geography of women and men
GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half-discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 33, a woman is like Canada, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 33 and 43, a woman is like India; very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 43 and 50, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 51 and 59, a woman is like Great Britain,with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 60 and 65, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.
Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now unpatrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. A mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like America - ruled by a d!ck.
Ok so i'm Canada at the moment ( not happy!) can't wait to be India though !LOL!!!!
Oh and the man SO TRUE!!!!
love it, good one!
At 14years his instinct(inborn quality of URGE)will start functioning, He will be looking at women passed across their legs irespective of age and start dreaming though he can't see any thing,
at age of 19 to 45 his urge will raise from his knees to his waist and will start experiencing thrills of his life,
at age of 46 to 55 he will try to satisfy his urge from others and will start looking at his neighbours for an opportunity to make best use of it if possible because his partner is always worried about grown up children around,
after 56 to 65 his urge in his pipe starts getting drained up and will slowly start pumping out some powder as all liquid got dried up and only little powder sprays out,
at age 65 to 75 only a kind of sound will be blowing as the pipe is drained out and only air comes out as whistle,
at age of 75+ he has to satisfy only by his mouth by simply telling his past experiences and gets his thrist quenched be cause he cant do any thing more than this.
Really?...:))sounds great!
.....is like India; very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
'Wish I have that "confidence" :-P
and, like gypsy and Canada, the Great Britain one seems to fit me!!!
;)
everyone agrees that. still y do people like gorge get there?
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not sure, but i think it's fair to say you won't be ruled by your george anymore.
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80 for a man then? Just wanna know...I may not live till then.
loooooooool thats not fair :D
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nice one mate...
hahahahahahaha
no worries Gypso he is same as you canadian
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"Between 23 and 33, a woman is like Canada, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash."
Hey. I resemble that remark. >:(
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco