The Donkey and the Farmer...
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up.
Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
Live simply and appreciate what you have.
Give more.
Expect less
NOW ............
Enough of that crap . . . The donkey later came back and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.
MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
I'm tired of the Zoo collection that DARUDE has. Doha Zoo is closing its doors because Darude has a better Private Zoo.
I rather stick to a nice beaver I met last night.
Unique Specimen!
and NO darude ,No traps or luring my Beaver!
GO back to your Zoo and keep that Crazy Donkey I gave you.
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds..
ahh so you like the mexican style. That explains your fascination with Donkeys and Pope's maid girl.
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guess you havenot seen the torture movies from mexico why the hell those sick use a long stick brush with nails in it.
ah u are not from states then :/
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why brush with nails?? Don't tell me it was for the pope??
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she was in pain for watchin what ah watchin me and Red operating on a sinful soul(other female)inside the booth yea i got a brush with nails in it LOLZ
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Poor girl was telling me, see she was moaning in pain and suffering from what she saw.
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how come you know that.
hmm guys you like to watch us both alot han doing funny stuff :/
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You were in the wrong side- you were with Pope and the girl was watching you two. You wanted left side- not right.
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a sweet hot innocent well shape girl comes to his booth poor Red pope is packed in that wooden booth cant even look at them just listening to them. while i am havin fun out side with the females. i dont have to confess anything. and in last Red Pope asks the female why are you moaning and the female answers i find ur booth very amazing i like to visit you every time :D
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Jauntie doesn't want any of your little needle gun. you keep that away especially from the ladies you chase at the corniche. Run hurry quick to Pope's confession He will find a good use for your little gun.
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i know how to get them :D just shoot them with that needle gun first :D
hmm why dont i try that first on Jauntie shoot her first :/
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Bear will be much to big and strong for you, try fox.
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next is bear Jasskat now where am i going to find that in doha hmmm hmm guess i need to go to States for that or canada and find that big brown bear or canada for the polar bear. now let me study them who got the best taste :D
Monkey business hmm Jauntie hmm tell me more what will you do with those silly monkeys
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The day I get up to any 'monkey business' you will be the first to hear about it, I promise :D
I remembered that old Ostrich joke, and thought of you :P
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Hi Jass! good morning
Why are you picking on poor animals? Donkey, tiger, cat, ostrich, what is next? Better not get near the orix- those horns might get you somewhere sensitive.
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damn how come you know that ah wait i get it. its you far sittin up on a palm tree with a monkey and i was thinking why the hell is that monkey on top of the tree screamin oh the shining glass was your cam lens and u were makin my movie. but honestly tell me what were yo doin to that monky he was kinda very much exciting when i heard his screamin hmmm guess u need to explain that too Jauntie :/
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raucous jokes and beastiality humor...can't leave you kiddos alone for long, can I?
So much for Equal Opportunity and Civil Rights Commission for Animals..
LOL
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds..
One evening, after spending a few days camping out near the dunes with their donkey, Red Pope and DaRuDe were getting pretty frustrated. The donkey, which had been well ridden, was exhausted and lay on the sand refusing to get up and do his duty.
RP and Da were miserable.
All of a sudden they saw an Ostrich appear over the dune. It was just wandering about. They both had the same thought. To save any arguments they tossed a coin to see which of them would have the Ostrich that night.
Da won, and off he went to sneak up on the Ostrich. He tip toed up behind it and grabbed hold of it's tail feathers with both hands, launching himself into position for some fun.
The last RP saw of him was astride the Ostrich disappearing over the top of the dune.
Da was gone for AGES and RP was just beginning to wonder if he should go and search for him when Da appeared back over the dune.
Da staggered down the sand to RP. RP took one look at Da and was appalled at what he saw. Da's clothes were all rags and he was covered in sh1t and feathers.
"What on earth happened?" said RP
Da said "well, I was doing OK until I got out of step with it"
(hee hee I just love the picture that conjures up!)
Red-pope your donkey stories are absolute cracker!
so that explains all the bite marks. Into that kind of thing? PLeasure from pain?? Thats why I heard a wolf howling in the night...
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wolf likes to bite and bite badly gettin the two teeth deep in flesh not or never lick :)
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Give poor pope back his donkey, see how sad he is? drinking away his pain.
MAybe he will loan you the maid- wolfs like to lick right?
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What makes you think of that?
Loneliness? Sorrow? Hormones?
Ohh hell!
Dammed Woman calling aqt 12 am?
Know what?
I'll be back!
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds..
you are now on parrots (Mrs.) damn just one stroke of urs and they will die wont bear the pain maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan LOL
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Hell yes and you?
I had dinner at Palomas.
It was a good night too many PARROTS! ']]
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds..
you drunk again??
or gone nutz coz of missin the donkey.
no problem i have given an ad in news paper. Lost Donkey the one who finds it will get a reward a maid :D
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Bozo's Big Beautiful Ass
There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey.
"Anywhere I go, she goes."
"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.
''Great!'' replied Bozo. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks.
''One thousand dollars for the food.''
''But I haven't touched the food."
''It was right there, so you should have. Two thousand dollars for the TV."
''But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!''
''It was there, so you should have. Five thousand for sleeping on the bed."
''But I slept on the floor!''
''It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars."
''You owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey.''
''But sir, I didn't screw your donkey.''
''It was there. You should have!''
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds..
Bishop And The Ass
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS. The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.
The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go. Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds..
where the hell this donkey came from now?? how many donkey you got man damn u really that Vatican cardinal :/
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So,
What happen to Darude The Donkey rider??
Both Darude and Red_Pope went downtown for a couple of drinks.
Leaving THE DONKEY in charge guarding our sheep's of QL at night!
Enjoy
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds..
they can be more effective than a guard dog for sheep and goats..We use the dogs to herd the animals but if they are out in the pastures, then the donkeys protect them.
MMM...that is a new which I never heard before..
Is donkey can be so Ferocious?
donkeys to protect the sheep? Seems they have a natural hatred for wolves, coyotes and the like and will actually kill them if they come close.