Jokes of the days

Jokes of he day................. In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera.. ********************************************************* Husband throwing knives on wifes picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received call from her "Hi,wat ru doin?" His honest reply,"MISSING U" ********************************************************* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. ******************************************************** Cool Msg by a woman- Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement" ;)

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By qatartalks• 3 Jul 2011 13:14

Rating: 3/5

Thank you every one.........

By FathimaH• 2 Jul 2011 13:03

TFS

By Pranisha Shakya• 2 Jul 2011 11:54

nice....

By anonymous• 1 Jul 2011 19:18

Rating: 4/5

nyc jokes.. last one ... lolz

By qatartalks• 1 Jul 2011 18:33

Rating: 3/5

Thank you

By britexpat• 1 Jul 2011 18:13

What was Santa doing in Africa ? He lives in Lapland :O(

By anonymous• 1 Jul 2011 18:06

nice jokes...lol

By layzie• 1 Jul 2011 18:00

thats pounced hehehe..

By dota• 1 Jul 2011 17:58

i like the last one :)

By ghazalz• 1 Jul 2011 17:48

Rating: 5/5

Again easy victim...sigh

By edifis• 1 Jul 2011 17:46

Rating: 4/5

A lioned bounced or pounced?

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