How can we recognize the gender of Flies ?

sentibhim
By sentibhim

LOL

By ngourlay• 25 Mar 2009 10:55
ngourlay

Ask someone who studies flies and they will probably reply: "very easily". The only reason it's difficult is because it's uncommon.

By Acesup1234• 25 Mar 2009 09:01
Acesup1234

The actual answer to this question is- Nobody gives a sh*t! :)

Never forget the things that really do matter...

By om Maui• 25 Mar 2009 07:50
om Maui

... evidence that a braindead and breathing can still move his fingers and start a thread in QL....

By Rizks• 25 Mar 2009 07:30
Rating: 5/5
Rizks

Gender of Flies ...hmmmm

put a Condom on the table and see which fly comes first n sits on it - is the male fly.....:)

By gladiatorxx5• 25 Mar 2009 06:36
Rating: 5/5
gladiatorxx5

its actually very easy...to recognise a male fly,bring a female fly near it and observe the frustruations...but its hard to recognise a female first....am sorry my dear.

By britexpat• 24 Mar 2009 22:34
britexpat

There's an old joke that teh male flies will be by the beer cans and the female ones will be on the phone.

Lame, but worth trying. Should help you pass a few hours.

By grandkruizer• 24 Mar 2009 22:24
grandkruizer

Show the fly porn and observe...

By kinimoto• 24 Mar 2009 22:15
kinimoto

how about the taste?lol

By anonymous• 24 Mar 2009 22:05
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

Put a phone with a fancy handbag next to it (louis vitton or similar) at one end of the room and a tv showing football with four beers. The female flies will land on the phone and the male flies on the beer pointing towards the tv....

By thebestlotus• 24 Mar 2009 21:22
Rating: 5/5
thebestlotus

just look at one...if it comes near u again and again then its female...otherwise male.

or put one lipstick around...which one will come first would be female hehe..

By edifis• 24 Mar 2009 21:07
Rating: 4/5
edifis

Woman on top!

By zayd• 24 Mar 2009 20:41
zayd

the one with the penis is the male

By heero_yuy2• 24 Mar 2009 20:19
Rating: 2/5
heero_yuy2

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

By anonymous• 24 Mar 2009 19:59
anonymous

will be sat on the couch next to the remote control. The female fly will be in the kitchen near the sink lol

My thoughts are my own, but I doubt my Mum would agree with some of them.

By sentibhim• 24 Mar 2009 19:41
sentibhim

Yesterday i saw one fly in office,today they became pair

I want to know which one is bride and which one is groom ? LOL

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By anonymous• 24 Mar 2009 19:35
anonymous

I guess you can't breed them unless you're sure you have one of each gender!

By macgyver426• 24 Mar 2009 19:29
macgyver426

are you serious?

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy....Martin Luther King

By baldrick2dogs• 24 Mar 2009 19:09
baldrick2dogs

No, just What The F are you taking about?

By sentibhim• 24 Mar 2009 19:03
sentibhim

WTF = World Tallest Files ?????

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By baldrick2dogs• 24 Mar 2009 19:00
Rating: 4/5
baldrick2dogs

WTF?

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