Amdon passes exam
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
AMDA : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
AMDA : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : AMDON, go to the map and find North America .
AMDA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : AMDON!
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TEACHER : AMDON , how do you spell "crocodile"?
AMDA : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
AMDA : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : AMDON, give me a sentence starting with "I".
AMDA : I is...
TEACHER : No, AMDON. Always say, "I am."
AMDA : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE? "
AMDA : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
AMDA : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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AMDA : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
AMDA: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
AMDA: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, AMDON, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
AMDA: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : AMDON, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
AMDA: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
AMDA: A teacher
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Hope that makes u smile
Amdon Company Pte. Ltd. in Singapore was closed down and re-opened it's business venture as Amdon Compant W.L.Lin qatar 2 1/2 years ago with InShalla Corporation as their sponcer and the business is thriving day by day.
I no need claim anything. those are living proof
You can opt to give your Sri-lankan mate number to him, he needs a translation in SL. ;-)
Cheers,
I didn't mean to steal your Thunder, I just borrowed it!
"He" is being generous here, like he's claiming for giving opportunities and recommendation for some. Now, he is offering you a SL Jokes... He is a very very very good good good man. Honestly ;-) ROFL!
Cheers,
I didn't mean to steal your Thunder, I just borrowed it!
The teacher told the children about "kesbaawa" (Turtle) who lives in the sea and its behaviour of laying eggs in the shore. The student were very silent and listen well to the story and were felt sad about the man's behaviour of stealing those eggs from the shore.
The boy at the corner is about to stand and teacher asked what he is trying to do. "Madam Do you know why Ibba (creature that lives in marshy land)is different from Kesbaawa?" questioned the student taking the chance given. Teacher felt in trouble but without showing that she asked the other student to reply.
The answers receieved as follows.
"Ibba can walk in the land". "Ibba lives in river water"
The corner boy rejected all answers.
what was the answer???????
"IBBA HAS A KEY BUT KESBAAWA DON'T"
Ask your SL friend to translate the last sentence.
thanks a lot .. just trying to spread smiles b4 cutting some heads here.
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God Damn people, they destroyed the beauty of life
Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp by the Diyawanna Oya. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big croc, "What you been eatin' boy?"
"Humans, same as you," replied the small croc. "Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"
"Down 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot by the parliament."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?" "Well, I crawls up under one of them BMWs or Mercs and wait fer one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat em!"
"Ah!" says the big crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a briefcase."
sure why not? that will be amusing.
i like this naughty boy.
By the way it wasn't my explanation. I mean my office mate (srilankan) explained that to me.
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God Damn people, they destroyed the beauty of life
Queen Elizabeth, Bush and Chandrika (Ex-President of Sri Lanka)all died and went to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said: "I miss England, I would be pleased to phone England and see how everybody is doing there"
So she called and talked for about 5 minutes.
Then she asked:
"Well devil, how much do I owe you?"
The devil: "A million pounds".
"A million pounds!!!????" & she made him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Bush was so jealous, he starts screaming, "Me too, I wanna Phone the USA, I wanna see how everybody is doing too. So He called and talked for about 2 minutes,
Then he asked:
"Well , devil how much do I owe you?"
The devil :"Two million dollars".
"Two million dollars!!!!!!???" & he Made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Chandrika was extremely jealous too. She starts screaming and screaming "I also want to phone Srilanka! I want to see how everybody is doing There too, I want to talk to the army, ministers, I want to talk to everybody".
She called Srilanka and was talking non stop - she talked for about Twenty hours.
Then she asked:
"Well, devil, how much do I owe you?"
The devil : "Ten rupees.....only ten rupees."
Chandrika screamed "ONLY TEN RUPEES??????"
The devil says, "Well, from hell to hell, it's a local Call".!!!
U are funny here. Really!
There is Amdon company in Singapore if I am not mistaken ;-)
Cheers,
I didn't mean to steal your Thunder, I just borrowed it!
Ask your friend who is Udurawane and what is Udurawana Jokes he will explained it to you. The answer to your question is same same
but i wanna ask u a question?? why u were curious about the name Amdon, the joke wasn't in the name itself it was in his replies.
that really makes me curious !!
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God Damn people, they destroyed the beauty of life
Your explanation is correct. if you want more SL jokes I can get those for you.
got it ;-)
i'm not sri lankan but i have an office mate and he is srilankan
Amdon is a character as a naughty boy used always in srilankan jokes and not a real character. something u can say like Mickey mouse or something similar
Hamlet .. like in egypt u have Goha ..
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God Damn people, they destroyed the beauty of life
I am also curious Who is AMDON ?
can the srilanakans inligthen those who are not about who is AMDON? I am curious
Sounds like you are from Sri Lanka. If not how you know about AMDON
thanks...
having a sandwich break now and came to this ;-)
Cheers,
I didn't mean to steal your Thunder, I just borrowed it!
Thanks a lot ... u made my day
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God Damn people, they destroyed the beauty of life
i liked your jokes, they were so cute, put a smile on my face.... ignore that thing...
I didn't ask ur permission
ofcourse i will feel free to guess
no one is going to put me off.
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God Damn people, they destroyed the beauty of life
Feel free to guess.Dont hesitate to guess. That is the freedom of life.
I guess u exactly look like ur avatar ... wut a dumb @$$hole?
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God Damn people, they destroyed the beauty of life
What is the time to laugh ?
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