Do you have the answers??

Mehnis
By Mehnis

Subject: SO U HAVE THE ANSWERS?? a real good read and wonder??? why......

Do u have d answers...?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder...... .

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum.'

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on........

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Thoughts????????

By KHATTAK• 12 Apr 2010 00:20
KHATTAK

LOLz deepb... do you want another thread started for MDDOZY?

NOT AGAIN!!!

By deepb• 11 Apr 2010 21:37
deepb

No magic answers or we will send you to Saudi to get executed.

By MHDOZY• 11 Apr 2010 21:31
MHDOZY

just call me and u will see the magic answers to your life

By KHATTAK• 11 Apr 2010 21:26
KHATTAK

Will they deport you alongwith your car?

By deepb• 11 Apr 2010 21:18
deepb

Or deported for doing something stupid :)

By Mehnis• 11 Apr 2010 21:15
Mehnis

actually there is car parking outside bars because they don't expect you to use the car after you are drunk. They always hope that you drink so much that you are carried out on a stretcher

By deepb• 11 Apr 2010 21:12
deepb

Car parking is for the ones who don't drink and are there for scooter parking :P

By Mehnis• 11 Apr 2010 21:10
Mehnis

To set their shoes alight?? Flan?

By flanostu• 11 Apr 2010 21:07
flanostu

why do qataris smoke on planes?

By Visper• 11 Apr 2010 21:06
Visper

did i just sang the alphabet song and twinkle,twinkle little star?

By anonymous• 11 Apr 2010 21:02
anonymous

Why does QDC, a government run alcohol distribution company make millions of Riyals when Qatar is an Islamic State as per its draft constitution?

By KHATTAK• 11 Apr 2010 20:57
KHATTAK

Why do they have Car Parking outside bars when Driving Under Influence (Zero Tolerance here) is illegal?

By Mehnis• 11 Apr 2010 20:55
Mehnis

That is life. The web becomes tighter as we get more involved with the world. Family and responsibility ties one up so completely that freedom is lost. We start to live for others and less for our own passions and pleasure.

By Mehnis• 11 Apr 2010 20:53
Mehnis

The largest population of Asian elephant is located here along with tigers, leopards, gaur, sloth bear, malabar squirrel with hundreds of spotted deer. On higher reaches you have sambhar in large numbers.

By anonymous• 11 Apr 2010 20:51
anonymous

Research wouldn't matter. Frankly, in between all the rat race,the real me wants only the basics. But life has spun such a web that I have become my own prisoner.

By Mehnis• 11 Apr 2010 20:51
Mehnis

Just make enough money to buy a place somewhere within the forest and you can really live out in great peace, serenity and fulfillment.

By Mehnis• 11 Apr 2010 20:49
Mehnis

Good idea. Lots of great photographers work here. With photo traps set inside the jungle. Many researchers and biologists are here doing a lot of research on animals, behavioral patterns and understanding habits. A wonderful place to get 'lost'.

By anonymous• 11 Apr 2010 20:46
anonymous

I wouldn't need the camera if I dont want to share anything with anyone. I can just capture everything in my heart and develop it later in my mind.

By anonymous• 11 Apr 2010 20:45
anonymous

Oh ok...I would love to come 'your way' asap :) I think I'al already on it. Planning to grow my hair and the beard and head out to nature in my khakhis armed with my camera. MAke a small hut deep inside and settle for good. Have relatives come to see me once in a while.

By Mehnis• 11 Apr 2010 20:43
Mehnis

The time will come for it FU. When you do come my way too. The wildlife sanctuary coming up to the mountains is very big and beautiful. Lots of wild life there.

By anonymous• 11 Apr 2010 20:37
anonymous

I have been wanting to do this trip again after almost 4 years and you will be doing it soon! Lucky you.

By Mehnis• 11 Apr 2010 20:31
Mehnis

I was in Chennai yesterday and it was not really hot. But back in my hill station where it is really cool. I intent to go to Kerala soon. Maybe when the rains start. Go to Kochi, Kumarakom and Alleppy . Love it there when it rains

By anonymous• 11 Apr 2010 20:25
anonymous

I thought it must be getting hotter by now...Yes but Kerala is always like that.I miss the rain drops on green leaves the most. Next time I'am there,I'am gonna chew those leaves and swallow some.

By Mehnis• 11 Apr 2010 20:23
Mehnis

Hey FU it is unbelievably beautiful. Makes me more appreciative of the paradise we are living in. Greenery everywhere, the air is so fresh and clean up in the mountains, blue skies and everything you see breathes life.

By anonymous• 11 Apr 2010 20:18
anonymous

Please be in circulation. Helps in maintaining sanity on QL ;)

By drmana• 11 Apr 2010 20:17
drmana

:-)

By Mehnis• 11 Apr 2010 20:16
Mehnis

Yes FU back in circulation but at home in Mera Desh Mahan

By anonymous• 11 Apr 2010 20:14
anonymous

Thanks for this in these troubled times on QL Mehnis...Are you still around?

By anonymous• 11 Apr 2010 20:14
anonymous

Yes I have the answers

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