Britain's Illegal Invasions

rofl xxx good one

Flan this one is for you..

An Indian Buisnessman arrives at Sydney Airport and is been questioned by an Aussie Immigration officer who's had a tough day in the office.

Immigration Officer, "Please confirm your name"

The Indian politely does as he is told.

Immigration Officer, "What is the purpose of your visit?"

Indian Man, "I am here to visit my son who is studying here"

Immigration officer, "Do you have any criminal record"

Wait for the punch line,

Indian man politely replies, "I did not know that it was still a Perquisite for Entry to Australia"

Was that not a criminal offence at one time? x

I used to love Muffin the Mule - But am too old now :O(

i like chasing crumpet.

crumpets, muffin, biscuits, cookies...

It's all so confusing.

I'll just stick with chocolate :D

Chocoholic phoned and invited me round this morning for tea and biscuits.

So I went round there and she said, "Where's the tea and biscuits?"

.... blank stare....

Tea, biscuits...pfffttt good for toothless babies.

Give me a double espresso and a ciggie any time :)

The saying "when in Britain, do as the Romans do" comes from this era. When British rebels were sold into slavery but local rulers and nobles supported Rome. They adopted Roman ways and dress and learned to speak Latin, the language of Rome.

Not like Rich Tea; they run away lol

The only biscuits who DARE the tea to make them soggy. Hobnobs never crumble in the tea.

The S.A.S of biscuits....................DUNK ME lol

I thought he ruled with an iceberg lettuce, some parmesan cheese and a couple of croutons :-/

Oh for goodness sake....

COOKIES !

The term is biscuits and the real biccies are Hobnobs.

All of the above darling.....thank you dear heart lol

Those were the days. Ceasar ruled with an iron hand, then with a wooden stick and finally with a piece of string..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYRz7tsHYfo

The acquaduct.. and the seweage system. remember the smell before the romans came along ?

But what have the Romans ever done for us?

Nice one centurian. I used to Love the Romans..

Oryx--that's a Norman. Notice the shield shape, which is designed for cavalry. Vikings typically had rounder shields.

Here's a link to an image from the Bayeux Tapestry, depicting Normans.

And those pesky Vikings :-)

Britain demands compensation from the Romans!

Obviously I'm not a Brit!

Excellent lol x

TB - nice one!

Oh and the Norman conquest???

Uranus that is a viking duh

Where is the Viking?