Alcohol definitely impairs judgement

britexpat
By britexpat

MP.... Be very careful out there.. Is there a Zoo in Bahrain ?

(19 August 2007, Serbia) It's well known that alcohol impairs judgement. It's well known that carnivorous wild animals and humans don't mix. What happens when we combine all three? One might expect men, beer, and bears to combine with lethal consequences. Such was the case for a 23-year old man who inadvertently fed himself to Masha and Misha at the Belgrade Zoo.

The Zoo director said of the incident,
"Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage."

The man's naked, mauled corpse was found inside the bear habitat, along with plenty of beer cans. His clothes were completely untouched, suggesting that he approached the bears bare-naked by choice. The bears, apparently fearing that his intentions were as dishonorable as they were ill-informed, meted out a summary justice.

Later, Masha and Misha "reacted angrily" when keepers tried to recover the man's corpse, but were eventually persuaded to give up their tasty prize.

By SouthLand• 10 Sep 2008 14:04
SouthLand

someway. Maybe that was his wish.

By alsboy• 10 Sep 2008 13:57
alsboy

Just tht v dont hav a zoo in de picture but a La Cigale wit shattered glasses and a whole JF Cruiser...

By britexpat• 10 Sep 2008 13:45
britexpat

Alcohol can act as a "beautification aid" also..

By DaRuDe• 10 Sep 2008 13:43
DaRuDe

Same me i never been with but when i woke up i would see them sleepin near my feet

 

 

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By baldrick2dogs• 10 Sep 2008 13:41
baldrick2dogs

But I've woken up next to a couple.

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Anything else you'd like me to Google for you? ;o)

By britexpat• 10 Sep 2008 13:40
britexpat

At least Pam Ayres would have rolled those eyes of hers and recited a few lines of poetry to you to cheer you up.

By anonymous• 10 Sep 2008 13:36
anonymous

Funny, women always look stunning in a nightclub, when ive had a few sherberts...

But in the cold light of day......

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

By mjamille28• 10 Sep 2008 13:32
mjamille28

lol MP...

By anonymous• 10 Sep 2008 13:30
anonymous

next to Pam Eyres....

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

By mjamille28• 10 Sep 2008 13:27
mjamille28

cant blame the bears, animal instinct.... alcohol DEFINITELY impairs judgment...

By anonymous• 10 Sep 2008 13:25
anonymous

anybody wants to try in Doha...

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