All you "Drinkers", PLEASE BE VERY VAREFUL..

britexpat
By britexpat

MP.. hope you are being sensible with the drink..

(Texas) Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor, well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation.

The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address!

When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.

The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47%.

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By tinkerbelle• 8 Sep 2008 23:19
tinkerbelle

butt and oooohhh~ that is just wrong.

and did someone say snort it too???

By Scarlett• 8 Sep 2008 23:06
Rating: 3/5
Scarlett

Brit beer tastes like someone forgot to turn off the cooker and it burnt! Either that or its like someone washed out the dishes in it and its lukewarm..

My favorite vacation is to travel across Germany and try all the different beers of each region..

The only American beer that tastes really good and authentic is Lonestar..even folks from Germany say that when they taste it.

As far as alcohol enemas..I wonder if this guy's family tree is more like a telephone pole...

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.

By QT• 8 Sep 2008 22:59
QT

:S

By flanostu• 8 Sep 2008 22:39
flanostu

well they do say "you've never been drunk until you've shat yourself", i've never been drunk thankfully.

By Oryx• 8 Sep 2008 22:29
Oryx

The Lake District is 'up north' for sure....

By goodlookin• 8 Sep 2008 22:27
goodlookin

"Northeners don't drink lager!"

lol northerners don't do a lot of things...like work, wash or speak English!!!!!! lol ;)

By Tigasin321• 8 Sep 2008 14:27
Tigasin321

I have been to the Lake District and to north Wales but I don't think either count as "The North".

Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about

By anonymous• 8 Sep 2008 13:43
anonymous

Tigasin....your source for that? Obviously you have never been north of the Watford Gap!! Northeners don't drink lager!

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By SouthLand• 8 Sep 2008 13:38
SouthLand

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By Tigasin321• 8 Sep 2008 13:37
Tigasin321

but the Brits can keep their beer or stout or ale or whatever they call it.

Most Brits prefer lager to their own stuff as lager massively outsells any other kind of beer in both pubs and liquor stores.

Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about

By SouthLand• 8 Sep 2008 13:32
SouthLand

I'll have to go to England and decide for myself. Although, I may end up in Ireland or Scotland, as it's in me blood. I do fancy a good single malt now and again.

By anonymous• 8 Sep 2008 13:25
anonymous

Beer :D

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By SouthLand• 8 Sep 2008 13:20
SouthLand

Righhht, cause you know first hand ;)

Don't be jealous, 'cause we do everything better than the muddahland' ;)

But don't worry, we'll make your talent bigger than life and you guys can give 'em empty titles ;)

By anonymous• 8 Sep 2008 13:16
anonymous

Thats an oxymoron, cos there is no real beer in U.S. We established that earlier.... :D

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By SouthLand• 8 Sep 2008 13:15
SouthLand

I'll have one for ya ;) I'd sneak one in, but alas, we live in a Brave New World

By mjamille28• 8 Sep 2008 13:15
mjamille28

lol MP..........

By anonymous• 8 Sep 2008 13:14
anonymous

Im available for parties, weddings etc :D

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By SouthLand• 8 Sep 2008 13:13
SouthLand

I can't wait to get back and get a real beer!

By mjamille28• 8 Sep 2008 13:12
mjamille28

you sound just like an ad, MP.. lol

By anonymous• 8 Sep 2008 13:12
anonymous

Southy, cant get IPA out here, and im not gonna fly to yanksville just for a pint.

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By anonymous• 8 Sep 2008 13:11
anonymous

Turns ya sheeite black though....

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By britexpat• 8 Sep 2008 13:11
britexpat

Its also to do with geography..

Northerners - Hard , Macho Men, wouldn't be seen dead drinking lager...

By SouthLand• 8 Sep 2008 13:10
Rating: 4/5
SouthLand

You should try a craft brewed, triple IPA, served cold, with about 11% alcohol content.

Pliny the Younger (From Russian River Brewery)

11.0%ABV, 1.098 O.G, GOBS of BUs

Pliny the Younger was Pliny the Elder's nephew, in the case of this beer, the "Younger" is a triple IPA. Pliny the Younger is hopped three times more than our standard IPA, and is dry hopped four different times.

Seasonal release (February) available at the pub and for distribution.

By Tigasin321• 8 Sep 2008 13:08
Tigasin321

but so are lots of things that taste like crap. I think more people drink lager than Guiness or bitter probably because they like the taste of lager better.

Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about

By anonymous• 8 Sep 2008 13:07
anonymous

south is warm, cos they dont know how to serve it properly.

And Nuclear Brown is an Ale, and is quite tasty....

Just cos you yanks cant handle anything stronger than Pepsi.........

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By alsboy• 8 Sep 2008 13:06
alsboy

Hope dey do hav de same brand up der...!!! Gud luck old champ...!!! V luv' U...!!!

By britexpat• 8 Sep 2008 13:06
britexpat

Corporate American Beer is good. Comes out the same as it goes in..

By brutus_ceasar• 8 Sep 2008 13:06
brutus_ceasar

So which one is better... Lager or Guiness..

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By Tigasin321• 8 Sep 2008 13:06
Tigasin321

I mean everything that is organic is also chemical, isn't it?

Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about

By anonymous• 8 Sep 2008 13:04
anonymous

American beer is lager and full of chemicals.....Guiness isn't British it's Irish

By Tigasin321• 8 Sep 2008 13:02
Tigasin321

This so called "real ale" and bitter, served warm and tastes disgusting. Can't drink it or Guiness either for that matter. The Brits also drink something called "stout" which is also a type of beer and also tastes disgusting. There is a particularly nasty beer called "newcastle Brown" which looks like sewage water and probably tastes like it too, but I have never drunk sewage water so I don't know.

I like corporate American beer and so do most other people otherwise you wouldn't be able to find it all over the world, including England!

Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about

By brutus_ceasar• 8 Sep 2008 13:00
brutus_ceasar

LOL Brit... hhmmm..... that would be the beer contest that we are planning to do eh..

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By anonymous• 8 Sep 2008 12:58
anonymous

ooohhhh...they get sucked up n all!!

By SouthLand• 8 Sep 2008 12:57
SouthLand

Gives a whole new dimension to the phrase, "drinking buddy" :D

By mjamille28• 8 Sep 2008 12:56
mjamille28

ewww.........

By britexpat• 8 Sep 2008 12:55
britexpat

You shouldn't have said that. Now I have visions of QL'ers standing on their heads with bottles of beer inserted strategically.:)

By SouthLand• 8 Sep 2008 12:47
SouthLand

Yep, so much for a one way street ;0

By owen• 8 Sep 2008 12:44
owen

huh?!..would like to imagine.. but could not.. :/

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By anonymous• 8 Sep 2008 12:39
anonymous

actually effects of alcohol work quicker rectally....its the way forward (or upward!)

By prettyeyez• 8 Sep 2008 12:37
prettyeyez

YUCK that's totally gross..even I working in the medical field couldn't think of something as crazy!!

By Arien• 8 Sep 2008 12:35
Arien

Crazy..

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By Vegas• 8 Sep 2008 12:03
Vegas

You can't teach experience...

By britexpat• 8 Sep 2008 11:43
britexpat

It is a curiosity..

I mean, how do you sudenly decide that you want to try Alcohol Enemas? The guy must have been a perv to start with..

By Mis-Cat• 8 Sep 2008 11:17
Mis-Cat

He delivered into his system anally???

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By SouthLand• 8 Sep 2008 11:11
SouthLand

IV, although there are those that would debate that. If we could only ask the bloke that inspired this thread.

By anonymous• 8 Sep 2008 11:07
anonymous

Brave bast..ardos !!

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By SouthLand• 8 Sep 2008 11:05
Rating: 2/5
SouthLand

Come now, if your talking about the best of a region, you know you have to be there to enjoy it (that's part of the debate, mass produced/distributed is not the best). Besides, with the Internet and global delivery systems, it becomes a matter of cost/benefit analysis.

Seriously though, San Diego rivals the world's best craft brewers.

Check out this link:

http://www.beertown.org/events/wbc/index.html

By britexpat• 8 Sep 2008 10:59
britexpat

But, how many people have access to these?

At least in UK and Germany, the variety is available to all..

By SouthLand• 8 Sep 2008 10:58
SouthLand

If by American you mean brewed in America, then you can start with these:

http://www.alesmith.com/

http://russianriverbrewing.com/web/brews.html

But obviously we steal from the masters of UK and Belgium

By baldrick2dogs• 8 Sep 2008 10:52
baldrick2dogs

... I drank Guinness. The locals looked on me as a God!

Brit ... ALL U.S. beers that are available outside US are crap (Bud, Coors etc) however they are into micro breweries big time.

getting back on topic though, I must agree that the only way Coors would get into MY body would be colonic irrigation :-O

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By britexpat• 8 Sep 2008 10:43
britexpat

Are you talking about Hooch and Moonshine?

By anonymous• 8 Sep 2008 10:43
anonymous

Suggest a good yankee beer then....

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By SouthLand• 8 Sep 2008 10:40
SouthLand

Apparently you've only drank 'corporate American beer'. Too bad for you.

By mjamille28• 8 Sep 2008 10:39
mjamille28

enemas huh...poor guy cant have the beer through his throat...

By anonymous• 8 Sep 2008 10:38
anonymous

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By someonenew• 8 Sep 2008 10:37
someonenew

Gosh!

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By r7• 8 Sep 2008 10:37
Rating: 4/5
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Lol Baldrick :P

By anonymous• 8 Sep 2008 10:35
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By baldrick2dogs• 8 Sep 2008 10:33
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"This beer tastes like sh1t" before this is time it could be true!

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