Husbands for sale in NYC
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
dont wanna make this joke a discussion for homos and its ethics so the change
The wives shop shows that Men only think about 2 things "SEX" and "MONEY" and that's 99% true .. but i guess i'm from the remaining 1%
that was really funny ..
regarding the other joke as i heard it it was a giant monster Male and he said "if i catched u, I will F*** u"
but nice to be polite .. lol ..
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So what floor you seldom visit?
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
or the other life styles in the pent house?
The Red Pope of Qatar Living
A real fat man wanted to become thin
He saw a board in front of a shop saying, “loose 10 kgs in 30 min”
He is interested & checks it out… inside there is a beautiful naked female with a small notice board hanging around her neck saying, “Catch me if u can & do anything”
So this fat man runs runs runs after this female like there is no tomorrow but cant catch her. Checks his weight after 30 min… less by 10 kgs
After few days he again passes through the same shop and sees a new notice, “loose 20 kgs in 30 min”
He thinks how beautiful lady will be this time.
He runs inside and sees a fat pumpkin like lady with a hanging board, “If I catch u, will do anything with u”.
He runs again like hell
return them...ohh can't you just see the complaint department there..ouch..would hate to wait in que for that!!
You never really know how good the product is you bought until you take it home and use it for the first time lol.
just watch urself and be careful or else you will find your self on ebay set for auction :D
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