If I Could Talk To The Animals

MarcoNandoz-01
By MarcoNandoz-01

31. If Given A Chance To Talk To The Animal What Would You Tell Them And Why?

By ydlov12• 17 Jul 2012 09:52
ydlov12

It's bad enough when birds start to sing let alone being able to talk.

By cath.pat• 16 Jul 2012 17:22
cath.pat

Xena,

That's hilarious! thanks for sharing.

By anonymous• 16 Jul 2012 16:30
anonymous

It is nice to meet you on qatarliving

By FathimaH• 16 Jul 2012 16:19
FathimaH

Or will any of your kids or friends be willing to keep them? After all the love you have been showering on them they too will surely be sad to see you go.

By Manna Pro• 16 Jul 2012 16:15
Manna Pro

Like keep coyotes and mountain lions away from my cattle...I never let my male dogs in the house, the female however sits on a velvet pillow inside. I baby her

By britexpat• 16 Jul 2012 16:12
britexpat

By FathimaH• 16 Jul 2012 16:05
FathimaH

Bet they must be great companions too then!

By Manna Pro• 16 Jul 2012 15:59
Manna Pro

I talk to my dogs too, but they do listen

By Randy Rhino• 16 Jul 2012 11:35
Randy Rhino

When my pet dog, a female german shephard, looks straight into my eyes and wags her tail with joy, I tell her 'I love you darling'!

By Rizks• 16 Jul 2012 11:34
Rizks

I remember tat day when i secretly use to meet my galpriend and she had a pet Bulldog in her house...:(

tat deadly night when i jus jumped frm the gate to meet her this bull dog was right infront of me...i tried a lot to talk to him and explain everything but he doesnt want to hear anything and bited me...:(

By FathimaH• 16 Jul 2012 11:28
FathimaH

Big big like! Lessons learned indeed =D

By FathimaH• 16 Jul 2012 11:26
FathimaH

just wish they knew what I was saying!

By Xena• 16 Jul 2012 11:15
Rating: 4/5
Xena

Dear Dogs and Cats:

The dishes on the floor with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate does not mean that is suddenly your food, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the top of the stairs is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It Is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space that you are taking up, is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(A) They live here....you don't.

(B) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.

That's why they call it “fur”-niture.

(C) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

(D) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

(1) eat less,

(2) don't ask for money all the time,

(3) are easier to train,

(4) normally come when called,

(5) never ask to drive the car,

(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;

(7) don't smoke or drink,

(8) don't want to wear your clothes,

(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,

(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and

(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children...

I got that from an email, the other day;-)

By Miss Mimi• 16 Jul 2012 10:00
Miss Mimi

I don't so much wish that I could understand them, but that they could understand me.

"Stop meowing, I'm trying to sleep"

"I know you're mad that we went away for the weekend but the shower is not your litter."

"The baby just wants to pat you, don't try and bite him."

"Please stop fighting"

By ydlov12• 16 Jul 2012 09:57
Rating: 5/5
ydlov12

Jessica Simpson. haha. That's a good one (singing and dancing) cos she sure won't be able to maintain a conversation.

By Rizks• 16 Jul 2012 09:51
Rizks

I was talkin abt Jessica simpson...:(

By britexpat• 16 Jul 2012 08:45
britexpat

You Dumbo! Jessica is a rare-bit and not a Rabbit.

By cath.pat• 16 Jul 2012 08:39
cath.pat

Marconandoz, hehehe, i second to that.

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if i could talk to my cat as well, i so wish he does use his brain and use the toilet bowl and the flush, cause sometimes, it's getting to my nerve attending to his litter.

since youve learned not to wake me up on my 1st alarm, please dont wake me up in my 2nd alarm either. i always wake up on the third. when will you ever learn?

but on second thought. thanks for being a friend. and i guess it's better off that you cant talk back, otherwise you'll point it straightforward how stupid i can be at times. :)

By MarcoNandoz-01• 16 Jul 2012 07:45
MarcoNandoz-01

To my cat

why do you stare at me when I sleep? are you plotting to kill me.. if so, dont forget who changes your liter. o_O!

By Rizks• 16 Jul 2012 07:39
Rating: 4/5
Rizks

I would invite all the animals to my Emporium for a nice karak chai with roasted onions and me along with Jessica will be singing and dancing in the bushes....:)

By anonymous• 16 Jul 2012 07:34
anonymous

I would invite all the animals to join hide and seek game.. bcos daddys got JOB to do with that girl.. LOL

By Hu Wan• 16 Jul 2012 07:34
Hu Wan

look what got Tober Mory the cat. :)

By Manna Pro• 16 Jul 2012 02:46
Manna Pro

I'd be talking to thoroughbred horses and greyhounds

By britexpat• 15 Jul 2012 23:16
Rating: 2/5
britexpat

I would ask Roger Rabbit how he managed to snag Jessica and whether she has a sister..

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