure, disappointment, disillusion, but never ceasing your search for love. As long as you keep looking, you will triumph in the end."

Well that's an option but a rather boring one :P

ha! settle for nothing

The good old saying, If you can't find Mr. Right then settle for Mr. Right now :)

lol, its hard to find the right one though, you always get the wrong one

There are Mr. and Miss Right out there.

I once dated Ms. Right, pity her first name was always :-(

lol casanova, right is right means not the wrong one..but sometimes you think its the right one when its not really, so i agree what you mean though. so just make sure its the real right one..its how you accept things to become right..

No Casonova, why are you ? ;-)

nadt... of course I'm... are u a test tube baby??? :P

sixpirated... in fact they just try not to lie for a moment, and you feel sh*t abt urself...

gailnathalie... I think all gals dream abt an Idiot BF who wud say "you are right" when you are wrong... the funny part is they call him RIGHT ONE....

“We make a living by what we get; we make a life by what we give.”

Sir Winston Churchill

lol for making u feel sht hehe, well some guys are like that, so we just have to get the right one..

sometimes guys made u feel that ur completely sh3t but sometimes they're nothing compares but best and GREAT!!!! :)

so are you saying your a mummies boy casanova lol

I agree with caNdilicious.... If you say WOMAN I'm nothing without my mom... but I'm everything without other women...

“We make a living by what we get; we make a life by what we give.”

Sir Winston Churchill

iF u Cannot ChangE othErs...changE yourSelf!!!!

lol Alumnar sooooooo true hey!!! We now know why they dont ask for directions lol.

Fabulous! And soooooooooooooo true! :)))

What should you give a man who has everything?

A woman to show him how to work it.

What's the smartest thing a man can say?

"My wife says..."

Why do men like smart women?

Opposites attract

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because not one will stop and ask for directions.

... moan as much as you want, but you men can't live without us!!! There is the whole truth! :)))

lol about the handgun..

Be proactive

heartcollector said The Top 10 Reasons Why a ...

The Top 10 Reasons Why a Handgun is Better Than a Woman..."

You forgot to mention that a handgun is safer than a pissed off woman... :P

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The Top 10 Reasons Why a Handgun is Better Than a Woman

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . .

You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

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"Malay ko sa'yo!."

WK, have you seen the ladyboys in Simon Cabaret in Phuket? Wow wowee! They even put straight women to shame! Lol! :0)

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Now while I have this bee in my bonnet from the other thread...

I was watching a tv programme about women serial killers some months back and some episodes of Oprah about abusive families, plus some personal contact with a number of women - it's quite clear that SOME women would otherwise be quite sane EXCEPT for the men they married. But yes, it works both ways. Some men are driven insane by their wives too.

Many, of course, are well supported by their spouses but the not-so-lucky/blessed ones are quite a lot!

eaglemmanuel You think gays are best looking, men think lesbians are hottest. It IS a queer world.

whyteknight said? Men love lesbians, women fancy gays.. What a queer world"

- Aww! But gay men are the best looking in the whole wide world!!

rishimba said some say, character is ...

some say, character is nothing but lack of courage and opportunity.."

- Hmmm.. you MIGHT have a point there.

But then again, gutlessness is a character flaw. On the other hand, stewpidity with opportunity staring at them in the face would be an IQ/EQ flaw.

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well said character is everything.................

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lol WK, I fancied George Michael when we all thought he was straight. So you see its the characater of the man that counts, not his sexual orientation.

some say, character is nothing but lack of courage and opportunity..

right nadt, whether gay or straight, we look at the character, which really describes a person...

Source:

- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)

"Resident Attention Seeker"

Men love lesbians, women fancy gays.. What a queer world

Ah so i see your a fan of his too. I loved it when he turned the "gay drama" into his Outside song, love that song. i think he gets better with age.

... George Michael is my alltime favourite! Since I am a teenager and he is jumping around in his light blue and pink shorts and sleeveless top... 'til now when he sings 'Amazing'... who cares what he is, I love him for his music and the message he transmits in them :)))

yeah Alumnar, what a hottie, and also George Micheal!!!

yeah Alumnar, what a hottie, and also George Micheal!!!

men... men.. men.. oh men...

cannot be explain sometimes,they want to be on top of all ahh..whatever

but men also CRY...

gailnathalie said some men are just insensitive (doesn't understand women emotionally)..they always want their own way....dominant, stubborn, superior..."

Some???!! They are naturally like that and esp if they have no or little close contact with the ladies. But having said that, some women are like that too. Egocentric is the word for them and one needs to either chisel away at the granite heads or blast 'em with dynamite.

Oops! Note to self - Behave!

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Beauty lies in the eyes of the beerholder.

... Ricky Martin springs to mind? ;)

hmm gay men, thats a topic i like, wish some straight men can take lessons from them.

just wait and see if a newbie girl comes up online with a hot display pic all will jump in there to welcome her.

... with gay topics. Their attention span is really AMAZING!!! :P

Exactly deepb.. Men in Black either on their wedding day or at Funerals..:)

Alumnar.. it just a joke about the white.. Between me and you.. I spend more time in the Kitchen than wife does, as I luvvvvvvvv cooking..wink..:)

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Yes We Can!

... we FEMALES... lol!... are indeed blessed - to get so much attention from men even on QL in a ladies' topic! ;)

are blessed with a Magic in your hands.

now dont ask me whats that magic. :D

HEY LADIES

WE MEN ARE NOT ALWAYS BAD

BUT SOMETIME LADIES MAKE US BAD

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Uk the white dress part reminded me of a joke. It goes something like :-

A little girl at a wedding asked, "Mommy, why do brides always wear white?" The mother replied, "Because they're happy, dear."

Halfway through the wedding the girl whispered, "Mommy, if brides wear white because they're happy, then why do men wear black?"

... My burgundy wedding dress!!!

UKEng, how many times have you been in a kitchen to think that appliances come in White colour???

Errm, no they don't.

What comes around, goes around....

Alumnar, It called affective delegation of responsibility also known as Project Wife - Management..:) Now that takes a brain to work over load..

Have you women ever wondered why women marry in white? Because all kitchen appliances come in white..: )

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I read my posts out to my husband and we have a laugh together. It's called partnership ;)

UKEng you are indeed better than us.. at complaining and delegating ;). What we set our minds on doing gets done!

UK, again, those are illusions. But, if that is what satifies your male ego, I shall leave you to it. ;)

What comes around, goes around....

now, here is some stuff for the ladies...

Men are like.......

.....Placemats.

They only show up when there's food on the table.

.....Mascara.

They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

.....Bike helmets.

Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

.....Government bonds.

They take so long to mature.

.....Copiers.

You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

.....Lava lamps.

Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

.....Bank accounts.

Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

.....High heels.

They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

.....Curling irons.

They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

.....Mini skirts.

If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

.....Handguns.

Keep one around long enough, and you're going to want to shoot it.

Exactly nomerci, never said that life was hard for women. Coz they don't have to do any thing, it the poor men who have to do everything for them. :) and they have on the plate and still complain! :)

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Yes We Can!

UK, not that I want to rob you of your illusions, but you see, what you men have to work hard on is really, really easy for us women.

Sorry my friend!

What comes around, goes around....

alumnar...just wait, i will tell all this to tony next time i meet him....i have taken a print out of your thread.:)

As posted by Olive in another thread. Men brains work harder than the women's. So technically we are superior. Don't shoot me shoot the biological make up of men.. We are simple better than you!..:---)O

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Is there so much to talk about us???

We are such simple beings.

Barefoot - yes! And that's it!

Rish, hubby fast asleep. Men need beautysleep to keep up with us ladies ;)

enough of gossip ladies...now pls go to sleep, your hubby's are waiting for you..)

How does the saying go? "Men want the woman they marry to be a chef in the kitchen, a lady in the living room and a whore in the bedroom" ;-)

*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****

rather than complain, shouldn't you ladies be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen.

Isn't that always the case with MIL's? ;)

lol

What comes around, goes around....

lol Alumnar, good that you're prepared.. i'll need something stronger than Panadol i guess...;)

Behind every successful man is an astonished mother in law.....

... I am loaded with panadols and anything of the kind since I have been to the dentist for the second time in 2 days... he can bring it on, I am ready!

nomerci, thanks my dear, but the only thing hot about me is my latin temper! ;)

double post

What comes around, goes around....

lol Alumnar, you'll need Panadols if you ask him to explain his post.. :P

ah yes, well, I know you are hot.Non driving, well, that is somewhat questionable. :)

What comes around, goes around....

... as I seem to be a HOT NON-DRIVING WOMAN! LOL!

did you mean hot or how?

What comes around, goes around....

LOL @ manflu!!!

I still wonder why it is important if I know HOT TO DRIVE A CAR - which I happen to know better than 99,9% of the men in Qatar!

Marsbar, was about to say the sam. MANFLU. lol

Have not met or heard about a man that is not like that. Ever. In my whole life.

And I come from a family with 5 brothers. And plenty of uncles. And cousins.

And have plenty of married friends.

What comes around, goes around....

... Please explain your post?

Alumnar u know hot to drive the car ?????????????

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Behind every successful man is a great woman. Behind every successful woman is her personal drive! ;)

I think not everybody has an open mind to take this topic lightly and not to believe everything they read... oh well, up to each one ;)

nd behind a destroyed man there is a hand of 2 women.......

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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snessy,

LOL... i guess you'll understand when you become a mother-in-law ;)

Behind every man is a good woman and behind every woman is a good man. :-)

Nic, in the UK we joke about men being ill just like we joke about mother in laws being a pain in the a*se. We're not generalising at all, it's just a joke. Personally, I love men, well...one man! :-)

*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****

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lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........

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Marsbar,

No worries, I got it. It’s not your case but some other people in both genders tend to discharge all their frustrations on the opposite gender, as if it was an identity of its own.

All cool!

;)

I guess it's British humour :-)

*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****

Oh, thank you..... there is someone that understands my sense of humour. :-) You know what I am talking about.

I agree Marsbar...men from the UK seem to get "man flu" quite often, don't they? :-)

*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****

hey rabbit u got such a soft nick

i like this nick nd ur thinking tooo

(buttering u)

lolz.......

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it happens wen we like some one all bad habits of oder one is ignored

like if u put sand in a glass of water if u keep it sand goes in da bottom but if u disturb it all sand is mixed in clean water.......

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I have no complaints whatso ever with the men in my life. Those are my father,my brother and my friends. I think it is very very wrong to compare this way. Alumnar good to know that you have a good married life

Running is the best thing God ever created!

- Rabbit

Nic it was all meant light heartedly, sorry if you felt I was generalizing all men. At home in the U.K. its just a subject that us women quite often laugh about, thats all.

but some time we don wan to face da true facts of life......

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Wet Eyes Never Lie

...Life would become Dull if there were no such Difficulties...

every human needs care nd love when he is sick or ill....

not only men

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Marsbar,

What I am trying to tell you is that there is no exclusive standard behavior inherent to each gender.

Men are not products of a production line, from where they all come out with the same behavior.

The same applies to women.

As such, it’s never accurate (or nice) to generalize in negative terms.

:)

Yes I agree ... not all men are the same. They have their good moments.

I say no more, you men know what you are like when you are poorly. LOL

When I am ill.. my hubby makes me coffee...he wont let me get up from bed... he insist to take me to a doc even for a normal flu..

When he is sick I do the same...

Not all Men are the same...

controversial threads...

rezy, Mind your tongue...

...Life would become Dull if there were no such Difficulties...

controversial threads...

rezy, Mind you tongue...

...Life would become Dull if there were no such Difficulties...

i agreed with marsbar for some occassions....

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all men are not like this may be v a few cz men always want to forget the past things......

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Marsbar,

oh dear, we do tend to confuse the universe with our very limited and narrow niche!

Just my own experience and what my girl friends tell me. When men are ill us women sure know about it! Lol.

Marsbar,

wow you sure must have a lot of experience with a lot of men, to come up with that brilliant conclusion!

When my hubby is ill, or should I say has a slight cold you would think he was dying. "I need a Paracetamol love or can you get me a drink darling" whilst laying on the sofa. But when us women are ill, we just deal with it and get on. Sorry to say but men are pathetic when they are ill.

Men, I love him!!!

He is many things we girls are not,

That includes good ,may be not,

Granted, I've to wear my kid gloves,

Lest I injure his fragile EGO,

But Which girl frnd will be back with me after I scratch her in a cat fight,

None, but the Men!coz they 'r not into cat fights ,

Sweet puppies,They put up with a lot of cat hairs too,

{Though lusting after every 'B---H,'within eyesight can be irritating:P}LOL,LOL.....

You can be HOT or COLD to me, spare me LUKEWARM!!!!

maybe jackmaenni feels down and instead of u need a blanket he reverse pyschology the situation..maybe he needs someone here to cool him down...hehehehe

rezymalik said: "talking of men...it shows sign of inferiority complex in women.." now what about MEN TALKING ABOUT WOMEN in the other thread then? what does it say about men.. i'll let you be the judge of that... :P

some men are just insensitive (doesn't understand women emotionally)..they always want their own way....dominant, stubborn, superior...haha sounds like im a man hater...(ooopsss im not saying all men are like this)

Agreed with Sweetpink. There are exceptions but all attached, engaged or married.

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bad for health... :b

... BAADSHAH ...

loool nomerci, very true!!!

Nadt, defo proof that women,contrary to what some say, do not lie. :)

What comes around, goes around....

bein unfaithful..as far as i know so hard to find a loyal and faithful man in this world..even married man can cheat their wives so hard to trust mens in this world ...

my my some men in this thread are very sensitive. My friend sent me this funny joke, seems like this woman has worked it all out.

For the snesitive men pls dont read you wont like the content lol.

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly...make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.

ok ladies, i am listening..pour all your grievances, complaints, accusations, criticisms, grumbles about men here and i will try to change all men to your liking by tomorrow COB !!

... many I know just love the sound of their own voice AND know everything better than everybody else...!

Maybe that's because they feel nobody is listening to them, or what they say is not quite sinking in.

What comes around, goes around....

Men keeps on blabbering for no reason..They keep on repeating the same stuff that they have said just a mins/hr back..

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... because we could do with Mrs. Victory joining us ;)

Source:

- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)

"Resident Attention Seeker"

Good my wife not on QL..............

She have a list of endless complaints

LOL Matet, not if they're snoring and scratching their man bits!

*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****

Lol Alumnar, see how us poor men are guilt-ed into behaving how you women want ? Guilt therapy for socks... tch tch...

Men are at their best when they are sleeping:J

The way most men hawk out cough and mucous on the roads gets on my nerves. :@

Use tongue appropriately.......opposite attracts!

... and most things I posted are complaints I hear from friends. This topic was created to have a laugh and opposed to all those topics criticising women.

My husband is the BEST, let that be known. He is my soulmate and I couldn't live without him. He even put his socks in the washing basket this morning ;)

I am not saying that all of the men take girls for granted. I am saying that majority do take it for granted. @visper your ans was great to him. But may be I would have not controled my anger at that moment.

Alumnar, I'm not a woman and hence not eligible :P Besides, I have no complaints in general :)

Seems like YOU are interested. As for me I know where I stand!

So maybe all you women complaining about men should take the path advertised by starsuper :P

Sadly, men are but putty in women's hands. As soon as we see those bumpy bits and the pout, we turn to Jelly. (or Jello)

Sadly, men are but putty in women's hands. As soon as we see those bumpy bits and the pout, we turn to Jelly. (or Jello)

The sweetest lady dentist ever! Her concern for my blood pressure was amazing. Shame the previous dentist I visited had decided to do a filling instead of a rootcanal, so when the pain hit me a couple of days ago I knew I had to go and sort it. I'm proud of myself as I have dentist phobia. The male dentist (a surgeon) just came in to administer an injection which has knocked half of my face, neck and head off. Great dentist, hubby has been going to him.

Anyway, women can do something men can't: carry our gorgeous babies inside us for the duration of the pregnancy. That's why when something goes wrong in our little ones' life all I hear everytime is MUMMYYYYY!!!! :)))

Lesb.... HARAM HARAM !!!

hey dear...

did all from this topic experience even one time, if they did it before, no one can complain men i think..but the same time try lesb...that will give more joy than others..

i had already order the blanket, for sure coming next year it will be delieverd. so just keep on controling you tempreture for main time....

good luck for both of you for new happy life....

It all boils down to one thing.

Do you want to be right, or do you want to be happy?

As women are in general wiser than men(oh , there are, of course exceptopns, sadly), all we have to do is not to be bothered by men's (yes Nic, ALL men's) idiocies.

Let them be, have an internal giggle about it, and be happy.

What comes around, goes around....

that would be very nice of you jackmaeni..

make it double.. hahaha..

really freezing..

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thanks to be cooooooooooool, i only request you to be cooool not to be freeze. so if u r still freezing then i can bring blanket for you..............

i am coooooool jackmaeni..

actually i am freezing already..

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"Today is the saddest day."

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i did not said that men are better drivers then ladies, i just see this topic in the morning and suddenly that accident came to my mind, so i just share.

VISPER dont think that i am against women, i do believe that there are lot of things what men can not do only ladies can do.... men and women have their own part & place in the life....

if i am always posting for women thats does not mean that i hate women or i dont like women or i am against women.... so just chill up and be coooooooooool.

qatar weather is already getting hot and if u will be hot same as weather then it will be hard to us i mean for men to survive in qatar :-(

smilllllllllllllllllllllllllllle

Is there a reason why you chose a male dentist over a female one Alumnar? :P

... because I just spent 2 hours in a dentist chair having a rootcanal done by a male dentist!!! I can imagine when the anestaetic wears off...

Good morning FU ;)

I never complaint about Men..b4 complaining abt men..not only ur Boy frnd or Husband is men..ur Dad and ur Bro is also a men...If thy Complain..it never mean tat we aslo should..complaint about thm..cos..tats Women..I hope so...If we think so there's no probs in home, society and in world...

i won't argue who is the best driver.. just make it clear that we have our own recklessness.. both men and women can drive safely.. just that Jack always saw women, he would always point women everytime which is not fair. considering women are more into safetiness.

but instead of solving problems we keep on blaming each other..

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are u saying that women should not drive?

i encountered accidents rushed to ER or OR, (as of my nursing years)all male drivers..

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"Today is the saddest day."

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i see last week one post that men drivers are not carefull on road and they dont driver proper way, and there was one more topic about karwa drivers..... but did ever anyone imagine if karwa will hire all the ladies instead of men what will be situation in qatar. can anyone imagine that.

ok ladies, let me tell you the accident happened 3 weeks back in al-nasr street.

i was passing by with my friends around 7.30pm from al-nasr street and we stopped there to buy some soft drinks, while i was waiting for signal to indicate in red to cross the road and oposite side one lady was trying to cross the road also.

now she should wait till the signal will indicate red and she will get crossing sign, but she did not.

then another character pass by on this road in ____ car, so guess who can be that?

sure that is another lady, when she see her trying to cross the road suddenly she press the brake and give her sign to cross by showing her hand. she did not feel that if she is on main road or on very busy area or even she did not feel to check if there is any car on her back. the person on her back try his best to catch the brake and he did. he work hard to stop his car because of that lady driver on front but unlucky this person because third car was not able to stop immediatly and he bump his car with him, after this first lady driver just say sorry and she left after another lady cross the road. so what ladies can say about this.

the best defense of QL men is just to listen. It will go away, anyhow! Good morning and a truly dusty day, QL ladies!

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no saad80 i would never do that.. for i am not into trouble, but at least he knew how angry i am. i just said "i am also a woman, as u can see." no more words..

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- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)

"Resident Attention Seeker"

saadm80 I dont take girls for granted.. I am very sensitive..:)

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Some boys take girls for granted. Even though girls are really sensitive which is really great and that is what I like the most. Visper you should have thrown the bottle on to his head so that next Time he never had thought to say anything about his wife. If I would have been there I would have thrown it.

If the communication between husband and wife or bf and gf are excellent then they will be together always.

Saad Masood

... my hubby was the same :)))

Off to the dentist now... :((( See you all later!

Don't know why I find pregnant women really attarctive. Is is just me?..lol

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i wish men will do the pregnancy and PMS so they'll know the pain and suffering..

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~Welcome Sunshine~

"I'm going to work.. Big hug to Ate na." :)

I wish to exchange our roles to my better half....

in office it's my boss who ROARS, in home it's wife who ROARS.....i see the dreams of lions & lioness only..roaring on me...LOL

...nice long maternity leave......caring.....ahhh..I'm envious!!!

... to see men getting pregnant and carrying babies for a change!!!! Can you imagine the whining and whinging??? Would they cope with 24/7 sickness during pregnancy like I had to?

Once again and to make sure - not ALL men!!!

Thanks painther, it is just another amusing topic for us to vent, glad to have made your saturday morning slightly easier :)))

Oh and Visper - that MAN would be kicked out of the house for the whole pregnancy if I was his wife, maybe even for good!!! How dare he??? I hope he has a scar from your bottle to show!!!

wife(preggy):hun, i really look ugly and big. my hips are big,i cannot wear my jeans anymore.and my face,i look ugly.. u still love me?

husband: u look just fine,hun.. of course i love u.. u'r the most beautiful woman in d world. (he want to puke)..

husband talking to his peers: god my wife looks terrible, she look like todpole with this protruded belly. and her nose is like a volcano ready to explode, body figure perfectly gone.i can't stand it sleeping with her. feet are like of those elephants'. u can't imagine her now, i married a sexy woman now where is that sexy thing?

and i was there while he's making fun of her pregnant wife. he even don't realized it.. i was like so in hurry to finish what im sipping on to throw the bottle to his head.

this is not necessarily apply to all men.. but for some..

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~Welcome Sunshine~

"I'm going to work.. Big hug to Ate na." :)

Men like talking about Women, Women like talking about Men.......for ages!!!!

I love this thread than any other 'useless' one, Ladies, Plz carry on...we love it !!! even if you crib about us, i like it :)-:)-

...what a nice way to start the sleepy week !!!!

Those women bashing threads dont bother me much...because I cannot relate myself to those stupid threads...:)

And I dont have any complaints about my hubby, my dad and my brother..and I get along well with my male friends too..:)

I must be living in some other planet?? lol

Alumnar,

Sure, "husband, brother, cousin, male friend or male neighbor" is a subgroup contained in a greater group called "MEN".

But the subgroup is NOT equal to the greater group.

;)

... it's my topic, I can call it what I want, and that's what I did. Aren't husband, brother, cousin, male friend or male neighbour 'MEN'?

;)

Alumnar,

So in that case, instead of writing

"Time to hear some REAL LIFE complaints about MEN!!!"

you should have written:

"Time to hear some REAL LIFE complaints about your husband, brother, cousin, male friend or male neighbour!!!"

Otherwise you are committing the same mistake as those men who post threads about annoyances from women.

Referring to “Women” and/or “Men” instead of a particular woman or a particular man, is generalizing.

;)

I feel so jealous, they have their own thread to complain about us. UK make one on behalf of us men please.

Ok there are few others, but mention money they will pay attention. Like the wife can talk about a lot of things to the hubby, and he will not pay so much attention , soon as you mention that you want to buy or have spent an x amount of money, you will get his full attention..:)

Please can list down the others please Alumnar..:)

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Can We Fix It?

Yes We Can!

... feel free to post all the others if you like :) and thanks for being a sports!

All the suggestions and experiences above do not refer to EVERY man. I am not generalizing. This is a topic to discuss what annoys women about men - whether it is their husband, brother, cousin, friend or neighbour!

Got it? :)

Good morning :)

Are you sure? Just money? Hmmm I can think of quite a few more subjects which get mens' attention...!?!

Alumnar,

Good for you, you got it!

So why attempting to put all men in one basket, too?

;)

Men are selective listeners, we only pay attention if there is any mention of money!..lol

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Can We Fix It?

Yes We Can!

pleasant morning to you too.. ;)

Women, women, women.... Make love not war :P

... somehow I have the feeling you hit the nail on the head! ;)

Good morning to you :)))

Alumnar, could it be that he was talking about himself? ;)

... that's why I didn't reply to jackmaeni. I thought he has enough on his 'heavy shoulders' already ;)

Alumnar,

Don’t imitate the same mistake of those who see the world in black and white only.

It’s never correct to say women are like this or like that. Each woman is a unique creation and not a standard product out of a production line.

What you see here and referred too, are non-accurate "women teasers". Those posts are created and published to tease women who are not equipped to understand that!

;)

... am I? Or am I not? I am talking about experiences, witnessed AND/OR lived. And I am sure if any man touches his conscience they will know at least a few of these apply to them.

ladies does not know the road then how they can complain about this. ladies always leaving house late and in the end they put on there husbands shoulders. i believe mostly karwa & private drivers really dont know all the roads in qatar but ladies can not put that on men shoulders.

for ladies information mostly accident are happening bcos of ladies. when they drive on the road they feel that they are the owner of road and if they want to move left they will put right indicater and when they want to go right they will put left indicater. i think they dont know what is left and right. well i dont have enough time but when i will be back again i will put some true story what i have seen on the road by ladies drivers... good luck ladies

Are you talking about your husband?

... did you happen to notice I run out of razor blades? (I did love, there are some new ones NEXT to the razor, can you see them right THERE?)

... are there any washed grey socks for me to wear tomorrow? (Just look in your underwear drawer and you will find 4 pairs, is that enough for tomorrow my love???)

... Can you take my car for Inspection as you can jump the queue for being a lady? (and put up with shouting, swearing and nasty looks from other drivers, but that's ok as long as that saves you queueing yourself!!!!!!!)

One thing i can say, is that

MEN can do ONE thing at a time.

while

WoMen can do multitasking.

Example is cooking. I'll be cutting vegetables and boiling the water separately, while a woman will do 10 thing at a time.

SO, you can judge, where u'll get more concentration an perfection.

Another case is the shopping

MEN go into a shopping center, get wot they want and come back.

WOmEN go into a shopping center, (for a specific thing) and all of a sudden, thanks to their multitasking Ability and future prediction, they buy a whole lot of stuff.

I'm not criticizing anyone, its just Our and their Nature...

Oh stop it now Alumnar, didnt you know that socks have legs and feet of their own? They make their own way to the laundry basket.

How about the socks which never find their way into the washing basket but rather lounge on the floor next to the bed???

Sorry Showstopper, get a course on how to type in non-SMS language please, then come back and try again!

TIME BRINGS ALOT OF CHANGES

DEAR LADIES IT IS REALLY TRUE

BUT 1 THING CAN NEVER CHANGE

THAT`S OUR 9MEN) LOVE FOR YOU

KEEP SMILING

lol Alumnar, thats if they will actually pick up and read the book, because they are "perfect", they dont need anyone to teach them anything.

u made this thread.....it is a really big fault of u...lol. delete it n make it rite urself......lol

Jap Katjai Nak toh Phir Danth ki kya aukat.....

chain kulii ki main kulii......

... I hope they read it properly and not selectively! LOL!!!

yes nadt, absolutely right u are.

infact i recommend all men and women to read john gray..

Nadt and Alumnar : lol ...

rishimba i have read that book, you see the thing is that women do understand the men and the "cave they go into, it just seems like that men dont understand women, perhaps men should be reading this book too.

... men CAN read, but understand everything the way they want to! I also think that any man who will post on here has to be prepared to get some serious stick back!

they can novi they are just selective about the content.

nadt, read john gray..men are from mars & women...

you will understand men better..

very true Novi. Your damned if you do and damned if you dont.

you see Nadt .... men can not read !

rishimba, this thread is about women talking about men, not for them to defend themselves. They are welcome to defend themselves but it seems like the cats got their tongue, maybe they are reflecting lol.

if you tell them what is in your mind, they will say you nag them. If you dont say anything and things goes wrong they will blame it to woman saying that they are not a mind reader.

pls clarify.. thanks..

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~Welcome Sunshine~

"I'm going to work.. Big hug to Ate na." :)

What a woman says:

"This place is a mess!

C'mon, you and I need to clean,

Your stuff is lying on the floor

and you'll have no clothes to wear

if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:

"blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON

blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I

blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR

blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES

blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW"

if the communication between the two is like the one above, how can the other things be in order..

well miss Visper all boyrs r not da as all gairls are same lolz ..i agree boys some boys do like tht but majority donno do this ..

... rests their case! ;)

ladies, you have to give a chance to the defence to keep their case as well...

whats the point of having a ladies evening here..

... if we can't make them see sense, we might at least make them think about certain attitudes.

lol Alumnar, my son who is still learning his left from right argues with me about it now( even when hes wrong he wont admit it), see they start really young and it stays with then until they are older.

Well we should keep this thread in the front page, just to remind them that its the WOMEN who are putting up with them, not the other way around lol.

... because I said right and he turned left and who is the one who doesn't know his right from his left???

And why not make a thesis out of this topic? Just pour it all out ladies, I am sure we can come up with a full enciclopedia! ;)

You forgot Almunar he got lost because you were talking to him, not because he didnt know where he was going, its "you " that distracted him, see its your fault again lol. Oh and yes men and their "electronic toys".

... except to stay away from us during this time. I would just LOVE to swap with my husband just ONE cycle - he would know what I mean!

Oh yes, men and directions... asking directions??? What??? Oh no not me... I know where I am going... dum dee dum... 45 minutes later... darling, I am sure it was only gonna take us 10 minutes to get to our destination, what is happening?... Don't worry, I know where I am going... 2 hours later we arrive!!! (THAT is the reason I got him a GPS as soon as we arrived - we all know how men LOVE machines!)

well i know guys will tell u lots of promises and in the end break it.. and sorry seems to be a very easy word for them to say but acting it out is just another thing very hard for them to do..

they can't just accept the fact of their failure and often blame-it-to-the-girls attitude pisses me off..

and oh they have very short memory!!!

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~Welcome Sunshine~

"I'm going to work.. Big hug to Ate na." :)

I don't even understand what's the advantage of being one.

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A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose! Dr. Choc

Im with you Alumnar, its pathetic the amount of threads going around lately about women.

Good thread i like this, Lets talk about men!!!

well i know that men cant drive well, wont ask for any direction even if it means they have to drive in circles for hours, and lastly they dont apologise because everything is always womens fault and if they cant find a woman to blame its someone elses fault but never theirs. I can write a thesis on this but why bother, they know themselves, they just like to project it on women ;-)

First, Men keep complaining how we ladies always complain.......

"It is better to be hated for what you are than being loved for what you are not."

Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.”-- Anonymous