House of Prostitution (re-edited by Starseed)
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business...."
"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.
** And as he steps through, he looks up and finds himself back in the parking lot and dies of an heart attack, seeing the sign:
** YOU'VE BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU SINNER!
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[** EDITED BY STARSEED - HANDS OFF HACKER! YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE]
yes, go back and read - I've added back the last 2 lines of the joke that some a**h*** removed earlier today...
Did i read anyone can edit other's posts etc..
Thats dangerous, QL need's to act on this.
knew I'd forgotten something... :)
It's crazy to talk about fairness these days...
Life is Beautiful...Indeed!
nothing is fair in war, love or business..
Who ever said live is fair
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
of all the persons nuns should b fair in business.
There's something wrong going on. I can even edit the post if I wanted to. Is that the case with all posts? Can anyone edit anyone's post? That would suck!
But that joke was really funny...and he got what he wanted...he wanted to get screwed and he DID! LOL
I bet you are innovating and its getting better.
I am looking ahead for what new u would add further..hmmmmm
Almost starseed, but then it says: YOU'VE BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU SINNER!
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
~ your thoughts create your reality ~
Jokes are best understood wen last para is read. ur post was missing - ""And as he steps through, he looks up and finds himself back in the parking lot""
How cud u understand it....
Any idea how do we Keep hackers away
go read again ... fyi I have edited the post (due to some a**h***, imbecile hackers), and added the punchline..
If you still can't understand the joke, then sorry 4 u
Datz exactly i am saying.
This would be a PJ or first half of a story which is unfolding.
DUMB POST.
yup, starseed, many times..
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I thought i missed something...i mean everyone found the joke so interesting and funny...and i didnt even understand the damn thing...i read it 3 times up and down...but to no luck...whats missing...ppl...
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" Live Life To The Fullest ! Enjoy Yourself "
And as he steps through, he looks up and finds himself back in the parking lot.
But someone has edited this.... anyone PMd Qatari yet?
star, with your permission...can i edit your posts?...j/k :P
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please add the end bit - you said u also have this joke - i deleted it off my system...
If I wasn't such a nice person I could totally mess with people :D
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
up to now, i can still see the view and edit (can edit every post if i want to) tab of the recent forum topic...reason why i don't create new forum topic, fear that some will just mess with it..
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~ your thoughts create your reality ~
Weird...does anyone else have the ability to Edit StarSeed's Post?
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
jauntie, i think its still the edit thingy...i did read the original post though...
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What's going on here!
In all fairness I probably would have gone in to. Just to see. :P
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
Alright. AM i missing something here...
where did the man go. Can any one tell me is the PART ONE of the story or is this a PJ...
A man got what he deserved and one way of the convents earning money lol.
thanks alot for recoganizing me....
You are not so innocent...I know you very well...
"I have a pair of eyes but I can't see U everyday...
I have a pair of ears but I can't hear U everytime....
But...
I have only one heart that remembers U everyseconds......"
nathan wats funny.....how poor he is ....want to have a fun but such nun make his fun....such an innocent person like me
Really funny...
"I have a pair of eyes but I can't see U everyday...
I have a pair of ears but I can't hear U everytime....
But...
I have only one heart that remembers U everyseconds......"
LOL!!! I just got this in my email this morning and was thinking of posting it on here... you beat me to it huh? :-p