Fixing Overweight
By KellysHeroes •
A six-year-old walks into the kitchen where his Mom is cooking and says, "Mom, the last few nights I woke up to this thumping noise coming out of your bedroom and when I look to see what it is, you're sitting on top of Dad and bouncing up and down. Why are you doing that?"
The startled mother tries to recover quickly and says, "Your Dad is a little overweight and I'm trying to get him back to normal size. I bounce on him to get all the air out of him."
The kid shakes his head and says, "You're wasting your time. When you go to work, the lady next door comes over and blows him right back up again."
Hassan...........nice one mate............shame about the Arsenal thing though..............but nobodys perfect I suppose
Scar......could be..........and I suppose thats were we got the phrase "my Pole" from...........
Talking about woody things. Yesterday I was doing a small research about gay thread that was closed later.
Anyhow. It is about Timeline of LGBT history.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_LGBT_history
Interesting to read.
lol owen
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
funny evil..such as an evil grin...but in a good way, of course...
bees...and here we thought all that buzzing was from something else...
is there such a thing (?) as funny evil?...
[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
mwahaha, reminds me of this gem
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed to have $ex.
"What's that" he asked.
She explained to him what $ex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the
trunk of a tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs. "Here," she said, pointing to her *****, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the *****. Jane rolled around in agony.
Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"
"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan.
is that how the term "woody" came into being?? too many spliinters?
never a funny evil..however...I WILL gladly accept the title...
Ms Funny Evil Scarlett..
You know in my day we had no such problems, as the peom says
In days of Old,
when Knights were Bold,
and women werent invented
They bored holes
in wooden poles
and stayed competely contented
but those damn splinters were painful............
I have to confess. Yes. Office mates think am getting crazy or haunted by a funny evil :D
but it TRUE...isn't it?
LOL scarlett LOLLLLLLLLL
tholly owen :)
BOTH..but at different times..
triple ooopss with KH's comment...*scrams*
[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
did she blow or deflate?
Sorry. I did not mention before that this thread is addressed to males. Females were not expected to read such classified info.
I read another version where the kid describes exactly how the lady next door blows his daddy up....
tsk tsk...
LMAO! Kids are just too cute!
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
The best is join us in corniche on sat/friday if want to loose weight
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
big trouble........
[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
oooops ....