Down Memory Lane
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first
time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you'
'Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'
'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and
we can do it for old time's sake?'
'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.
I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows
them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other
for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting, on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the
old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'
Shaking the old man is barely able to reply,
'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.
you are very naughty :))
very nice one. keep enriching us and thank you for your posts
That was really ... Oh god ... thank you and Kelly for the nice jokes ...
here's another wee joke this time sent to me by my niece! gawd help us all lol
Even if you didn't grow up Catholic, you should probably appreciate this one......
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how
important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, My son is a priest when he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Grace."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my Son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people
say ''Your Eminence.''
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first
three women give her this subtle "Well. ?"
She replies, "My son is a gorgeous 6'2" hard bodied, well
hung, male stripper.
Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God..."
I'm trying to think of more, but soon I shall be accused of scraping the barrel!
crazy electrifying stunt..couldn't imagine..lol
i think that electric fence story was a warning to all.. hehe
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Cant stop laughing....ROFL
nice one juantie and thread is all yours.
Here is a short one.
two male friends men who are very very old were having some tea in a coffeeshop when a gorgeous girl passed by.
One of them looked at the girl and asked his friend "do you remember loooooooong time ago when we were chasing girl?"
the other guy took a couple of minutes thinking then replied "yes sure I remember, but what for we were chasing them?"
THANK GOD I still remember what for :)
but it IS related to Down Memory Lane and WAS just sent to my by my 74 year old sister!!!!
Here goes ....
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody.
lol ... thank you for making me laughing today ... jst like Jauntie's thread.
Seems that juantie is making sure your pants are wet and am contributing to make eyes and cheeks wet.
Have been wondering, if they like the scenario and wanted to do it inside the bath tub filled with warm water and having the hair dryer plugged and dipped:)
Oldies guess they tried later at home :D
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nice one!
omg have to wipe my eyes from tears. Great one mate!
May the roof above us never fall in, and may the friends below never fall out!
That should have been really a shocking memory to them now :)
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LOL
Keep Going.....