Hallelujah!!!! I've found the LIGHT!

adey
By adey

Orgasm worshippers fail to get their god recognised as official faith

Worshippers of the orgasm have been left disappointed after their god was not officially recognised.
Appeals judges in Sweden have banned the Church of the Madonna of the Orgasm from being given the same legal status as other faiths.
Self-appointed cardinal Carlos Bebeacua believes man should worship the orgasm as a symbol of a higher being.

"The orgasm is the ultimate feeling of lust," The Sun quoted him as saying.
"It shouldn't be limited to ejaculation. You can reach it through art or by looking at a landscape and thinking 'wow'," he said.

But the country's supreme administrative court rejected his plea for official recognition.
Judges feared the church's use of the word 'Madonna' in its name would "cause offence not only in the broad groups of the population that have Christian roots, but also in society as a whole" because it is generally understood to refer to the Virgin Mary.

http://www.dnaindia.com/lifestyle/report_orgasm-worshippers-fail-to-get-...

Damn! I will just have to practice my new faith in secret - no change there then!

By anonymous• 5 Sep 2010 10:03
anonymous

Never thought I'd turn to religion again.

wow.

By anonymous• 4 Sep 2010 18:12
anonymous

:p hi everyone

By anonymous• 4 Sep 2010 17:59
anonymous

it is cool ;P

By anonymous• 4 Sep 2010 17:46
anonymous

hey :P

By one_shot• 4 Sep 2010 16:44
one_shot

nice clarification

By anonymous• 4 Sep 2010 16:30
anonymous

brit I was just thinking :(

By britexpat• 4 Sep 2010 16:27
britexpat

Hold on... Hold on.. You perverts..

This religion is not about sexual gratification..

"The orgasm is the ultimate feeling of lust. It shouldn't be limited to ejaculation. You can reach it through art or by looking at a landscape and thinking 'wow'," ....

This often happens to me when I see a pair of tall hills with a stream winding its way down their gorge.. I think to myself - "WOW" ..

By drmana• 4 Sep 2010 16:25
drmana

Well why not? people already kill for it...so it should qualify

:-(

By Dracula• 4 Sep 2010 16:23
Dracula

Oh ........ Oh GOD.............. OH MY GOD!!

By adey• 4 Sep 2010 15:43
Rating: 2/5
adey

No. But next prayer meeting is in the Ramada car park on thursday night NB, bring tissues.

By anonymous• 4 Sep 2010 15:39
anonymous

Oh My God........ Oh My GOD.............. OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.... oh my God

By epicurean• 4 Sep 2010 15:37
epicurean

Hahahaha!!!

By britexpat• 4 Sep 2010 15:36
britexpat

Do the have any links to The fallen Madonna with the big boobies ???

By baldrick2dogs• 4 Sep 2010 15:34
baldrick2dogs

Given the number of people who call to their god during climax, you'd think it was only fair ;o)

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