B*tch from hell

Xena
By Xena

At 7.48pm I posted a classified advert looking for a housemate... made a huge mistake not specifying that it needs to be female, so partly my own fault.. but between then and now (8.27pm) I have received 5 phone calls (excluding the ones I ignored from the same number), all from men, who clearly haven't read the advert properly...

While I have no objection to having a male housemate that would fit the discription, do not call me without reading what I have written first.

1) No, I do not have the place as yet - Read the ad
2) Western expats only!!!! - Read the ad
3) What s*x my animals are doesn't matter, they are part of the package - Read the ad

If you keeping call back again after I hang-up on the conversation, I WILL consider you a stalker and will take matters to the authorities - Or just let the man in my life deal with you.... either way... it'll be handled by the authorities....

READ THE FREAKING ADVERT!!!!

Khallas

Qatari, Ahmed, could you possibly make phone numbers optional, like email is, it would make life much easier for female users to place adverts, cutting out the possibility of stalkers... Shukran

By Eagley• 2 Oct 2011 09:16
Eagley

OMG! I can't count to save my life and you, Edifis, just made my mind spin! :-0

By edifis• 27 Sep 2011 00:21
Rating: 3/5
edifis

45%+45%+9.99%=99.99%

100%-99.99%=.01%

Presuming that you have appointed your Arabic speaking lady from the remaining candidates which is 0.01% & there must have been atleast 1 candidate for you to select the successful candidate from we can say that

 0.01%=1 candidate. Which makes the total number of applicants=10000

Now if there were 2 eligible candidates that would mean the number of applicants were 20000.

 

By edifis• 27 Sep 2011 00:20
edifis

Yes dear QS it's alright now... I guessed as much.

By qatarisun• 27 Sep 2011 00:12
Rating: 4/5
qatarisun

Lol edifis.. My bad.. All right.. Arabic speaking males must be 9%, not 9.99%. then we got 1% for Arabic speaking females. And yes, it's one eligible application out of 100. Is everything correct now? :)

By qatarisun• 26 Sep 2011 20:52
Rating: 3/5
qatarisun

We need to hire Arabic speaking Lady. Simple. ARABIC speaking plus FEMALE. Two in one, not separately!

45% applications are from Indian and Pakistani males, 45% applications are from Filipina (non-Arabic speaking)females, 9.99% applications from Arabic speaking Males...

By jjj75• 26 Sep 2011 14:50
jjj75

Xena

I Placed an advert for a maid stipulating that they must live in a certain area of Doha so they could easily come to work every day and I got enquiries from people as far away as Wakra etc

Just expect this here,

By edifis• 26 Sep 2011 14:44
edifis

Pets can't pay rent!

By qatarisun• 25 Sep 2011 23:58
qatarisun

Uf, thnx god.. As per the title, I thought the thread is about me...

WK, you are hilarious.. I am wondering how come Brit still didn't react.. Lol..

By tigabaguio• 25 Sep 2011 22:19
tigabaguio

pay the rent.. fair and reasonble..

By tommytom• 25 Sep 2011 22:01
tommytom

deleted

By Xena• 23 Apr 2011 01:48
Xena

tell you what, you pay the rent, you can be my Eastern Pet;-p

By Xena• 23 Apr 2011 01:47
Xena

I have sent you a PM

Disneymom, that would be great thanks:-)

Got home at 9ish... was a long day, but still had to move all the animals back into their regular kennels and feed. Its been a long two days:-)

By edifis• 23 Apr 2011 00:45
edifis

Will you take me in as a Pet in your household. I can be an Eastern Pet.

By disneymom• 22 Apr 2011 22:37
disneymom

Xena: I do have a lady friend who may be interested. Tomorrow I'll ask her to contact you. Her current house sharing situation ends in June. Good to see you today. Hope you didn't stay too late!

By CS2009• 22 Apr 2011 13:56
CS2009

Hi, I'm a female western ex-pat and can't seem to find your ad (I guess you took it down because of all the hassle?). Anyway, I'm interested in sharing a villa. I've been in Doha for nearly 2 years now, staying at least one more year (until summer 2012), but possibly longer. What animals do you have? I have 2 cats...

By Xena• 21 Apr 2011 13:30
Xena

was probably 8, I just didn't count how many I put there;-p

By No_Good_Thing_Dies• 21 Apr 2011 13:24
No_Good_Thing_Dies

Xena,

the same happen to jervis as well.

http://www.qatarliving.com/node/1772091

QL blocks this zero series to avoid SPAM.

By Xena• 21 Apr 2011 13:13
Xena

ummm... thanks for the advice of typing in 0000000... it got me blocked:-s Had to email the mods to unblock me!

That number is a banned number....

By tommytom• 20 Apr 2011 22:04
tommytom

someone.. needs some help...

By Bozzini• 20 Apr 2011 22:01
Bozzini

Daymn them perverts..

By Nurkulova• 20 Apr 2011 21:57
Nurkulova

thats really pathetic to ask abt the gender of ur animals :D

By nomerci• 20 Apr 2011 21:56
nomerci

n/a

By t_coffee_or_me• 20 Apr 2011 21:42
t_coffee_or_me

Thats a valid phone number better change it fast.

By Xena• 20 Apr 2011 21:37
Xena

I was actually a little dumbfounded with that one... I mean, what does it matter?

By Nurkulova• 20 Apr 2011 21:36
Nurkulova

i did..just few min ago I have deleted my numb and put 444444444...check it again!

By anonymous• 20 Apr 2011 21:34
anonymous

Asking the sex of the animals?

Was it brit calling you again?

By Xena• 20 Apr 2011 21:30
Xena

honestly, I didn't think of that:-s Good idea:-)

FathimaH... lol, no, it was inspired by my Xena, Warrior Princess name... mess with me and you will find the B.... from hell;-P

Just a warning:-D

I am a sweet person.... no, really, I am;-p

By FathimaH• 20 Apr 2011 21:27
FathimaH

While the first two points don't surprise me the third one does..Why would a man looking for a flat wanna know that?Oh my imagination is running wild with probable reasons! and is that what inspired your sensational title? lol...Sorry for your predicament Xena habibthy..hope you find a flatmate from heaven soon =)

By nomerci• 20 Apr 2011 21:22
nomerci

Xena, if you don't want to divulge your phone number on an ad, you can type :0000000

By Xena• 20 Apr 2011 21:07
Rating: 3/5
Xena

you cannot remove your number - its compulsory:-(

Couldn't post without a valid number.

By Nurkulova• 20 Apr 2011 21:00
Nurkulova

my own VERY RECENT experience DO NOT LEAVE UR NUMBER, but email only! And better remove ur pic.

By anonymous• 20 Apr 2011 20:53
anonymous

Xena, i thought, that was a typo mistake "Westerner Only" :P

By Xena• 20 Apr 2011 20:52
Xena

word "western" in the title, should have given it away;-p

By anonymous• 20 Apr 2011 20:50
anonymous

qtel allows 3 free call me back sms

By Xena• 20 Apr 2011 20:49
Xena

Now you I might have considered...

Its always handy to have Bob the Builder around;-p

By anonymous• 20 Apr 2011 20:49
anonymous

may be my Pashto Medium learning couldn't allow me to read the full text, i only read required housemate for xena and applied for the position, not knowing what else she putted down in her add.

By flanostu• 20 Apr 2011 20:48
flanostu

i only stopped calling coz i ran out of credit.

By Xena• 20 Apr 2011 20:46
Xena

MBK, Inshallah:-)

Thank you for your kind wishes!

By Milky_BarKid• 20 Apr 2011 20:45
Milky_BarKid

lol Xena, Some people just cannot read English or what? Hope you find a decent Female Western Expat house mate..:)

By Xena• 20 Apr 2011 20:45
Xena

for, huh, Alter Dusty;-p

By anonymous• 20 Apr 2011 20:44
anonymous

sorry Ms. Xena, i thought i will have a good time in ur company, so called U.

By Xena• 20 Apr 2011 20:41
Xena

I did use a "*" but clearly uncle Guru isn't stooopid;-p

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