Cough Syrup
By KellysHeroes •
The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. He asks the blonde clerk, 'What's with that guy over there by the wall?'
The blonde clerk responds, 'Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him a bottle of laxative.' The pharmacist yells, 'You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a laxative!'
The blonde clerk responds, 'Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough.'
Juantie.
Few pints of beer before the treatment would be an added value for the treatment.
btw. a friend of mine gave me once a pill of lasix. what I remember is that I was about to sleep in the WC ;)
:o)
I think you missed something important.
Before taking Andrews, 2 pills of Lasix should be taken.
With this complete treatment, all "outlets" will be utilised.
you must have heard that one before lol
Is the bottom falling out of your world?
Take ANDREWS !
And let the world fall out of your bottom.
The moment I turn my back you hijack my thread.
King. I am in for the crabs catching. Will need special sticks for that purpose.
Copper, owen, king, AZ, irrysa. It is my happiness to know that my thread resulted in a smile on your face.
For those interested in some "cough medication", the cure is available. You can place your order with the flavor and form you like or think of. There is coffee flavor, cholcolate bars, chips, nuts, soft drinks (normal and diet). You name it guys and the payment policy is "pay when you are fully satisfied"
Sorry i hijacked this thread..I just get carried away
hehehe, forget all about the popcorn..i can buy mine..and please don't hijack this thread!!!..:D
Wait until I feed you some popcorn today
How are you doing my dear friend? ROFL means Roll On Floor Laughing :), so are we up to the Crabs Hunting Night? :)
Good one!
not in this thread, no you don't!...lemme see, i will secretly pour some of that laxatives on your pepsi later..and we will see..lol
ROFL..Rolling On the Floor Laughing to be exact..:D
WOuld you share a bottlke with me so that I can use it on OWEN!!! haha
Owen please excuse my ignorance. What is ROFL. Glad that you liked it. Spreading a smile is my pleasure.
irrysa. I always like to keep such things to help my "friends" when they need "assistance".
Have a good day all of you.
heheh! :o)
oh, wouldn't u just like to keep a bottle of that for "special occasions" when someone really drives u mad?
If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.
ROFL kellyheroes..good one..:D