Anyone relate to this ?
"YOU'RE in incredibly fine condition," the doctor concluded after finishing a thorough physical.
"How old did you say you were, sir?"
"Seventy-eight."
"Seventy-eight! Why, you have the health of a fifty-year-old. What's your secret?"
"I guess, Doc, it's due to a pact the wife and I made when we got married. She promised that if she was ever about to lose her temper, she'd stay in the kitchen 'till she cooled off. And I pledged that when I got angry I'd keep quiet, too, and go outside until I calmed down."
"I don't understand," said the doctor, "How could that help you stay so fit?"
"Well, the patient explained, "I guess you could say I've lived an outdoor life."
We made the promise on the first day of marriage .. if one gets angry the other would shut up .. it works really well,
you know sometimes when we shut up and give them the extra minute to think they realize we have a point !!!
i need anger management. too much traffic outside
Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.
Thats my philosophy,
I don't shout and scream, I go off
on my own to calm down :) xx
then if he doesn't apologise, the shouting begins lol xx