Driving in Qatar: The Alternative Perspective
I’ve been living in this country for a while now and I’ve had enough with the constant whining about the driving. I mean, don’t you people get tired of preaching after a while? Instead of being a cry-baby, if each one of you chose to observe the roads, like I did, you’d all realise that there is a proper system in place that works for everyone. I urge you all to stop trying to convert our roads into some utopian Motorway from the West, as it is never going to happen; these pointers should help you in coming to terms with the local reality:
- When I’m on the phone while driving, I’m doing two things at the same time. I have to do this as, unlike you, I am a real busy person with real important things to do. Just because you don’t have the skills to do something doesn’t mean that I shouldn’t do it. I have complete confidence in my abilities and I even send text messages when I have to. Now, while I’m at it, it’s completely natural that I may slow down a bit or swerve slightly into another lane. You don’t have to be a Drama Queen and throw a tantrum about that; I know what I’m doing and I don’t need some fool honking at me. Spare me your aggressive behaviour and learn to RESPECT others.
- If I’m on the outside lane while approaching a Roundabout and decide to do a U-turn, I will turn on my indicator. This is a cue for all you dimwits on the inside and middle lanes to stop your vehicles and let me execute my manoeuvre. Let’s all just stick to this PRACTICAL rule and avoid accidents OK? If my Indicator isn’t turned on for some reason, it is an opportunity for your power of INTUITION to exercise itself.
- Unlike you morons, I live an action packed life. I make quick and important decisions everyday. This means – surprise – my plans change all the time. Suppose, I’m about to turn into The Ramada and realise at the last minute that I have left behind my iPhone (two months old, Faux Diamond encrusted; call: 1255 4466 if you’re interested) at the Costa Coffee in the City Centre, it is very natural that I will have to charge across four lanes to complete a U-turn. Now, I’ve rolled down my window and I have my arms stretched out signalling at you bumbling idiots to slow down; precisely which part of this instruction do you not understand, huh? When I’m executing such a difficult manoeuvre, under extreme stress due to my missing iPhone, the last thing I need is a cacophony of blaring horns, screeching tires, flashing headlights, and dirty looks. Ever heard about being CONSIDERATE? A poor man is in obvious distress and all you lot are worried about are some stupid rules? We live in what is called, a Society; other people have feeling too, you know?
- So, I double-parked my car and you had to wait for fifteen minutes, while I popped in for a quick shave. Big deal; get over it! It’s not like you are James Bond with three minutes to save the world and I got in your way. I double-parked, as there was no parking available. Would you rather have me waste my precious time trying to find non-existing parking? When will you twats learn to RELAX?
- Speed Cameras have been fixed in their places all over the city for a long time now. We all know where they are placed and it’s not like these cameras walk up and down all the time; they are stationary, as in they do not move, ever. So, why on earth can’t you nincompoops drive a bit faster when we are miles away from any Camera? I ask you, “If a tree fell in the forest and no one was around to hear it fall, did it make a sound?” THINK people, use your intelligence.
The reality is that all the crap you learned at that Driving School is to ensure that you passed that stupid test and not so that you can be a nuisance on the roads. Everyone needs to be practical about things and be flexible in your approach to life. Life is not just about following rules; it’s about getting things done efficiently. I really hope that you moaners change your ways and make a sincere effort to fit in.
Caveat: Before any of you decide to get your Chuddies in a twist, please be aware that this post should be filed under Humour. Here’s a big Smiley to prove it :-D
He always gave a picture from the otherside..
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I think the biggest problem with people out here in the middle-east (at least out here in Dubai) is that they rarely use their indicators when changing lanes. when I drive in Dubai, I always have to think for the cars in front of me, is he gonna change lanes? Is he gonna check his blind spot? Dont they teach that in driving schools out here? People dont even check their blind spots!
And yes, talking on the phone and driving can be distractive. Thats a fact. I am not saying never talk on the phone while you are behind the wheel, but do you really have to talk to your wife/gf for two hours while driving??!?!?
Do you drive a Mercedes car? Your car most have all those German innovations and safety features?
Very nice and progressive move, Just remember that is not the car, but the driver....
oh hell, I might as well start calling those no-drivers in Doha streets, Smelly Indian Coolies, Smelly Qatari coolies, Smelly Bangladesh Coolies, or just simply Smelly AS#H&oles coolies!
"I call upon you all, political forces, citizens, to start a new phase which is called 'Lebanon and the Lebanese people', in which we are committed to the national project, with a civilized mindset."
Lebanese President Michel Sleiman
you're the man!
Mr. Paul:
Good Question. Me and my mates were shopping for Three Litre Bottles of Pepsi at the Megamart and the kind Philipino girl there slid me a Raffle Coupon; she even filled it for me, bless her soul. Well, these days I'm setting the hood ablaze in a Mercedez, innit? People have even started calling me Mr. Smelly; I know how you feel now:-D
join 'em"
It's true, some signs are placed on a wrong place. They should have put 80 on a 60 road. 100 on 80 signs and so on... lolz
You are a smelly Indian coolie, therefore you are a lowly worker, therefore poorly paid, therefore you get taken to yer labour camp free in the back of a Dana truck.....So why have yer got a licence and why are yer driving ? :D
Just a thought....... :P
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I'm have been here only month, and the driving in this country could use a little refinement. When I'm driving down the road in this country I see plenty of people that should not be driving. For example, you never pull out in front of another driver. By pulling out in front of another driver you could cause an acident and perchaps multiple collisions.
One more things my fellow country men this not the grand prix, and there is a posted speed limit that all of us should follow. I'm still on my soap box people need to utilize there turning singles, and just maybe you things will get a lot better. I think defensive driving strategies should taught to avoid accidents. If you need a definition about defensive driving please feel free to send me a message. I will gladly explain to you.
Mr. Kodak_7.0
trainees so they are aware of it before hitting the road.
cheers
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i liked the words put in bold.....
keep it coming......
cheers
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Guys,
It's good to see that some of you enjoyed my write-up.
Anytime Tigasin, anytime:)
That was brilliant!
You are exactly right. I am ashamed that I was too stupid to understand all this until you patiently explained it to me.
Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about
Hopefully one of the lampposts might never fall down on a car on the Al Waab Street - this means your State of Earth will be instantly removed to the State of Heaven - but honestly do we all want to go with you????
Love it.
the idiot was a RICHARD CRANIUM
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im sorry but the word dh is not swearing and any anybody who nearly runs you over is a dh
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and thanks to the just young arab (Moderator - no swearing) who was overtaking outside villagio main entrance in his toyta "Camel Crusier" nearly running me and my 4yr old son over , its turds like that i hate , no brains at all
it boils down into this simple thing. . . . . . . YOU SHOULD NOT BE AT A PLACE OR SITUATION THAT YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO OR SHOULD NOT BE THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. RESPECT IS THE ONLY NAME OF THE GAME
smelly dude, now I am ur biggest fan!
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Hilarious post..I like the warning on the bottom just incase some people took it as serious advice...
I agree with everything you said :)
.DRIVING IN QATAR IT'S LIKE DRIVING IN ITALY...
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Great Comment to the Traffic in Doha and it explains it all.
Driving in Qatar is like M & M. Drive like Maniacs and then act like Morons! More to the drama, all traffic signs like no u turn, no entry are purely for decorative purposes only. Drive as you like seems to be the rule here!
post..its thought provoking and humor filled....
was i one of the moron at ramda junction who honked at you when you forgot ur i-phone.???.;)
Since u were considering a name change i think u shud change it to Smiley Indian Coolie
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literally......
hahahahahaha hats off to the evasive manoeuvres :D
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Smelly, very well said.
On the way from the Mall to LULU, I have seen a Land Cruiserist driving in the middle of two lanes and was reading some important files. What a 'Dedicated to work' person he must be!!!! I think he can't afford to waste the time of driving. And secondly, he has to complete his work this way as all his sub-ordinates simply busy on the Qatar Living the whole day...lol...
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i like your observation as usual smelly..
Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.
what to say about some lunatics on the road????
Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.
on my way to a school in Wakra, about less than the 300 meters to the roundabout and I have to go left while this crazy maniac riding a land cruiser is flashing. I give him a signal that I'm going left so i have to be there and the place is full with cars, so to where should i go?
He was completely an idiot and start honking the horn and flashing and I was like, man ... it would never change and nothing can stop this craziness ... in the roundabout he over take me and jump in front of me, so proud of himself and hit the brakes and was looking in his side mirror so i decided not even to look at his ugly face and look to the other side ...
So he continue and he was going straight !!! I was really like, it is your lucky day that you did not try to go out as I'm really pissed of and see nothing but darkness in front of me and don't care if i would be sent home because of his stupidity ...
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)