Great classified Ads
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
(posted by both men and women)
Any you want to share ?...
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
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cuuahahahaha!
wedding dress for sale,worn once for mistake..is the funniest.
nice try BG... lol! :P
the wedding dress is the best
TB - I think Ive just done a rib mate - nice one!!
Complete Set
Recently married, no longer needed as wife knows everything.
lol, that person is occupying 4 jobs, so it is a great ad :)
ROFL TB !
lol peter mulan :D
Blank Stare at petermulan. I don't think you quite understood the nature of this thread did you?
1.Dinner Special — Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
2.For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
3.Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
4.Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
5.Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory
Turkey - For Sale
partially eaten, only 8 days old
both drumsticks still intact $23