banking consultant turns witch doctor

britexpat
By britexpat


There's hope for those of us who want to change careers..


 I want to be a Gynaecologist - but there are not many openings..


What would you like to be ?


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Thomas Heathfield, 32, whose family hail from Maidenhead in Berkshire, renounced sleep for three days, rose at 2.30am to dance for the tribal ancestors and vomited up goats' bloods as part of his training to become a "sangoma".


He had to learn enough of the local siSwati language to understand his instructors, who also gave him a new name, Gogo Mndawe.


He said he first learned about sangomas from a local friend and spent many years studying the practice before giving up his job advising banks on risk and information security in February to train as one himself.


"It's not something you just decide to do – it chooses you rather than the other way round and it's such a massive process that you don't enter into it lightly," he said.


"Some people might see this as a weird decision because I had a successful job in the UK and quite a nice life.


"This is very different and there was a period of learning to renounce control, to think less and do more. Before, I was paid to ask questions but here, questions aren't important. It's about doing things without asking."


He conceded that locals might have initially been nonplussed about a white man training as a sangoma, whose skills including reading bones and prescribing herbal cures are sought out by an estimated 50 per cent of South Africans.


And despite the seemingly strange and secretive rituals, he insists that Westerners can learn much from sangomas.


"It's very much grounded and there's nothing New Age or airy fairy about it, you get your hands dirty," he said.


"Here, if they want a chicken to eat, they kill it. In England I'd have gone to the supermarket.


Telegraph

By timebandit• 3 Jul 2011 13:36
timebandit

The force is strong within you Brit

By britexpat• 3 Jul 2011 13:35
Rating: 4/5
britexpat

 

I knew you were going to say that ..

By timebandit• 3 Jul 2011 13:34
timebandit

If it was something to do with being hungry, that could well have been me MBK

By Milky_BarKid• 3 Jul 2011 13:33
Milky_BarKid

TB did you just say something, I hear your voices inside my head..:)

By timebandit• 3 Jul 2011 13:32
Rating: 4/5
timebandit

I am taking a distance learning course in telepathy

By britexpat• 3 Jul 2011 13:29
Rating: 4/5
britexpat

 

I am taking a distance learning course in "bone reading" and will be ready to help nubile young tribeswomen with their problems.. 

By anonymous• 3 Jul 2011 13:25
anonymous

Hmmmmmmmmmmm - Cabbage you say? Will that be with butter and black pepper?

By Milky_BarKid• 3 Jul 2011 13:06
Milky_BarKid

I am now residing in the part of the sub conscious mind, where no one has even been before.My trick to woo my followers with my diet of cabbage and pixie dust..:)

By anonymous• 3 Jul 2011 12:45
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

Don't ! The very thought of it makes me want to puke :-/ Shuddering.

By FlyingAce• 3 Jul 2011 12:43
Rating: 4/5
FlyingAce

I am not in a State of Mind to Change Carrer paths any more.... ;)

By timebandit• 3 Jul 2011 12:20
Rating: 5/5
timebandit

"How did he manage to vomit goats blood?"Vomiting it is easy, drinking it in the first place would have been the problem for most. Of course Drac would have failed that test because there is no way he would have given the goats blood up having first drank it.

By anonymous• 3 Jul 2011 12:15
anonymous

How did he manage to vomit goats blood? Very odd - but to each their own lolI always wanted to be a Spy - but I could never find a Mati or a Hari :-(

By .sun26872• 3 Jul 2011 09:23
Rating: 5/5
.sun26872

So can I become a bank consultant now?

By jp_rocks• 3 Jul 2011 08:44
Rating: 5/5
jp_rocks

VEry Educational!

By britexpat• 3 Jul 2011 08:34
Rating: 4/5
britexpat

Most Gurus have a special trick to awe their followers - Whats yours ?

By Milky_BarKid• 3 Jul 2011 08:28
Milky_BarKid

My tag line for today is beware of MBK..

By britexpat• 3 Jul 2011 08:16
Rating: 5/5
britexpat

 

You will never be able to satisy all those women :O(

By britexpat• 3 Jul 2011 07:59
Rating: 4/5
britexpat

Haha.. Valid point ..

By Milky_BarKid• 3 Jul 2011 07:59
Rating: 4/5
Milky_BarKid

I wish I could turn into a Guru.. I have Baba Ramdev and Sai Baba in mind..:)

By frenchieman• 3 Jul 2011 07:55
Rating: 2/5
frenchieman

I don't think it was much of a switch as both careers are all about smoke, mirrors, false forecasts, lingo, sales pitch, and lies.  Only the costume is different.  :-)

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