JAI HO MALABAAAARI......

sureshkknair
By sureshkknair

GODS OWN COUNTRY:
Dear all,
Why Malabaris are disliked by some people ???
Check out the following facts:-
1. Indian Defense Minister is from Kerala
2. Indian Foreign Secretary is from Kerala
3. Chief Justice of India is from Kerala
4. Chief of "Chandryaan' , the Indian Space program is from Kerala
5. Chief Security Adviser to the Prime Minister is from Kerala
6. Chief of the new Federal Investigation Agency is from Kerala
6. Principal Secretary to Prime Minister is from Kerala
7. The only Indian to contest for the UN Secretary General's Position is from Kerala.
8. The chief of Staff for Security to UN Secretary General is from Kerala
9. Recent two of the Oscar Award winners from Kerala. (Rasool Pookutty and A.R.Rahman (Dileep))
10. Kerala is the only 100% Literate State in India .
11. Kerala was rated as the most baby friendly state with the lowest infant mortality rates and the best Health Care Model by UN.
12. The last Indian representative to the Miss Universe contest was also a Keralite
You know that coming from a small province our people did not climb the above positions thru back door, it is thru sheer competition!!
You will find Keralite farm workers, artisans, technicians, manual labourers, illiterates and semi-literates all migrating to all parts of the Globe.
When they start most of them only know their mother tongue. Thru hard work, drive, enthusiasm, tenacity, persistence , Humour sense they learn the trades and also , Hindi, English, Arabic and many other languages necessary to sustain them.
True that none of them speak Queens English, but most of the world do not do so as well.
The great Chinese Population, majority of the French, German, Arabic, East European and even good percentage of UK population do not speak English or speak only a version of it. ?? Nor the vast majority of Indians can speak Hindi , our National language?
You can hate a race/tribe if they are dishonest, lazy , untrustworthy, uneducated etc. We definitely do not belong to any of this categories??
So why you hate us??….reason is simple, professional jealousy!!!
Keralites Mother Tongue is MALAYALAM (You can spell it from right to left & left to right)
(Malayalam is second language in UAE)
In your city, you have seen Keralites as narial Pani Wallahs, manual laboures and shop assistants only. When you come to Dubai you are amazed at their success, influence and the sheer majority irritates you, you cannot take it that those who cannot speak Queens English have become so successful?? You do speak English but your writing and spelling are a horror story!! So dear Friend, we do not apologise for our success, whether you like us or not, we are full of sympathies for you because your fishermen, labourers, artisans do not dare to come out of their villages, because they are illiterates, our men are not, they dare to come out and challenge themselves, become successful.
(I am proud to be a Malabari)
And last but not the least, you know Malabar is only a part of Kerala and you are wrong to call keralites as Malabaries, this shows your ignorance of the Geo-political facts. Do you call all Britishers as Scottish or Irish?? Do you call all Americans as Texans or New Yorkers? So stop this, get some information on Indian provinces, start reading newspapers (Keralites do not start the day without reading newspapers, sorry for that!).
T/fore if you do not like us, so be it, go get a wash, atleast once in a while.

By nite_rider• 15 Jul 2009 14:15
nite_rider

wherz my biriyani

By Rizks• 15 Jul 2009 09:58
Rizks

van helsing...

M not gonna get any award or some handsome amount of money to pretend to be a Malabari ? :(

bhai, me pagal nahi hu - i gues u R ?

By Pajju• 15 Jul 2009 09:56
Pajju

Adhil am out of this thread :)

By Aadil.Khan• 15 Jul 2009 09:53
Aadil.Khan

wake up , my malabari cute, sweet, honest, hard working, and bla bla blah Malabari bro's

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 17:55
anonymous

is pretending not to be malabari...

bhai!tum pagal he...

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 17:25
Pajju

nite nope .. here only 2 buggers from hyderabad :) they nev inv for us for hyderabad biriyani :)

By nite_rider• 14 Jul 2009 15:13
nite_rider

wat if it was not hyderabad u wldnt step in

By Rizks• 14 Jul 2009 15:13
Rizks

lol Ksarat,

Ya ya time for me to buzz off, office time khatam paisa hajam....:)

I thought u would say u read Hyd. biryani and u jumped in like Tarzan....:)

By ksarat16• 14 Jul 2009 15:09
ksarat16

You still in the office uhhh isnt it time to leave...

I saw Hyderabad and had to step in here...! :P

By nite_rider• 14 Jul 2009 15:09
nite_rider

land of biryani right

By Rizks• 14 Jul 2009 15:07
Rizks

Hyderabad, State of Nawabs !! :)

By nite_rider• 14 Jul 2009 15:03
nite_rider

by the way from which state do u belong

By nite_rider• 14 Jul 2009 15:02
nite_rider

but kick on the field n chai on my table

By Rizks• 14 Jul 2009 14:59
Rizks

nite_rider for ur info m not a Mallu.

I dont offer Karak chai, but a Karak Kick will tat do ? :)

By nite_rider• 14 Jul 2009 14:55
nite_rider

now can u get a karak chai for me plzzzz

By Rizks• 14 Jul 2009 14:46
Rizks

lol rMs, nite_rider...!!

Abbe clowns, you guyz should praise me as i am telling something good abt Malabaris.

Dont u guyz feel proud for wateva i had mentioned up there ? :(

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 14:44
Pajju

yalla guys , have a nice day :)

By nite_rider• 14 Jul 2009 14:41
nite_rider

go get karak chai for both of us

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 14:40
rMs_000

abbye saalah, shut up and get out from here.. :)

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By nite_rider• 14 Jul 2009 14:39
nite_rider

now even m thinkin of it

By Rizks• 14 Jul 2009 14:37
Rizks

Malabaris,

I Love the way you write in ur language, it reminds me of the TASTY JAlebis.....:)

By nite_rider• 14 Jul 2009 14:37
nite_rider

grease that shld work : )

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 14:35
rMs_000

No use !!! even black cumin oil failed.

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By draj• 14 Jul 2009 14:35
draj

watch Terminator...

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By Rizks• 14 Jul 2009 14:34
Rizks

Malabaris,

I love how a mallu guy (Pajju) gets jealous when some galz say sweetie to a sweet Person like ME....:)

By nite_rider• 14 Jul 2009 14:34
nite_rider

may b u shld try sum oil might work on ur bald head ...lol

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 14:34
rMs_000

Pot calling the kettle black !!!

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By Rizks• 14 Jul 2009 14:33
Rizks

Malabariz,

I love the way Mens wear Lungi's with nuthing beaneath it. IT so refereshing and cool feelin i must say...:)

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 14:32
Pajju

yes someone he is sweet :)

By draj• 14 Jul 2009 14:31
draj

&feature=related

By someonenew• 14 Jul 2009 14:31
someonenew

Thanks Rizks ur a sweetie:)

"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.

By Rizks• 14 Jul 2009 14:30
Rizks

Malabaris,

I love to see when you galz put 50Ltrs of Coconut Oil on ur head and walk around with the oil drippin on your shoulders....:)

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 14:30
rMs_000

Jai Kerala !!

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By Rizks• 14 Jul 2009 14:29
Rizks

Malabaris,

i love the Fish curry and Coconut chutney you guyz make....:)

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 14:29
rMs_000

u really want me to say how that parota is made ??

i bet u ll never ever eat in ur life again ! :)

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By nite_rider• 14 Jul 2009 14:28
nite_rider

Jai Hind

By Rizks• 14 Jul 2009 14:27
Rizks

Malabaris i love the Parota you guyz make...lol

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 14:26
rMs_000

Really someonenew Really !!

but i dont know y i feel like that .. :(

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By someonenew• 14 Jul 2009 14:24
someonenew

Really RMS? Why do u feel that way?

"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 14:23
Pajju

yes niterider ur right :)

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 14:23
rMs_000

Damm you !

am already 6.2 feet. how the heck should i grow more ? :(

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By Rizks• 14 Jul 2009 14:22
Rizks

i Love Chai prepared by Malabaris...:)

Karak Chai....lol

By nite_rider• 14 Jul 2009 14:21
nite_rider

grow up plz for gods sake

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 14:19
Pajju

someone lol yea we have to :)

By nite_rider• 14 Jul 2009 14:18
nite_rider

we shld remember this first

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 14:16
rMs_000

Malllooss REALLY sucks !!! ;-p

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By someonenew• 14 Jul 2009 14:15
someonenew

For all the guys who have doubts abt Malyalees, the name of the topic starts with Hindi so that just proves we think of India and Hindi even before our state:)

"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 14:12
Pajju

niterider like u guys i always do nice reply :) but nutts who is makin fun abt mallus .. just guess it :)

By nite_rider• 14 Jul 2009 14:10
nite_rider

m very glad u mentioned India .

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 14:09
Pajju

yes krnithyan we all waiting for him :)

By krnithyan• 14 Jul 2009 14:09
krnithyan

where is sureshkknair ??????????? he copy and paste the post then running away !!!!!!!

By nite_rider• 14 Jul 2009 14:08
nite_rider

India or kerela ...........lols

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 14:07
Pajju

athinnu avan avante sthalam parannu tharende :)

By someonenew• 14 Jul 2009 14:04
someonenew

let it go guys, comon evanu namaku pinne irutadi kodukaam:)

"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.

By every_mothers_nightmare• 14 Jul 2009 14:04
every_mothers_nightmare

someonenew...i like mallu girls...........they dont bite either.

Aana free, jaana free,

Pakde gaye tho khana free.

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 14:02
Pajju

niterider . kerala in india :)

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 14:01
rMs_000

aa list il oru qatari kudungi poyinn.. get him out of that pls.. :)

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 14:01
Pajju

someone nothing sis , raavile thanne chorinnu vannau poyatha

By someonenew• 14 Jul 2009 13:58
someonenew

Arien, Pajju, Rms whats wrong with u guys? Nothing these people say or do can change anything abt mallus. Barking dogs seldom bite etc...

"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 13:58
Pajju

rMs hmm lets see. otherwise i wil be there in mamoura. and u have to come n pick me :P

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 13:42
rMs_000

lol pajju, but i wont be there on that day ! :)

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 13:41
Pajju

rMs stay away from me on 24th

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 13:36
rMs_000

but still, malabaaries sucks !! ;-)

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 13:31
Pajju

EMN yes :)

By every_mothers_nightmare• 14 Jul 2009 13:25
every_mothers_nightmare

_______________PEACE_________________

Aana free, jaana free,

Pakde gaye tho khana free.

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 12:35
Pajju

star control urself

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 12:30
anonymous

dear all same as dubai in qatar aslo second language is malayalam

By lusitano• 14 Jul 2009 12:27
lusitano

the unmasked Indian nature on public display?

;)

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 12:26
rMs_000

buzz off buddy !

I dont want to prove anything in front of U !!

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By Prasanth@Doha• 14 Jul 2009 12:25
Prasanth@Doha

hey suresh,

thanx a ton for this thread ... u just proved your point, my dear friend. there is a mix of emotions in the response of this thread but majority openly resort into complaints, stinkers or sarcassism to malayalis as a whole and they are behaving just the way you told. jealosy in whatetever way ! and during my visits to corporates in Doha, it seems obvious as to why there is atleast one mallu in every core advisory commitee of the company ... to put some sense to the crowd.

and to the complaining group ... when you guys expect white collars, we mallus are ready to do whatever we know to do for a living, slog our a$$es out and work our way up in life and all those of you who complain that we walk up in life through the back door, try it yourself and you'll fall flat on your noses 'coz what we consider is restless tiring efforts and hardwork day in and day out is just the back door for you ... so be it ! but if you cant struggle your way to success in life yourself, atleast dont bitch on other people who do ... be it mallu or anybody ! and about the mallus-cling-to-another-mallu, how could we claing to somebody else when you are not sure if the other guy is full of hatred inside and all smiles outside ? atleast, we guyz dont back stab each other !

and just a point to conclude ... CHECK OUT THE FREAKIN ROAD SIGNS, YOU BUGGERS ... THE ONLY OTHER LANGUAGE YOU WILL FIND THE ROAD SIGNS IS IN MALAYALAM ... NOT RUSSIAN, NOT FRENCH, NOT EVEN GERMAN ... MALAYALAM !!!

now beat that ... :p

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 12:24
anonymous

MR .starfaith u hating mallu bcoz of jealous ..there nothing else reason .....

proud of malayalee man...

By vishal_1970• 14 Jul 2009 12:23
vishal_1970

wats wrong?? y u dont wanna accpt that u r mallu?

if not tell the truth

By starfaith26• 14 Jul 2009 12:21
starfaith26

who is a.k anthony?be a indian first!

By Rizks• 14 Jul 2009 12:21
Rizks

W T F ??

Watz wrong with you guyz ? Dont u bloody fellas hav anything better to discuss rather then bashing each others.

By starfaith26• 14 Jul 2009 12:17
starfaith26

i hate mallus the smeeling people! get a life mallus.take a bath.

By starfaith26• 14 Jul 2009 12:17
starfaith26

i hate mallus the smeeling people! get a life mallus.take a bath.

By starfaith26• 14 Jul 2009 12:17
starfaith26

i hate mallus the smeeling people! get a life mallus.take a bath.

By starfaith26• 14 Jul 2009 12:17
starfaith26

i hate mallus the smeeling people! get a life mallus.take a bath.

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 12:17
rMs_000

Where am i from, what iam , who i am , nationality, sex, colour, what my prob is, ......

its all NONE OF YOUR BUSINES DOOOD !!!!

if i'm in a doubt , ask who ? u ?

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By starfaith26• 14 Jul 2009 12:17
starfaith26

i hate mallus the smeeling people! get a life mallus.

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 12:15
anonymous

mr star faith ru maddd ???????...if ur a primisnter u can do anthing against mallu with out defence minster permition ( AK.ANTONY )who is from kerala

koooyyyyyyyyyyyy

By vishal_1970• 14 Jul 2009 12:13
vishal_1970

Mr rMs!!!!! whre r u frm exactly?? Y did U write yrself Qatari? Do U think if U r Qtari U.............? Whats problem with U? First clearly decide whre frm U and Whats yr nationality??? if U r in doubt ask.

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 12:13
rMs_000

haha,... lool sabil !!!

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 12:12
rMs_000

First of all, who the eff told you am an indian ?

Arien, pajju, V_43978, Rizks.. ask them.. everyone here knows am not an indian ! B-)

and my language.. its aint your busines ! i'm SURE, i aint used any bad words to anyone other than people who really deserve that.

And Do u really call this as a DEBATE ?? jok of the year !

Be frank.. I cant be nice with people like u !

I have got lots of problem. none of ur busines !

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 12:12
anonymous

ru mad man ?...if ur a prime minster also u can do anythin aginst malayalee ..b coz defence minster is ak antony who is from kerala ....koooyyyyyyyyyyyyy

think abut it ..proud be a mallu

By Aadil.Khan• 14 Jul 2009 12:11
Aadil.Khan

Matt le Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar, i luv that lungi, and on koming friday i'm going to buy new one....

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 12:08
anonymous

@ j3375...good point mate,yeah i've seen it too & it makes me angry & sad in equal measure but it's true...again i state that not all mallus are like that but the ones that are give a bad name to everyone else & the ones that come here are mostly the ones that are like that...i guess they're ok with that choice they make...i for one,would not & will not do it & i am mallu & proud of being one as much as i'm proud to be Indian...which is what we al should be instead of this mallus vs. bengalis vs. punjus vs. maharashtrans. vs. tamilians vs. kannadigas vs. biharis etc...come on,we're all INDIAN first,state comes AFTER country to all those bickering about other Indian states on here...live & let live...@ j3375,peace man :)...

By Arien• 14 Jul 2009 12:07
Arien

aadil - Lungi suites better than slwar kamis for men.

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- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -

By vishal_1970• 14 Jul 2009 12:06
vishal_1970

Mr rMs!!! its easy to be rude but difficult to be nice, if you cant write yr nationality as INDIAN, U shud not be hre in debate, do U have shame being an Indian and PROUD to be a Keralite, whats yr mentality???? listing the name of freedom fighters doesnt mean that U prooved tht Kerala better, MAIN QUESTION!!!! why keralite listing or counting the things on fingers which other state cant even write because its so bigggggggggggg but nobody wants to mention except U, cant U be a nice man?

Whats problem with u man? open yr eyes, see world around U, people are living in micro and nano world and still U r living in 10th century.

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 12:06
Pajju

Aadil.Khan ,tradition :)

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 12:06
rMs_000

U R WRONG !!

It is like ,

Pulling up the lungi and shaking something els !!

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By Aadil.Khan• 14 Jul 2009 12:05
Aadil.Khan

Very Simple!!!!!!!!

First: Shaking their head &

Second: They will pull up/down their lungi's with the rate of change in teperature.

Don't mind ......haaaaaaaaan Malayalam

By Arien• 14 Jul 2009 12:02
Arien

starfaith- if u are ashamed , GO jump a well.

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- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 11:58
Pajju

star i know u :) and ur problem :P

By lusitano• 14 Jul 2009 11:57
lusitano

why argue people, for foreigners, you are all Indians!

By starfaith26• 14 Jul 2009 11:56
starfaith26

i am shame to be an indian becouse of kerela mallus!if i was a priminister i was going to shoot all the kerelit who dont love india and hindi! kerela and bangali r same!they can do anythng for money!

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 11:54
anonymous

I m telling u tht be Indian.. do u read anyone else saying this state is best or that state.. thats all dude..

" Dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive!!!"

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 11:50
rMs_000

WTF u teling man ? wen somebody is talking about the state kerala, why the hell should we put some other states in between ? wake up doood !!

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By vishal_1970• 14 Jul 2009 11:49
vishal_1970

Mr J3355, Yr responce is nice, cant we talk about on some nice topic rather than talking this rubbish topic that mallu are better, thats ryte that many freedom fighters are from every states and no arguement about it, had these freedom fighter ever talked about whos better, no they fought for India, what people want to proove when talking about language, state, superiority.......its only individuality nothing to do with the state, can any labour of one state be compared with IAS office of other state regardless how GREAT is that state.

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 11:47
Pajju

yes j3375 .. Jai Hind

By shansameer• 14 Jul 2009 11:46
shansameer

I know , Malabari lung is what I know most them...

Infact, Omar Sharif - commedian once commented in his drama that the temperature is judged as the lungi is risen by the malabari.....

Anyways, - Malabari - sab pay bhaari

By j3375• 14 Jul 2009 11:45
j3375

sandeep,maybe thats bcos we're discussin kerala and malbaris on this post..

'Mera Bharat Mahaan"..thats all dude..

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 11:40
anonymous

Just an observation, no one else has even mentioned the names of their states in India here except keralites..

" Dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive!!!"

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 11:37
anonymous

ur also proud about kerala...bcoz kerala also in india....

uther county's people canot say particular state like froutfull kerala .....

By j3375• 14 Jul 2009 11:36
j3375

vish1970..i agree n understand ur point of view,but as Indians maybe we should let them know that we are proud of keralas achievements as a state..as its a part of India too..the thing is that as Indians we should be able to debate honestly and look objectively at both the good and bad side..

By Andrews• 14 Jul 2009 11:35
Andrews

Get out of this thread boys...If these idiots get their orgasm by mallu bashing why do you want to deny that..

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 11:33
Pajju

vishal ur CEO from kerala - india ? :))

By j3375• 14 Jul 2009 11:32
j3375

VISHAL1970..dont generalise as most kerlaites who are here come directly from kerala and meet hindi speakers here(i mean urdu speaking pathans/pakistanis before thay actually come accross hindi speaking Indians)..so its not that they arent patriotic..

Its just that humans have the tendency to absorb what is most crucial for their survival according to the circumstances)..so here they pick up arabic..at the same time the mallus who land up in cities like mumbai pick up hindi ,marathi or whatever..

as for freedom fighters..there will be lots of them..let us not spread hate in the name of patriotism..

By vishal_1970• 14 Jul 2009 11:32
vishal_1970

Dont people feel shame when talking about a small state rather than their country? stop this and be a nice countryman? did you see any other nationality talking about their state or province? cant people leave this kind of sick mentality, what you wanna show by prooving one state is better than other, cant you contribute for your country's betterment rather than wasting tym in useless stuffs?

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 11:30
Pajju

rms maybe :)

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 11:29
rMs_000

lool Arien .. as always ! B-)

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 11:28
Pajju

sabil .. A K antony , E ahmed , Vayalar Ravi . :)

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 11:28
rMs_000

u wanna goto kuthiravattam ? :D

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By Arien• 14 Jul 2009 11:27
Arien

Rms - u rock boyy..lol

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- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 11:27
anonymous

mr vishal mallu can speak hindi ....u jsut think about in bollywood field, asin,pavathy omanakuttan , jhon ebraham , ar rahman,singer kk, oskar winner rasool pookutty,vidhya balan, but can i ask u one thing ?... can u speak even one word of malayalam language ?....

shame on urslef .....

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 11:25
Pajju

lol rMs , manushyanu branth pidikkukaya

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 11:24
rMs_000

u copy cat !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 11:24
Pajju

.

By j3375• 14 Jul 2009 11:23
j3375

garderne,but i ws only refering to the 'run' term u used..i simply put the right word in..ur right bout everybody here doin the same as all work here..but sometimes i have seen take it to another level..which is actual servitude towards the locals..i dont see other many people of other nationalities doin the same..i mean the actual asslicking and timidness i have seen is downright shameful..

remember that people treat you as you let them treat you..pride..in the worst of cases,we may even swallow our pride,but never lose our DIGNITY..

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 11:23
rMs_000

* Mohammed Abdurahiman Sahib - Freedom fighter and former KPCC President.

* V.K. Krishna Menon - Toiled for India's Independence while he was in England. Diplomat, orator, and former Defence Minister of India.

* Vakkom Majeed - Freedom fighter, former Member of Travancore-Cochin State Assembly.

* Sir Chettur Sankaran Nair - President of the Indian National Congress (1897 -1898).

* T.M. Varghese - Leader of Abstebtion Movement. Founder member of the Travancore State Congress. Minister of Travancore-Cochin.

* C. Kesavan

* U. Gopala Menon - Indian National Congress leader.

* Sir C. Madhavan Nair - Administrator during British Rule.

* K. Kelappan - Known as "Kerala Gandhi". Leader of the Payyannur Salt Satyagraha and the Guruvayur Satyagraha. He was also the founding President of Nair Service Society.

* K.P. Kesava Menon - Freedom fighter, Founder-Editor of the Mathrubhumi newspaper.

* A.V. Kuttimalu Amma - Freedom fighter.

* N.P. Nayar - Freedom fighter and former Administrator, Azad Hind Dal.

* Kallat Krishnan - Freedom fighter.

* M. Kanaran - Freedom fighter.

* C.H. Kanaran - Freedom fighter.

* Ammu Swaminathan - Freedom fighter.

* Lakshmi Sehgal - As Captain Lakshmi, commanded the Jhansi Rani Regiment of the INA under Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose.

* Velu Thampi Dalava - Fought the East India Company at a time they were grabbing power in princely states.

* Pazhassi Raja - Fought the British half a century before the first war of independence fought by the rest of India.

* Panampilli Govinda Menon - One of the early freedom fighters of the princely state of Cochin. Later, became a cabinet minister under Mrs. Indira Gandhi.

* Ammu Swaminathan - Freedom fighter.

* George James - Rebel leader

U WANT MORE ?????????

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By vishal_1970• 14 Jul 2009 11:19
vishal_1970

It shows your sick mentality.

Do you know any freedom fighter from Kerala?

Are mallu for money only?

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 11:10
anonymous

dear all,i proud my self , becoz iam a from kerala , here i have seen many commnets about mallus, the people who does'nt like malayalees, becoz they are jealous of malabarees....

i can prove it that is mallus are inteligent much better then uthers

here is the reason

u can find out wherever u go

while mallu & arabi is waking together this arabi never speak malayalam. but this mallu speaks arabi

while americans & mallu waking together this americans never speak maalayalm , but this mallu speaks english

while thamilan & mallu waking together this tamilan never speak malayalam. but this mallu speaks tamil

while hindi spokeners & mallu waking together this guys are never speak malayalam...but mallu speaks hindi

wherever whatever any kind of language mallu can handle , tamil , kannada extra...........mallu are multi language speaker

not only

do you know guys ..kerala is a small state in india

but it became famous all over the world ...

is there any famous state in usa ?.........

is there any famous state in paksithan ?

is there any famous state in nepal ?

is there any famous state in phlipines ?

is there any famous state in uk ?

is there any famous state in bangladesh ?

is ther any famous state in srilanka ?

if anybody goes to abroad if u say ur from india the next question they will ask ru from kerala ?.....

same as if any uther country person goes to uther country if u say ur from uk . us,pakisthan,nepal,philipines they will not ask next question about the place....

i have many friends who are irritated by this question .(north indian )

think about it guys ,,then proud of malayalees ....

jai malabareeeeeeeeeeeeeee..go ahead

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 11:10
anonymous

@ j3375...rephrase mate,"mallus SERVE the gulf"...just like every single other expat nationality in the gulf,unless you're white & even @ that,not all local gulf arabs respect it,essentially,for the locals/gulf arabs,expats are here to serve them,it's not just mallus,they view every expat like that...so really,in such a situation,don't you think the mallus with their 'mafia/network' whatever it is,are making the best use of the situation?...@hayer5680,please don't display your ignorance on a public forum...Scots eat pig blood mixed with intestines or something(haggis),Thais eat fried bugs,filipinos eat dog,does that make any of them any less of a human being than you?...i think not,similarly Indians eat with their hands,it's a cultural thing mate,don't like it,go get yourself a happy meal @ Mcd's...

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 11:09
anonymous

Yep u r right J.. Just tht my client is late for the meeting and i got too much time to kill..

" Dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive!!!"

By j3375• 14 Jul 2009 11:04
j3375

lol sandeep..take a chill pill..ignore..we are all unnecessarily gettin worked up over nothin..

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 10:59
anonymous

Arien its posts like the above one which force me to react...

" Dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive!!!"

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 10:57
anonymous

dear all,iam proud my self , becoz iam a from kerala , here i have seen many commnets about mallus, the people who does'nt like malayalees, becoz they are jealous of malabarees....

i can prove it that is mallus are inteligent much better then uthers

here is the reason

u can find out wherever u go

while mallu & arabi is waking together this arabi never speak malayalam. but this mallu speaks arabi

while americans & mallu waking together this americans never speak maalayalm , but this mallu speaks english

while thamilan & mallu waking together this tamilan never speak malayalam. but this mallu speaks tamil

while hindi spokeners & mallu waking together this guys are never speak malayalam...but mallu speaks hindi

wherever whatever any kind of language mallu can handle , tamil , kannada extra...........mallu are multi language speaker

not only

do you know guys ..kerala is a small state in india

but it became famous all over the world ...

is there any famous state in usa ?.........

is there any famous state in paksithan ?

is there any famous state in nepal ?

is there any famous state in phlipines ?

is there any famous state in uk ?

is there any famous state in bangladesh ?

is ther any famous state in srilanka ?

if anybody goes to abroad if u say ur from india the next question they will ask ru from kerala ?.....

same as if any uther country person goes to uther country if u say ur from uk . us,pakisthan,nepal,philipines they will not ask next question about the place....

i have many friends who are irritated by this question .(north indian )

think about it guys ,,then proud of malayalees ....

jai malabareeeeeeeeeeeeeee..go ahead

By benocean78• 14 Jul 2009 10:50
benocean78

how can anyone be a "mallu lover"??!!

By Arien• 14 Jul 2009 10:47
Arien

I would never argue that all the mallus are great. There will be idiots among them too like any other state , country and community has.

There will be many to support you , since Keralites are plenty in the Gulf, in all levels. Labourers to CEOs and huge business tycoons too.

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- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 10:37
anonymous

Mayb Arien I just ran into only the rotten apples of kerala but i had no prejudice against them, as i said never even met any1 frm kerala back home.. so the opinion is based on the people i met in gulf during the past 4 years..

" Dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive!!!"

By Victory_278692• 14 Jul 2009 10:28
Victory_278692

Representing as ONE BIG Community Abroad!

Kudos to All Malayalis....keep it up

LOVE and LIVE in PEACE!

By Arien• 14 Jul 2009 10:27
Arien

Sandep - whether to correct urself or being a disagreeble brat is up to you. Just a point if it has space left in ur memeory.

Only fools generalize people by nationality and race, dont be one.

Gud luck

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- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 10:26
anonymous

Thanx Vishal.. Thats what i expect frm any Indian..

" Dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive!!!"

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 10:25
anonymous

I

" Dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive!!!"

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 10:24
anonymous

J

" Dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive!!!"

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 10:23
anonymous

.

" Dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive!!!"

By vishal_1970• 14 Jul 2009 10:23
vishal_1970

HI everyone!!!! its not matter of debate that Kerala is a great state, in fact its a matter of shame that an indian is promoting one out of 28 states and 7 union territories, if you listed 12 point about Kerala I can lis few thousand point about other state, you dont have anything to proud about India, i experienced once some other nationality asked one India that R U from India he said no I am from Kerala, what people want to show by this kind of mentality, Pls stop these show off and be an Indian

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 10:23
anonymous

.

" Dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive!!!"

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 10:22
anonymous

I

" Dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive!!!"

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 10:22
anonymous

..

" Dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive!!!"

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 10:21
anonymous

...

" Dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive!!!"

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 10:21
rMs_000

hijacking ? what is that ? :)

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 10:19
anonymous

If u guys have problem i will delete my posts, wont change my opinion though

" Dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive!!!"

By someonenew• 14 Jul 2009 10:12
someonenew

Read it RMS, it'll be time well spent, compared to the hijacking ur doin:)

"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.

By saj• 14 Jul 2009 10:08
saj

if you had problem with few people,you cant blame whole region for it...in every part of world there are good and bad people... kader bhai is just a humour part....only malayali can understand it.....

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 10:08
Pajju

someone ur rite .. but my blood still .. nyway am out :)

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 10:07
rMs_000

Its toooooooooooooooooooooooo big for me to read ! :(

maafi tym now. later later ! :)

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By someonenew• 14 Jul 2009 10:05
someonenew

Pajju ignore, if u'd ignored the thread in the begining it wouldn't have become so popular:)

"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 10:05
Pajju

someone good one :) am happy now .. lol

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 10:04
Pajju

j3375 i can understand , but some nutts makin us like &&*%*%&&

By tiger• 14 Jul 2009 10:02
tiger

We hate you & your lot too...What the h*** is itching you ?

By j3375• 14 Jul 2009 10:01
j3375

also another thing bout Indias mothertongue..forget the origins,at least officially in post 1947 India, Hindi is the Official national language guys..not knowing it/attempting to learn makes no sense anyway..In the end we have to all forget regional/state/religion and be Indian..

By someonenew• 14 Jul 2009 10:00
someonenew

For all the mallu haters... here's something to be jealous of :P

http://www.ashanet.org/library/articles/kerala.199803.html

For the mallus n mallu lovers read and enjoy:)

"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.

By j3375• 14 Jul 2009 09:59
j3375

pajju, i was referring to the remark that mallus run the gulf..which is not true..

and i meant if the mallus really ran qatar(part of the gulf)the locals(qatari)would respect you,right?

i myself dont care what anybody thinks/looks up,down or around me..

as you know in the end the only thing most (superficial)people respect is money..

As for me i try to see the good bout all people,learn n understand and correct the bad within myself n my own..

@sandeep,why do u hate ppl who are from ur own country?..I'm sure its based on a few bad incidents and more to do with prejudices we keep bout people from other states..

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 09:57
anonymous

Nope, My number starts with 611.... rest i cant divulge.

" Dont take life too seriously, you will never get out alive!!!"

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 09:55
rMs_000

6865388

Is that your number sandeep ???

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By shahinkhan• 14 Jul 2009 09:53
shahinkhan

Thnx 4 known the malabari virus, r they denger 4 us? i know them as a blind and selfish. if they need something they will come 2 u,but they will never help u if u r not malabari.

By Arien• 14 Jul 2009 09:53
Arien

If u hate them,thats ur own problem sandeep. grow up

Kerala's mother tongue is Malayalam. Not Hindi. For your p-brain to update.

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- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -

By Rizks• 14 Jul 2009 09:53
Rizks

Sandeep...

If u HATE Mallus, do you think Mallus care abt you ?

Get a life dude, and stop commenting crap things which u r not aware of.

Thank you

By benocean78• 14 Jul 2009 09:49
benocean78

justfications ...justifications more justifications...i feel bad for the mallus.....

aeyo

By storm• 14 Jul 2009 09:49
storm

You being a Kasargod lady is thinking of sending some Kadar Bhai ! does he make good parota? ! Is this a threat or a Underworld Mafia threat. I had a tough time dealing with the Embassy of Kasargod so i mentioned, the other community of Kerela have been nice to me so far. Its just my View and Experience ! Thats all !! Take it or leave it !

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 09:49
Pajju

sandeep plzz dunt do dunt do :)

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 09:48
Pajju

Arien am not interestin with kids .. neva grow up

By Arien• 14 Jul 2009 09:46
Arien

sandeep - Who told you this crap about mother tongue??- Get a grip dude

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- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -

By vinodnair01• 14 Jul 2009 09:35
vinodnair01

sandeep who told hindi is the mother tongue of all indians , go back to grade 1 and 2 and study again its only the official national langueage of india not the mother tongue of all the indians ,well i think we indians need to travel within india more so that we will understand india more , those who all wonder why keralites in gulf please read histroy , arab merchants were dealing with ports in kerala for past 3000 years or more , all the famous spices in the world ginger , pepper, cardamom , etc etc use to be bought from kerala ports by arabian merchants and sold to different parts of the world , then once the british invaded india the spices industry in kerala was in peril and poverty started to build up ,after indepence the lad reforms came which completely destroyed farming , so people naturally had a knowledge of out side world started moving out of inida in search of oppurtunities and reached the gulf peneinsula by the early 1950,s and 1960,s. you can see another example is sindhis from the gujarat coast who are spread around the world because of similar reasons.

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 09:33
Pajju

j3375 well dude if anyone lookin down , we wont care really . we all came for earnin money , anyway who ever lookin down they r rich ? then why they r here ? for holidays ?

By j3375• 14 Jul 2009 09:29
j3375

by the way,eating using hands is not just a mallu thing,but more an Indian/subcontinent habit..

Ya maybe it puts off others who havent seen it before,but

I love to use my hands,screw anybody else who thinks otherwise..

Each to his Own..

By j3375• 14 Jul 2009 09:26
j3375

@gaderene..u really think 'mallus run the gulf?'..'serve the gulf' would be more factual..the locals dont respect mallus more than any other Indian,other nationality..

if mallu's did really run the place,u'd have their respect..not be looked down on..

By saj• 14 Jul 2009 09:15
saj

why in particular"kasargod embassy"....:)

strom has this comment about kasaragod "The Kasargod Mallu's in general Money minded people"

should i send kasaragod kader bhai ...........

By j3375• 14 Jul 2009 09:10
j3375

how many can write numerals 1 to 9 in original malayalam script..maybe 2% of all malayalees..

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 09:01
rMs_000

lol Arien .. he is absconding !

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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By Arien• 14 Jul 2009 08:58
Arien

where is the moron who posted this?

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- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -

By Miss Jen• 14 Jul 2009 08:56
Miss Jen

By the way who do you think you are to judge them... F*cking idiots... DOnt Generalize.. They born with rights like us!!!

The Most Exhausting Thing in Life is Being Insincere

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 08:56
anonymous

@ loghurt...people help their own first,that's the way of the world,don't blame mallus for doing what everyone else is doing but on a smaller scale...it just so happens there are more mallus than others around,so 10 mallus doing something for one of their own as opposed to one of someone else seems like 10 mallu & only 1 other but the point is,each of those mallus is only helping one other of his/her own,it just so happens there are 10 around already,don't blame us for adapting,it's something we do & do well...@ benocean78,same story mate,Mr.Iyer was only willing to let out to other mallus to keep it simple,in terms of language,food etc...you see the same type of realestate ads. saying "pinoy/filipino only",there's nothing wrong with having a preference,weather it's mallu or pinoy or whatever else,the choice is with the guy renting out the place,not with you & everything in life doesn't have a price my friend,so you can keep your Qr. 500 extra a month or give it to charity...so every community has it's faults,they're just different faults...essentially,it's quite clear that people are pissed off @ the mallu network,well boys & girls,get a history lesson before pointing fingers...the kerala-gulf connection goes back a good few years,well before the discovery of oil,during the pearl diving era,trade was on between the 2 places from then & mallus have been coming here since then,so this is not an overnight phenomenon & one more thing,all mallus aren't the same,for that matter all Indians aren't...the gulf seems to attract a particular type of Indian/mallu,so for those that think all Indians are like that,please don't display your ignorance so openly...take leave for a month at least,get on a flight to India,travel around & see the country & meet people & then tell me if your opinion is still the same...until then,live & let live...MALLUS RUN THE GULF people,like it or not,that's the way it is & will be for sometime to come...so just live & let live...

By vinodnair01• 14 Jul 2009 08:50
vinodnair01

well i am not surprised to see lots of people offendded by the thread and mostly people who have suffred some sort of problems from keralites, but is that a good point to bash a community. then the points mentioned above are not a good reason to be proud about too. India is a very diversified country with each state has its own positive and negative sides . i saw some one commenting on eating with hands, do remeber a well washed hand is always cleaner than a spoon provided by the hotel and dont be silly to think that the manners followed by you are the best . once a chinese was sitting in U.N head qarters cofee shop and was drinking tea , he was sipping tea and the tea was hot so he made a little sound while sipping, the american who sat near to him was offended and asked him why dont you drink your tea in the right way , to this the chinese asked who discovered cup and saucer , american - chinese , again who discovered tea, american --- chinese , so dont come and teach us how to use things which we discovered . do not blindly follow western cultures thinking that it is the best , take the best out of every culture , forget the bad things.

By ranishkt• 14 Jul 2009 08:47
ranishkt

this was a topic posted and had lot of chaos and bashing on that already ... y again ?????

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 08:10
Pajju

lol Uk u can apply for passport thru kasargod embassy :)

By GodFather.• 14 Jul 2009 08:08
GodFather.

Yes even the famous heart throb of the Pinoy girls .... Pajju is from Kerala.. lol :) I wish too was from Kerela..:)

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 08:06
Pajju

yes wer ever u go am there :)

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 08:06
Pajju

yes rMs dunt fgt abt ur place :) and our sudhakara in there :P

By anahammud• 14 Jul 2009 07:59
anahammud

that is mallu power.wherever u go mallus are already there.

By rMs_000• 14 Jul 2009 07:56
rMs_000

why are you being so hyper ? u malabarees are always like that. specially kannurians !! ;-p

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rMs..!!

By Pajju• 14 Jul 2009 07:43
Pajju

rinku , van helsing yes we do wat u said ? u guys gotcha any problem ? get a life

By anonymous• 14 Jul 2009 06:38
anonymous

no brain yani muk mafi

stinky people

1 week before they change their shirt

messy people

chamcha in arabic

men to men shagging their azz

if there a sweet-malabari is there-just like flies.

what else?hey people they are still human...

how about other nationality?we are getting racist in here!

By Mandilulur• 14 Jul 2009 01:33
Mandilulur

Yup, most people from elsewhere think we Americans are all from Texas. And where can I get appams, I love them!

Mandi

By rinku• 14 Jul 2009 01:23
rinku

i ask so many malbhari u r from they will reply that they are from kerla nobody replies that they are from india its strange,and malbhari will help those who are malbhari only,and one more thing if they think infront of him any indian is there they will start talking in malbhari they take it granted all from india only malbhari can come out of india

By raja56• 14 Jul 2009 01:04
raja56

nobody is bad unless they say others are bad

TougH To UnDErStanD

By edifis• 14 Jul 2009 01:01
edifis

LOL TH

By Motiv8er• 14 Jul 2009 00:54
Motiv8er

true Kerala is 100% literate state...cos all the illiterates are in the gulf :P

By samdoha• 13 Jul 2009 12:43
samdoha

God's own country - daivam vicharichale ivadam nannavu

By hayer5680• 13 Jul 2009 12:35
hayer5680

How come malabaris have 100% literacy rate in kerela,they dont even know spoon was invented to eat food. its f**king disgusting when they eat with their hands dipped in everything.

By shansameer• 13 Jul 2009 12:30
shansameer

..................

Y r u soo angry and Y r u saying God's own country.....

U made a wrong start. The entire entity is God's creation.....

U people have literally spoiled the market.......

Just sick of it....

By anonymous• 13 Jul 2009 12:29
anonymous

kippi kappa paaaaaaaaaaaaa , pani paaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

By labda06• 13 Jul 2009 12:29
labda06

Just so you know sureshkknair...I DIDNT read that vomit you call a thread topic. You sound more like you're trying to convince yourself...do go on.

By Rizks• 13 Jul 2009 12:21
Rizks

lol Eco !!

Aaeyooo !! watt aar you saying....lol

By anonymous• 13 Jul 2009 12:19
anonymous

Thank God Filipinas are now dominating HMC

By khemcho• 13 Jul 2009 12:05
khemcho

Good One ! ! ROFLMAO ....

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.

By someonenew• 13 Jul 2009 12:01
someonenew

Oh Pls! gimme a break!

"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.

By Rizks• 13 Jul 2009 11:54
Rizks

selling ballz...

no buddy , m not a malabari.

By anonymous• 13 Jul 2009 11:47
anonymous

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By anonymous• 13 Jul 2009 11:42
anonymous

sonaam ...Pajju is lifting, folding and holding the LUNGI...:)

By sonaam• 12 Jul 2009 21:31
sonaam

JAI HO BAJJU !!!! Where is Pajju ? ;)

सोनम दि नेपाली बाबु

By anonymous• 12 Jul 2009 21:28
anonymous

i will add something to al rafa polyclinic--it sucks!!!

a hospital without sanitation of their surgical equipment?-what is that,maybe they used for mixing chai or coffee....duhh!

By j3375• 12 Jul 2009 20:47
j3375

hahaha..actually other Indians (non kerlaites) dislike malbaris in the gulf bcos of having to explain to everybody else that they arent one...

Another reason cud be their smashing sense of style..u see so many nowadays wearing chequered shirts with silk ties and brown trousers,black shoes with raybans and the famous mamooty moustaches..wow..

another point is that the smell of coconut oil in the hair lingers(into something that really gets into the nostrils) if u dont wash it off with shampoo after a day maximum..esp if u have long hair.. ladies,pls dont make the atmosphere toxic..

other than the above points listed above,mallus are generally good natured,decent people..a bit too serious ,thats why people like pulling their legs..

I'm sure im goin to get my head bitten off for this post..

ya,jai ho malbaari...go mallu go..

By honda86• 12 Jul 2009 20:34
honda86

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ONE THING YOU SHOULD REMEMBER THAT WE ARE IN DOHA AND WE SHOULD WORK UNITED FOR THE PROGRESS OF THIS NATION.

Thanks.......

By krnithyan• 12 Jul 2009 20:28
krnithyan

Storm......your experience is awful, I agree its depressing, I meant that you can find such peoples every societies.

By storm• 12 Jul 2009 20:18
storm

So what If i am a Pakistani !!Since when did people live in Doha like Pakistani's and Indians colonies in general. Mixed society my friend. btw there are people of that sort in my village as well but they learnt skills from your village.

In other words, you are not my cup of coffee.. so take a chill pill. I am not here to bash trash any culture just spoke about my life incident as mixed society has a few of mine and lot of yours !

By dotdot• 12 Jul 2009 20:06
dotdot

You forgot to add the most important point

Chai "Krack"

By krnithyan• 12 Jul 2009 20:06
krnithyan

Storm......your profile showing you from pakistan.... didn't you find such person in ur village..curious!!!

By storm• 12 Jul 2009 20:00
storm

I have suffered with Malabaris.. I have had a tough time. The Kasargod Mallu's in general Money minded people. will not spare a chance to stab you, kill you or cheat you for money. I am not making this up. This is my real life story a issue yet to be solved !! Be Careful.. Not everyone is bad, for sure not everyone is good. Most of them have used the back door to reach the point of success..

My apologies for offending anyone !!

By obilix• 12 Jul 2009 19:37
obilix

a malabari friend of mine sends me this:

why is the industrial growth so low in Kerala ?

Because, 86% of their work time is spent on lifting, folding and holding the LUNGI...:)

By shaz_341• 12 Jul 2009 18:09
shaz_341

For your kind info

literate [l'ɪtərət]

adjective

Someone who is literate is able to read and write.

(Over one-quarter of the adult population are not fully literate)

it doesn't mean that one should know English to be literate

By DontTry• 12 Jul 2009 17:54
DontTry

All of you plz check this out!!!!!!!! :)

By anonymous• 12 Jul 2009 17:41
anonymous

you are ryt!

just like rizk!i think he is malabari...

By anonymous• 12 Jul 2009 17:36
anonymous

they are still human.......

By khemcho• 12 Jul 2009 17:14
khemcho

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.

By kifah• 12 Jul 2009 17:13
kifah

our CEO from kerala

By anonymous• 12 Jul 2009 17:12
anonymous

when ever i c MALABAREES.it remind me of one of children song.

HERE MALABARI,THERE MALABARI,EVERY WHERE MALABARI MALABARI.

sick of them by seeing them everywhere.most of them only know they mother tongue and keep justifying their 100% litereacy rate.mr suresh himself mentioned that many might not like them.he should know the reason y som dont like.the reason is they themselves and their attitude towards others nationalities and even towards other indains which r from different states.they only support their fellow keralities and most of the time u find them anti against u without any reason.always back biting and ready to play politics.

may b they r som good ones but most of the time i find them very dissapointing and strange and unbelievable

By anonymous• 12 Jul 2009 17:11
anonymous

without malabari in one house of qatari is not complete.

By benocean78• 12 Jul 2009 16:47
benocean78

the why do you feel the need to justify yourself so much. Why the wikipedia style explanation of Kerela. So here is a story for you. I once responded to a "for rent" ad which had a condition - Only for Kerelites. I was hoping that this guy would make an exception and take me in....so i call mr. iyer......i politely ask him...if he will make an excpetion...he responded no sorry only kerala people....i said hey..... i like keralites...i've got freinds who come from kerela...i will do you no harm....he goes .... no sorry only kerela people.....i requested and offered to pay an extra QAR 500 per month but guess what he said..................................no sorry only kerela people......I finally used the religion card on him to convince him but the answer was the same.....just for the record ......................... no sorry only kerela people :-)

so that just proves loghurt's point and the fact that the litrecy rate is also questionable.....i mean there has to be more than "no sorry only kerela people" english in the mabalabri sorry kerela world....no offense - just for fun :-)

By khemcho• 12 Jul 2009 16:46
khemcho

Not to pin point.. but still,

Point number - 10 >> Kerala is the only 100% Literate State in India .

In the books of Kerala Govt. Literate is nothing but, they (the entire population) can read the alphabets .. do u say that is 100% Literacy ?

and this statistics is OLD dude !!

__________________________________

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.

By shyampsunder2003• 12 Jul 2009 16:36
shyampsunder2003

haha from when did kerala become a 100% literate state, last time i saw, it was in the low 80s

By baloch• 12 Jul 2009 16:34
baloch

whats big deal

By rMs_000• 12 Jul 2009 16:22
rMs_000

Who are they ?

--

tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..

rMs..!!

By Arien• 12 Jul 2009 16:19
Arien

Where the heck r u suresh??? reply to the post above.

______________________________________________

- Listen to Many...Speak to a Few -

By mjamille28• 12 Jul 2009 16:13
mjamille28

ok next!

By anonymous• 12 Jul 2009 16:09
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

Well Mister, you forgot to add no. 1 point which is the reasons for all the points mentioned by you, malabari influences his tricks to make opportunity to purely malabaris only..be it HR, Medical, or any other fileds. And people are not jelaous of malabaris, but more of the malabari network, the network only working for malabaris!!! About hard-work, struggle, succes...are found in other communities, but the malabir network virus is missing!!!

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