Famous last words
By getinandstayin •
With the sad, yet not totally suprising, demise of the crocodile hunter, i began to think what may have been his last words... "ooooh. a stingray. watch this!"?
I know its morbid, but i was thinking of some notable last words... maybe you can think of some.
"what car?"
"oh dont worry, ive done this thousands of times before"
"here boy! nice doggy."
"now that you mention it, yea you have put on some weight honey."
"Are you sure that you turned the power off?"
"When i give you the word, start the engine."
"Can you smell gas?"
"what's this button do?"
"I wonder where the mother is?"
"This shawarma tastes funny"
:)
"I do"
har har har!
"Welcome to your practical test for a Qatari driving license."
"And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about--- beeeeeeeep..."
"Crikey! That's a pretty sting ray."
Allah Wakba!!
Controversial?
"Just sit back and relax, this won't hurt a bit."
" Whats that smell"
"hello, is the nervous psychotic knife throwers help group?"
"sure, i can juggle daggers! see?"
"why is that cage unlocked?"
" I hate flying"
"Just throw me that meat cleaver, would you?"
"what parachute?!"
"Should of worn that safety hat"
"did he say cut the red or blue wire?"
"Whats that ticking noise?"
Oh S#@T
"yellow snow! YUM!"
"would you like fries with that?"
"Oooh thats good"