I Like Your Thinking
a short break
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A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot"
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then, Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone" To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."
where is everybody?
ROFL Britex! Brilliant!
I think we need an animator to feature Beartex and Bare Victoria in this new version of 'Bare Necessities'
ohhhhhh.... old jokes forum?? hihi...
a man was doubtful over his wife's affair with the stranger, so a day before leaving for a business trip, he kept the bowl full of milk under his bed, & tied a spoon in vertical position from downside of the bed. what he observed if the weight of the bed would increase downward by more than a person over it, the spoon will be dipped in the milk & his doubt will become stiff!!
on returning back from a trip he amazed to see - the milk has become butter!!!
I have a feeling you`re sending an indirect message through an old joke ...
i like your thinking :)
Let me make it clear...
Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a Victoria bare
And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the bare Victoria by the paw
Mett her by the swing, not the see-saw
Have I given you a clue ?
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
"Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"
This remix I am hearing 1st time...lol
Imagine Victoria clad only in only loin cloth and a bare Britexpat dancing hand in paw to the tune of 'bare necessities'!
I like your thinking .........LOL
Adam once told this joke to Eve and after tat they had a giggle for 2.1seconds and later forgot about it...:(
brit, will keep that in mind.. ;)
Just remember. in order to enjoy life, just :
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
i did not see that last night ... darnit :(
oh...no...i cant remove this tread anymore brit, i guess u just have to bear with me this time
unless MOD would delete it
lol brit, don't "bare" it, at least not in Doha, you'll get in trouble... :P
Britex Victoria is daring you to bare with her!
goodnight
not feeling well...couldnt sleep brit :(
You should have seen the size of the meteorite.. I just managed to avoid it :O(
Sorry only play the piano.
Brit sorry, I did not see the dinasour joke thread.
WK.....I am that old and infirm I am Johnkasaur's Great Aunt ;-(
A little birdie just told me that Britexpat was Johnkasaur's classmate and is known in history as "The boy who lived" after he survived the extinction of dinosaurs :(
Thanks for the song. please don't give up your day job..
okie...okie...another joke tread ... i like :)
i will read that tread right away....zoommmm...........
cheers
but WK, i havent heard any of such joke
Didn't we do dinosaur jokes on another thread ?
guitar will do in this one cabbage :)
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and you say I only hear what I want to:
I don't listen hard,
I don't pay attention to the distance that you're running
or to anyone, anywhere,
I don't understand if you really care,
I'm only hearing negative: no, no, no.
so I turned the radio on, I turned the radio up,
and this woman was singing my song:
the lover's in love, and the other's run away,
the lover is crying 'cause the other won't stay.
some of us hover when we weep for the other who was
dying since the day they were born.
well, this is not that:
I think that I'm throwing, but I'm thrown.
and I thought I'd live forever, but now I'm not so sure.
you try to tell me that I'm clever,
but that won't take me anyhow, or anywhere with you.
Did you hear about the one eyed Dinasour- he was called.........
Doyouthinkhesaurus.
Original little Johny of the joke was little T-Rex named Johnkasaur
You hum it, I will play it.
tnx brit :)
shall i just sing then for you guys? :P
cheers
atleast cryspy heard it for the 1st time :)
lol
i heard the second part of this adult joke for the first time :P
once told this joke to Arthur Negus, even he had trouble dating it.
This joke was engraved on the dinasour:
howoldisitsaurus.
Excellent! Good luck with that love.
Do you want me to supply the gin and tonics or the scented candles?
Moses carried this joke down from mount sinai on the lost 3rd tablet....
stay out of this. Victoria wants me to bare with her ..
Oi lol I am only 21 (ish) lol
They found this joke engraved on the skeleton of a dinosaur
LIS, a friendly reminder :P
a quick, short break
Victoria ...
that joke is older than me, timebandit, cabbage and legal_pad put together :O(
it funny back in 1992 when i first heard it.