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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband..
Suddenly, her husband went into the kitchen..
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL!! Put in some more butter!! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once.. TOO MANY!! Turn them!! TURN THEM NOW!!
We need more butter.. Oh my GOD!! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK!! Careful.. CAREFUL!! I said be CAREFUL!!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!! Never!! Turn them!! Hurry up!!
Are you CRAZY?? Have you LOST your mind?? Don't forget to salt them..
You know you always forget to salt them.. Use the salt.. USE THE SALT!! THE SALT!!"
The wife stared at him and said "What in the world is wrong with you??
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs??"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like
when I'm driving.."
lol.. good one !
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tEaCh Me RuLeS, i'Ll TeAcH hOw To BrEaK iT ..
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use teflon ccokware.....lol
Drac...didnt know that you will need that in the kitchen and in the car..lol
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"moral of the story..leave it to the the experts and relax..."
GOOD ADVICE...but use condoms please!;)
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hahahaha this is too funny and so true.
LOL I remember me sitting in my sister's car and doing just about the same thing.
NO HUSBAND ....har har har har....
Heard this before...moral of the story..leave it to the the experts and relax...;)