its time for you to listen.......
The Woman and the Frog
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
to mention that there is a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish
for, your husband will get ten times!" The woman said, "That's okay." For
her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The
frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband
the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to."
The woman replied, " That's okay because I will be the most beautiful woman
ad he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM... she's the most beautiful
woman in the world!
For the second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay,
because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM...she's the
riches woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and
she answered, " I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down....
The mans had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: women are really dumb but think they're really
smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show
that women never listen!!!
that you are one 6 short of becoming a 'beast of devil'. Creepy.
I agree with Shimmer one hundred %.........however the problem starts when she is being told repeatedly that THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH!.......in love there is no such thing as "their worth".......I would not mind to be used by the one I love......no problema!!
THATS HOW LOVE IS........
That's the essence of being a woman.
ahahahahahahahahaha..hope you all enjoy the story
Next time u hear a talking frog - sell it to the media or better still take it to your biology class for dissection
"There's one flaw in women"
By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from ascraped knee to a broken heart-and she will do everything with only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."
But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."
And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can help to heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning! They bring joy and hope. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH!
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“The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear.”
Nice Funnies, have a great weekend.