How innocent kids r
By ajnabi0707 •
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes
at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several
strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your
hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do
something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns
white." 
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" 
Just when the Bird flu epidemic had started and was in the news, my little son asked me "what would happen if people eat chicken during these time"? Without waiting for an answer he added; "probably, if we eat the affected chicken, we will be able to FLY too like a bird". No wonder during that day he had rehersed the word fly and flew in his class and immediately related it to FLU.
Good One....Check it out
A little boy wanted Rs.500 very badly and prayed for weeks, But
nothing happened.
Finally he decided to write a letter to GOD requesting the Rs. 500 .
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to " God ,
India ", they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of India
as a JOKE.
The Finance Minister was so amused, that he instructed his secretary
to send the little boy Rs.200.
The Finance Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money
to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.
The little boy was delighted with Rs.200, and decided to write a
thanking reply note to God, which read:
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"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I
noticed that you sent it through the Finance Ministry in New Delhi,
and those donkeys deducted Rs.300 as taxes!"
Worse things in life
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Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that
was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the
envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Mom:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad
and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings,
tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much
older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy
said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having
many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
hurt anyone.We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the
other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we
will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better.
She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you
can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son Jon
P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.
Hehehehehe exactly!!!!