Is Computer Masculine or Feminine
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
yup male... masculine points r more suited....
if it doesnt recognize ur silly commands, but gives ur right output ...its a male
if its good for multitasking at lowest speed, recognise ur commands but gives u garbage out its female,
its male
hahahaha.. Just one of my stupid discoveries.. :))
Visper..just to clarify..HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT DOLPHINS ARE GAY SHARKS? >>>im just curious
In Arabic it is male.
Mandi
mann, so sorry man...but we've read this it on QL many times..but thnx again...its always funny to read..
Though this may not always be a good thing!
lol
The computer has no gender! neither male nor is it female.
am so tired of this one...
hahaha... Males..