HOW WAS I BORN

CHOMOLONGMA
By CHOMOLONGMA

DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks, His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess 1 day you wld hav 2 find out anyway!"

"Well, I saw ur Mom & I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO. Then I set up a date via e-mail with ur mom & v met at a cyber-cafe. v sneaked into a secluded room, where ur mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, v discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."

"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'u've Got Male"

By CHOMOLONGMA• 29 Jun 2007 10:30
CHOMOLONGMA

U r so lucky.

By Scarlett• 28 Jun 2007 17:48
Scarlett

the age of computers...

By CHOMOLONGMA• 28 Jun 2007 15:55
CHOMOLONGMA

Thanx Bhim, thanx Shavonne

By shavonne clements• 27 Jun 2007 22:58
shavonne clements

manu, nice one. :)

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"Don't judge my brother, he's not a book"---melanism

By Apple• 27 Jun 2007 18:17
Apple

did i hear mangoe? i thought you like banana?:P

Good evening too!

By sentibhim• 27 Jun 2007 16:35
sentibhim

Nice topic

apple where are my mangoes ?

Good Evening to everybody

By Apple• 27 Jun 2007 16:10
Apple

that explains well, this boy must be a genius!

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