Best fake names

linc
By linc

I just saw one of the best (or worst, depending on your point of view) usernames that I have seen on QL for a while: Hugh G. Rection. If you are not sure why the name is not real, sound it out. Needless-to-say, he (I assume it is a he) has been banned, but not before posting furiously on multiple threads and even starting his own. The user picture of Hugh Hefner (founder of Playboy) was the give away.

Can anyone else think of fake, but comical usernames, on QL or elsewhere? They don't have to be as lewd as Hugh's (and perhaps they shouldn't), but they should be funny. Bart on the Simpsons use to phone Moe and try out different names on him as a prank--one of the better moments on the show.

By alfa Q• 20 Aug 2010 09:06
Rating: 2/5
alfa Q

Yellow River by I.P.Daily

Unwanted Child by F.L.Burst

Three Foot Steps in Sand By Hung Low

Behind the Bushes by Rose Meri Marlo (Roger Me Daily)

By britexpat• 19 Aug 2010 16:06
britexpat

LOL .. You got me there .. :O)

I'll tell that one to my colleague Adam Zappel ..

By carlosmarx• 19 Aug 2010 16:03
carlosmarx

Ok I get it now.

By Visper• 19 Aug 2010 15:56
Visper

You don't know who is Penis van Lesbian? A.k.a Dick Van Dyke.. :)

By britexpat• 19 Aug 2010 15:51
britexpat

That doesn't make sense :O)

By Visper• 19 Aug 2010 15:48
Visper

Penis van Lesbian

By britexpat• 19 Aug 2010 15:47
Rating: 4/5
britexpat

My good Aussie friend... Stan Den Deliva

By carlosmarx• 19 Aug 2010 15:41
carlosmarx

Homer Sectual and Helda Dildeaux.

This is a great thread!

By GodFather.• 19 Aug 2010 04:13
GodFather.

charanmafiriyal..:)

Red Pope

By GodFather.• 19 Aug 2010 04:03
GodFather.

cantfindpussy

By one_shot• 19 Aug 2010 03:59
one_shot

two-shots

By linc• 19 Aug 2010 01:20
linc

Thanks everyone for their contributions. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.

By linc• 18 Aug 2010 22:25
linc

ureakok--

lol!!! After that post I doubt you will last much longer. Just checked, and you've already been rumbled.

By anonymous• 18 Aug 2010 19:24
anonymous

Made it!

By britexpat• 18 Aug 2010 14:31
britexpat

I used to know a couple of gay guys...

Michael Fitzpatrick and

Patrick Fitzmichael

By carlosmarx• 18 Aug 2010 13:22
Rating: 4/5
carlosmarx

I.P. Freeley and Seymour Butts.

By Colt45• 18 Aug 2010 12:43
Colt45

go take a shower :-))

By rEzyz• 18 Aug 2010 12:35
Rating: 3/5
rEzyz

are these names active on QL... i didn't notice any...

but one i see is hannah_mountana around... & she is not female ;b

By somwerNdmiddle• 18 Aug 2010 12:32
somwerNdmiddle

I need a Bath

By rEzyz• 18 Aug 2010 12:29
rEzyz

who is anita bath, btw...

By somwerNdmiddle• 18 Aug 2010 12:25
somwerNdmiddle

Hugh Ass

Jack Meoff

Mike Rotch

Anita Bath

Jacques Trapp

By Motiv8er• 18 Aug 2010 10:51
Motiv8er

haha..u wud know it better

By Colt45• 18 Aug 2010 10:50
Colt45

welcome, "You chew mine"... and it's "Bose DK", not Boss DK... get that right!!! :-P

By Motiv8er• 18 Aug 2010 10:48
Motiv8er

colt you must be "Boss DK" :-)

By snessy• 18 Aug 2010 10:47
snessy

I knew there was "Sum Ting Wong" with him

By Colt45• 18 Aug 2010 10:44
Colt45

did you know WK is actually "He Hung Lo" from China... looks it too ;-))

By snessy• 18 Aug 2010 10:38
snessy

Absolutely not WK, I pretend to be a lady ;-)

By anonymous• 18 Aug 2010 10:31
anonymous

LOL snessy, did you ever use it :))

By snessy• 18 Aug 2010 10:30
snessy

Mike Hunt

By anonymous• 18 Aug 2010 10:27
anonymous

Pen Island without the space :(

By Visper• 18 Aug 2010 10:26
Visper

Tinkerbell... hahaha

Peace Tink.. :)

By Colt45• 18 Aug 2010 10:26
Colt45

Master Bates ;-)

By pennie• 18 Aug 2010 10:26
pennie

When I was at school( many years ago!) My music teacher was called Mr Dyer.When he answered the phone, he always said " Dyer here.can I help?" TRUE!

By britexpat• 18 Aug 2010 10:06
Rating: 4/5
britexpat

Ivor Windeebottom from Wales..

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