Humour - Part Deux

britexpat
By britexpat

Silly jokes only please people....................

Duck goes into the chemist's shop.
'A tube of lipsol please.'
'Certainly, that will be fifty pence.'
'Put it on my bill, please.'

By Pajju• 16 Dec 2008 10:49
Pajju

How do you stop a cold getting to your chest?

Tie a knot in your neck

By britexpat• 16 Dec 2008 10:46
britexpat

Now you're cooking...:)

I just came back from the pharmacist. I said "Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?:

He said, 'Why?'

I said, 'Because, She keeps waking up.'

By r7• 16 Dec 2008 10:45
Rating: 5/5
r7

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

Roamin' Catholic.

By r7• 16 Dec 2008 10:45
Rating: 5/5
r7

Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

By rayyz• 16 Dec 2008 10:13
Rating: 4/5
rayyz

This may not be as cheesy as above.

On his first wedding night, Harbhajan Singh, the Indian cricketer, asked his wife if she was a virgin. She quipped back saying, "Once a sardar always a sardar! Has a spinner ever bowled with a new ball?"

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