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he is well versed in ****ology. May be he/she has master degree + scavenger award

someone open an window here, pleaseee

But then imagine if we substitute 'manure' in all of 'em 'violated' words...

...Naah. Too boring...bullmanure??

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

lol this is some good sh*t red pope about ql :P

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There are many reasons for war, but only few for peace.

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Americanism: Don't tread on my S**IT, just be ready for my S*IT!

The Pope in the Vatican: Holy Mother of S*ITS!

Baptist Church: Be baptized on this crapper!

The UN: everyone is full of S*IT!

QATAR LIVING: Everyone is living this S*IT!

LOL

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

Protestantism: Let Sh*t happen to someone else.

my hubby;

Buddhism: If Sh*t happens, it isn't really Sh*t

Hedonism: If you don't like the sh*t, don't bother with it.

Anarchism (is that even a word): do whatever sh*t.

"If you're going to believe in crap than you might as well be living in it"

Athiest #3 This is some old sh*t

"If you're going to believe in crap than you might as well be living in it"

•Taoism: Sh*t happens.

•Confucianism: Confucius say, " Sh*t happens."

•Buddhism: If Sh*t happens, it isn't really Sh*t.

•Zen Buddhism: Sh*t is, and is not.

•Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of Sh*t happening?

•Hinduism: This Sh*t has happened before.

•Islam: If Sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah.

•Islam #2: If Sh*t happens, kill the person responsible.

•Islam #3: If Sh*t happens, blame Israel.

•Catholicism: If Sh*t happens, you deserve it.

•Protestantism: Let Sh*t happen to someone else.

•Presbyterian: This Sh*t was bound to happen.

•Episcopalian: It's not so bad if Sh*t happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.

•Methodist: It's not so bad if Sh*t happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.

•Congregationalist: Sh*t that happens to one person is just as good as Sh*t that happens to another.

•Unitarian: Sh*t that happens to one person is just as bad as Sh*t that happens to another.

•Lutheran: If Sh*t happens, don't talk about it.

•Fundamentalism: If Sh*t happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)

•Fundamentalism #2: If Sh*t happens to a televangelist, it's okay.

•Fundamentalism #3: Sh*t must be born again.

•Judaism: Why does this Sh*t always happen to us?

•Calvinism: Sh*t happens because you don't work.

•Seventh Day Adventism: No Sh*t shall happen on Saturday.

•Creationism: God made all Sh*t.

•Secular Humanism: Sh*t evolves.

•Christian Science: When Sh*t happens, don't call a doctor - pray!

•Christian Science #2: Sh*t happening is all in your mind.

•Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this Sh*t.

•Quakers: Let us not fight over this Sh*t.

•Utopianism: This Sh*t does not stink.

•Darwinism: This Sh*t was once food.

•Capitalism: That's MY Sh*t.

•Communism: It's everybody's Sh*t.

•Feminism: Men are Sh*t.

•Chauvinism: We may be Sh*t, but you can't live without us...

•Commercialism: Let's package this Sh*t.

•Impressionism: From a distance, Sh*t looks like a garden.

•Idolism: Let's bronze this Sh*t.

•Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; Sh*t IS.

•Existentialism #2: What is Sh*t, anyway?

•Stoicism: This Sh*t is good for me.

•Hedonism: There is nothing like a good Sh*t happening!

•Mormonism: God sent us this Sh*t.

•Mormonism #2: This Sh*t is going to happen again.

•Wiccan: An it harm none, let Sh*t happen.

•Scientology: If Sh*t happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.

•Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock Knock Sh*t happens.

•Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our Sh*t?

•Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Sh*t has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.

•Moonies: Only really happy Sh*t happens.

•Hare Krishna: Sh*t happens, rama rama.

•Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this Sh*t!

•Zoroastrianism: Sh*t happens half on the time.

•Church of SubGenius: BoB Sh*ts.

•Practical: Deal with Sh*t one day at a time.

•Agnostic: Sh*t might have happened; then again, maybe not.

•Agnostic #2: Did someone Sh*t?

•Agnostic #3: What is this Sh*t?

•Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.

•Atheism: What Sh*t?

•Atheism #2: I can't believe this Sh*t!

•Nihilism: No Sh*t.

•And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Sh*t happens-one day at a time!

Huh?????? Overlook, what?????

Brit, good one. LOL, all those brackets and warnings for one tiny little word.

Put me down for stoicism, please :-]

Of course he is right! But until individuals grow up enough to start using their own brains, instead of believing information that is forced upon them, complying with the beliefs of their 'friends' for the sake of 'friendship', and believing everything that they are told by authority and the media, then this problem will never end.

no one has the courage to admit that what he said was right, it is right and i congratulate u

reading between the warnings I would say am agnostic ;)

You broke the rules so many times and you still here?

I think you had one too many today! You are going to get barred from QL for sure, pity I didn't get to read your comments though...

lol...too much violation in one post.. well done.. :D

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this must be the craziest post so fat in QL..

You really do need to watch what you say.

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What is this S * * T? LOL

I think you get the message on swearing?

LOL your broke the rule more the 10times in one thread ... ;-)

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