Dracula and Gica, please report CID at once.
A pregnant woman has filed paternity claims against six separate inmates of a Romanian prison.
Mum-to-be Raluca Dionescu from Iasi says any one of the convicts she met while working part-time at the jail could be the father.
The prisoners - aged between 24 and 35 - will have to submit to blood and DNA tests.
Dionescu, who was employed as a cleaner at the prison near Iasi, admitted she had enjoyed steamy sessions with the inmates in the prison's laundry room.
She said: "I couldn't resist some of the men. I didn't think of them as criminals or the crimes that they committed.
latest news!
oh if the baby turned out to be an Edward Cullen look alike...all the ladies will swoon!
Actually its terrible news if Drac is the culprit...
Another vampire on the way :(
"lady in question has worked with a police artist"
BINGO!
The artist-policeman is the father!
Case buried! :P
i knew it was dracula...
he did it! he did it! and he will do it again! :P
you can get that monkey tattoo now drac...prisoner's initiation lol
Such a B-liar!
I never spend money for plane tickets!
Do you know why?
BECAUSE I CAN FLY!
ROFLMAO
Brit that one may do the trick...
Due to the forthcoming court case i cannot say much. However, the lady in question has worked with a police artist to come up with a likeness of the culprit...
I rest my case !
HIGH Again? *smack smack smack*
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I hope I'll remember tomorrow, after the hangover... :)
Gica...you took the picture...atleast you know the truth ;)
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....its too late now :(
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Khattak: the TRUTH will set you free! Let it flow, tell us what you did...
more "bang" than a gang band, hihi..go on guys, have fun!!
Bang, Bang, Bloody Mary!
Khattak we should have kept our mouth sealed :))
....so em in the new list now ... *smack*
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I was not drunk as usual...usual I'm on Jack Daniel's... Just some Bloody Mary:I'm celebrating with Drac!
There were SIX on claim..and here we talk ab 3 of them..so, who did it twice (lets' say...hehe)??
Hmmmm, was it disguised?! Ooops,in this case, Drac' you're smell is gooood!
4)Kattak (from where he got the photo?)
5) DaRuDe (how he knew about britex?)
6)sandeepkadian (" was it a gang bang"?)
ok, case closed!
uhhhh...
ok, Gica...let's tell the true now!
....On the Court Hearing...Drac couldn't make it (for obvious reason), Gica was Drunk (as usual), the picture presented to the Jury was showing only Brit's Pink thong from behind....so the Qatari Judge acquitted Mr. Britexpat for lack of evidence.
Justice was being DONE and they happily lived after.....
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Gica...keep silence mate!
I smell something wrong here! :)
OMG was it a gang bang???
Check here:
just a question
for how long did you guys torture that poor soul?
How quickly it spreads this type of news, saw it in The Star, Ananova or New York Times...seems also the journalists have some kinky desires:-(
Not only the guardians there...Still, was about a "Maximum Security Penitentiary", how come the "steamy sessions" were ignored?:-(
Anyway, back to the rhythm..Guys!
You'll be soon rehabilitated...cause you're irresistible..
She said: "I couldn't resist SOME of the men..."
I have no doubt then!
I have requested the case to be heard in Qatar.
My lawyer Sheikh Rattle N Roll assures me that justice will prevail...
Drac will not be approaching the laundry till this case is settled, will not want to be clicked near the crime scene ;)
your coffin stinks you havent washed it for centuries. better send it to laundry. oh plus you will need the pest spray too.
put me in my coffin and switch on the speaker
Gica & Drac.....they need you in the witness box to testify.....
But WAIT
How would Drac come along...court hearing would in Broad DayLight .... *smack*
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I was hiding, I was afraid...But time solve it all! Yes, Brit is the guilty one!
I told you Brit, I was too drunk to remember but for sure I was in an hospital: my guardians were blonds with white coats...
I am in Bora Bora at present and have hired a local lawyer to clear my name..
Don't you people realise that the caped one has hypnotized you into beleiving him ???
....They've Got Him!!!
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and biting!
Before stoning, get ready to face the wife, could be more frightening..
....so the mystery has finally been solved...Me Think ;)
Brit....get ready for stoning :D
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damn , I hate those brits..
First liar Bram Stoker and now...his reincarnation...:)
Khattak you will remembered as QL's Sherlock Holmes from now on...
God bless you Khattak!
i am innocent!
...well, the pink thong is visible even from this cell cam shot....its BRIT....Drac is the eye witness standing behind apart from GICA who took this picture from his mobile.
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GOODLUCK TO HER
I will leave it to the intelligent peoples of the QL community to decide... I believe the CCTV image is beyond proof..
Do the honourable thing and admit it ...
IT WAS SOLVED!
Check the T-Shirt!Methinks...
You will go bankrupt girl if you pay for all my drinks...
Anyway Happy Birthday again, Hope you had a good day.
Don't hijack the thread now, there is a mystery to be solved...
ok sandeep, since its my bd, drink all u can....lol....
I am not sure...
It's a RED or PINK T-shirt? :P
jervis LMAO..
balasang maybe we share the love of beer, thats the only relation..
I just got this from the prison CCTV ................
Case closed methinks..
oh really sandeep, so u r related to GC ha...now i know....
balasang_nakpay Take my childhood pic off please :(
if the baby doesnt like mother's milk.....
is GC the father????
So all of you were in Romania at the same time, the plot thickens..
britexpat said on "SHARE YOUR SECRET" thread:
"I saw Drac and Gina Contra in Romania last month .... :("
Sat, 10/10/2009 - 5:22pm
lol sandeep!!! well we have to wait and see ;)
wacky I hope it doesn't come out tattooed, Doctors will have a tough time explaining that one....
if the baby came out wearing a red shirt...for sure it's gica
if the baby came out wearing a pink thong...brit's spawn
if the baby came out with fangs...drac's offspring
if the baby came out wearing a red shirt, a pink thong and with fangs...how on earth did you guys do that???
hehehe!
you see?
seeeee?
he looks like britex!
Wasn't meeeeeeeeeeeee! Was another guy, dress like me, walk, talk and act like me but not quite me! :)
ahhhh...men...they still try to cover their asses at times like this...lol :P
Don't pull that one... The distance was too long after your "exersions" in Romania and the checkin girl clearly remembers a passenger with a cape and carrying newly washed bed sheets and pillow cases..
"Adda ti adal na, ngem awan ti sursuro na."
That false birth certificate trick won't work..
Be a man and Admit it all....
By the way, I checked Tarom passenger list ... There is a Count Alucard listed as one of the passengers on a flight last month.
Wasn't me, believe me! She said "...aged between 24 and 35..." so...I'm freeeeee! I'm 36...
If she was working in a Emergency Hospital...OK, I can accept. I stayed there for a while treating my broken hand...What happened:first day, coming home in the middle of the night, calm, normal..and somebody stepped on my hand!
I amnot surprised at all !! bloody perverts..lol
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I KNEW IT!
I KNEW IT!
I KNEW IT!
I didn't do it! And I will not do it again!
[scratchin' forehead mode]
Britex..Gica..i need help!:(
Three idiotic men and a baby :O(
if it likes pink colour and sucking blood getting drunk then who???
Dracula giving blood for the tests.
That will be refreshing, you giving blood for a change....
ok!
i have an idea: PATERNITY TEST
1) If the new born is trying to cover his mother boobs with pink bras>>>> Britex is the father;
2) If the new born doesnt like mother's milk and starts spotting the neck>>> I am the father;
3)If the new born is drunk >>>>Gica Contra is the father!
Paternety suits and maintenance payments - that's why..
stop it now
lame excuses
they found a piece of pink material and bite marks on her ankle too.
Gica Contra arrived in Qatar 1 day ago from Romania! And there's some rumors regarding him about pregnancy and a baby...
Stop pointing me!
I did not left Qatar in the last 9 months :P
A gentleman never tells ...
It was that damn bat who is to blame.. i only wanted to help her .. :O(
Source:
- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)
part of this.
it was that one woman you guys were after.
damn you guys