rectum???wud b a tuf job fr drac to reach thr :P..once thr then can approach liver,spleen,gall bladder, pancrease,stomach n out via oral cavity..welcome bak.
rye, apply for membership during the week and you should be ok.
and the reason for not getting in last night is due to them putting up signs around 9pm saying couples only so best to get there before then......which i usually do but was drinking elsewhere beforehand.
Because thats where the bigger and "juicier" veins are, guess. plus its an easy target area Animals used to bite the neck.
Actually Vampires didn't start biting the neck until Count Dracula started the fad. Before him the bosom was the favored site.
...Well in twilight, the venom goes into your system and it supposedly hurts more than anything. it turns you into a vampire and the process takes about 3 days of excruciating pain. But no one likes...
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Poor creatures! Draculas in Lebanon! Always thirsty! Everything is so artificial. Even the blood is artificial!
lol and he had to pay her before the bite..
I remember watching that movie, Dracula in Lebanon :P
Dracula sank his fangs deep in the fleshy part of tat woman and sucked with all his might! But all he found was sillicone and no blood.
After that Drac vowed that for the next 500 years he will only bite the neck!
becareful mr.m ..dracs stopped attackin the fleshy parts aftr one of them found his teeth badly stuck in prosthesis..so never target em..
Could you be more specific.....For example which parts?
dracula start biting no neck but only he knows where he ends!!!
If i were dracula,i would definately go for the "fleshier,attractive parts"!
looks if some of his abdominal contents r herniated into his thorax thts y sternum looks thrusted out..
haha rye, i also called him an egyptian carnt so that didn't help my cause either.
edfis - if that bouncer said or did anything to me i would just say thank you.
yeah man i will get that membership some other time.
that clueless Egyptian clown was like: Ser Sursday only coplez or ladies, with has fat friend next to him acknowledging his statements.
This bouncer had a big thorax and sternum!
whr r the bossoms?
Who shooed away Flan
Carry on...even naughty thoughts would be considered haram after few days. Have fun till then :-)
tHe-sMasHer said
edifis can u name some of the othr attractive/fleshy parts of a woman?
rectum???wud b a tuf job fr drac to reach thr :P..once thr then can approach liver,spleen,gall bladder, pancrease,stomach n out via oral cavity..welcome bak.
Drac the Bouncer was
Height: 6 feet 7 inches
Weight: 300 Lbs
Depth: 2 feet.
Pics coming up!
rye, apply for membership during the week and you should be ok.
and the reason for not getting in last night is due to them putting up signs around 9pm saying couples only so best to get there before then......which i usually do but was drinking elsewhere beforehand.
P H O T O S!
sounds drac is a keen student...lookin fr too much knowledge..ma gosh height,weight,dept,consistency,temperature,skin texture....
Oh I forgot to mention rectum!
all good guys, i got in eventually so had the usual friday morning hangover.
gave the bouncer the one finger salute on the way out as he didn't realize i was inside.
Yes smasher....sternum, Thorax, antennae and abdomen I think....Am I correct?
and post some pictures too, with detailed explanations
-height
-weight
-deep...
edifis can u name some of the othr attractive/fleshy parts of a woman?
lol me too they did not let me in! I was not even aloud to make membership card because i am single :)
Because the Bouncer on duty didn't like Aussie sausages!
flan you were not allowed in Irish???
How can that religious institution do it to it's head priest :P
why didn't the bouncer let me into irish last night?
Soniya/Drac, if you have a really difficult Question Ask here.
OMG...ROFL...
Good answer Drac! You win a candy.
Because thats where the bigger and "juicier" veins are, guess. plus its an easy target area Animals used to bite the neck.
Actually Vampires didn't start biting the neck until Count Dracula started the fad. Before him the bosom was the favored site.
...Well in twilight, the venom goes into your system and it supposedly hurts more than anything. it turns you into a vampire and the process takes about 3 days of excruciating pain. But no one likes...